Keith Brown
@bykeithbrown.bsky.social
Long-time writer. Former journalist. Bicycle advocate. Cat lover and misanthrope.
My new favorite entertainment is playing Joy Division below YouTube videos of first-person bicycle rides around Amsterdam.
July 6, 2025 at 6:32 PM
My new favorite entertainment is playing Joy Division below YouTube videos of first-person bicycle rides around Amsterdam.
If old-guard Democrats are so pissy about a democratic socialist winning the NYC primary, why not just take the phrase 'democratic socialism' and re-brand it 'Roosevelt Democrats' and run with it?
July 2, 2025 at 7:45 PM
If old-guard Democrats are so pissy about a democratic socialist winning the NYC primary, why not just take the phrase 'democratic socialism' and re-brand it 'Roosevelt Democrats' and run with it?
It would be a shame if this guy got bad reviews.
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www.yelp.com
June 24, 2025 at 3:15 PM
It would be a shame if this guy got bad reviews.
"Dr. Phil Embedded with ICE on L.A. Immigration Raids" is a real-life headline talking about a real thing that happened.
We live in the stupidest fucking timeline possible.
We live in the stupidest fucking timeline possible.
June 9, 2025 at 11:39 PM
"Dr. Phil Embedded with ICE on L.A. Immigration Raids" is a real-life headline talking about a real thing that happened.
We live in the stupidest fucking timeline possible.
We live in the stupidest fucking timeline possible.
Gen Z employee of mine came in to work an hour early after her vacation.
You don’t come in early from vacation. You come in late, or barely on time, hungover, angrily grousing about every stupid life choice you made that led you to this soul-sucking job. Fucking Gen Z. Get it right.
You don’t come in early from vacation. You come in late, or barely on time, hungover, angrily grousing about every stupid life choice you made that led you to this soul-sucking job. Fucking Gen Z. Get it right.
June 9, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Gen Z employee of mine came in to work an hour early after her vacation.
You don’t come in early from vacation. You come in late, or barely on time, hungover, angrily grousing about every stupid life choice you made that led you to this soul-sucking job. Fucking Gen Z. Get it right.
You don’t come in early from vacation. You come in late, or barely on time, hungover, angrily grousing about every stupid life choice you made that led you to this soul-sucking job. Fucking Gen Z. Get it right.
Might be the funniest thing you read today.
In honor of Pride 🌈 Month, I'm using napkins stolen from Chik-fil-A to clog the toilets at Hobby Lobby.
June 4, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Might be the funniest thing you read today.
So the Stanley Cup is set. Oilers v. Panthers. If ever there was a time to root for Canada to beat the living shit out of Florida, I think it's this year. Go Oilers!
May 30, 2025 at 4:14 PM
So the Stanley Cup is set. Oilers v. Panthers. If ever there was a time to root for Canada to beat the living shit out of Florida, I think it's this year. Go Oilers!
Jesus Christ!
Toxic pesticide levels found in tampons 40 times higher than legal limit for water
Toxic pesticide levels found in tampons 40 times higher than legal limit for water
Glyphosate, an herbicide linked to cancer, is also abundant in the United States.
www.motherjones.com
May 30, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Jesus Christ!
I nearly always start my work week hung over.
It started, I think, as an unconscious 'fuck you' to work in general. Now, its a full-throated 'fuck you' to work as an institution, in my own self-destructive way.
It started, I think, as an unconscious 'fuck you' to work in general. Now, its a full-throated 'fuck you' to work as an institution, in my own self-destructive way.
May 27, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I nearly always start my work week hung over.
It started, I think, as an unconscious 'fuck you' to work in general. Now, its a full-throated 'fuck you' to work as an institution, in my own self-destructive way.
It started, I think, as an unconscious 'fuck you' to work in general. Now, its a full-throated 'fuck you' to work as an institution, in my own self-destructive way.
Reposted by Keith Brown
Reposted by Keith Brown
If you use your last $7 to buy your mom some stupid card for Mother’s Day, then she’ll just have two useless pieces of trash to feel guilty about tossing aside.
Thank you for enjoying arbys
Thank you for enjoying arbys
May 12, 2025 at 1:13 AM
If you use your last $7 to buy your mom some stupid card for Mother’s Day, then she’ll just have two useless pieces of trash to feel guilty about tossing aside.
