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Dylan
@byj0ve.bsky.social
Queer as in "fuck you"
I hate that I read less and smartphone more #2025
December 6, 2025 at 1:58 PM
December 2, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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November 29, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Hot take 2: I still do not give a shit about Jon Moxley #AEW
November 28, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Hot take: #MJF has a boring name #AEW
November 28, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Revenge is the saddest thing, honey, I'm afraid to say: you deserve everything.
November 28, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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I want AI to do the laundry and my admin while I write and illustrate books.

I don't want AI to write and illustrate books while I do the laundry and admin.
November 21, 2025 at 9:15 AM
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November 22, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I'm a role model if you wanna die young
November 22, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I tried being humble,
It's just not working out
October 20, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Can someone do a wellness check on #EazyMac ?
October 18, 2025 at 8:08 PM
And that's how I choose to remember it
October 18, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Say less!
October 15, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Can you imagine being Britney Spears' therapist... AND not being able to tell anyone?
October 13, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I'll build a boat so let it rain
October 9, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Carter is such a piece of shit lmao
October 9, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Shady wait a minute that's my girl, dawg
I don't give a fuck, god sent me to piss the world off
October 8, 2025 at 3:15 AM
And if he knows what is good for him, he best go run and hide
October 7, 2025 at 11:23 AM
"M&Ms : it's more fun together" BOOOO 👎👎
October 5, 2025 at 3:10 AM
GOD I hate Yankee fans
September 30, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Jonah Tong has not grown facial hair... ever. Right? C'mon. Check the complexion.
September 25, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I do not miss #Seattle but I do miss:

1. Teriyaki restaurants
2. Sushi belt restaurants
September 23, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I can't get over the fact that Brittney Griner is 6'9" like how's the weather up there girl #WNBA
September 23, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Champagne, cocaine, gasoline
And most things in between
September 23, 2025 at 9:41 PM
"I love you, ain't that the worst thing you ever heard?"
September 23, 2025 at 9:36 PM