Thank you for enjoying arbys
Thank you for enjoying arbys
Every time I watch a sporting event on TV I’m reminded that while there are 800 Gozillion sports betting sites, not a single one of them is named “Oh, You Betcha!”
This is a missed opportunity.
This is a missed opportunity.
May 10, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Every time I watch a sporting event on TV I’m reminded that while there are 800 Gozillion sports betting sites, not a single one of them is named “Oh, You Betcha!”
This is a missed opportunity.
This is a missed opportunity.
All I'm saying is that none of this shit would be happening if we'd have elected Leslie Knope like we were supposed to.
May 9, 2025 at 11:51 PM
All I'm saying is that none of this shit would be happening if we'd have elected Leslie Knope like we were supposed to.
Took Nox, my cat, for a check up. I warned them she was going to be uncooperative.
After she tried to murder every tech in the place and then the vet too, they decided I might have been right and scheduled us for a sedation appointment.
After she tried to murder every tech in the place and then the vet too, they decided I might have been right and scheduled us for a sedation appointment.
Holy Grail - Killer Bunny
YouTube video by Matt Lockwood
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May 6, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Took Nox, my cat, for a check up. I warned them she was going to be uncooperative.
After she tried to murder every tech in the place and then the vet too, they decided I might have been right and scheduled us for a sedation appointment.
After she tried to murder every tech in the place and then the vet too, they decided I might have been right and scheduled us for a sedation appointment.
good read.
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May 5, 2025 at 9:03 PM
good read.
www.publicnotice.co/p/trump-cogn...
www.publicnotice.co/p/trump-cogn...
Philadelphia showed up today.
May 2, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Philadelphia showed up today.
CBC sez the Liberals have won in Canada!
Gordie'd be proud.
Gordie'd be proud.
April 29, 2025 at 2:13 AM
CBC sez the Liberals have won in Canada!
Gordie'd be proud.
Gordie'd be proud.
Watching Canadian election results for the first time in my life. CBC coverage is really good.
Elbow's Up.
Elbow's Up.
April 29, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Watching Canadian election results for the first time in my life. CBC coverage is really good.
Elbow's Up.
Elbow's Up.
www.maydaystrong.org
It's about fucking time Americans took part in a Labor Day demonstration of solidarity borne from an American action. Be fucking there, or send someone in your stead. I'm looking at Philly, if anyone wants me to be their representative.
It's about fucking time Americans took part in a Labor Day demonstration of solidarity borne from an American action. Be fucking there, or send someone in your stead. I'm looking at Philly, if anyone wants me to be their representative.
April 25, 2025 at 1:06 AM
www.maydaystrong.org
It's about fucking time Americans took part in a Labor Day demonstration of solidarity borne from an American action. Be fucking there, or send someone in your stead. I'm looking at Philly, if anyone wants me to be their representative.
It's about fucking time Americans took part in a Labor Day demonstration of solidarity borne from an American action. Be fucking there, or send someone in your stead. I'm looking at Philly, if anyone wants me to be their representative.
It's just dust in my eye. Shut up.
Shelter dog gets loving farewell post adoption.. ❤️
April 22, 2025 at 5:43 PM
It's just dust in my eye. Shut up.
Instead of full depression first thing in the morning, I'd like to pull up the news and read:
U.S. Billionaires Taxed at 1950 levels
Poll: American Healthcare Edges Out All European Systems
In 8-5 Decision, Supreme Court Reverses Citizens United
A First: U.S. Topples Finland On 'Happiness Index'
U.S. Billionaires Taxed at 1950 levels
Poll: American Healthcare Edges Out All European Systems
In 8-5 Decision, Supreme Court Reverses Citizens United
A First: U.S. Topples Finland On 'Happiness Index'
April 17, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Instead of full depression first thing in the morning, I'd like to pull up the news and read:
U.S. Billionaires Taxed at 1950 levels
Poll: American Healthcare Edges Out All European Systems
In 8-5 Decision, Supreme Court Reverses Citizens United
A First: U.S. Topples Finland On 'Happiness Index'
U.S. Billionaires Taxed at 1950 levels
Poll: American Healthcare Edges Out All European Systems
In 8-5 Decision, Supreme Court Reverses Citizens United
A First: U.S. Topples Finland On 'Happiness Index'
As policy, I don't post memes, especially those with typos. But sometimes you find truth even in the imperfect.
April 14, 2025 at 2:52 PM
As policy, I don't post memes, especially those with typos. But sometimes you find truth even in the imperfect.