Chris Smith
@bychrissmith.bsky.social
Always Liverpool on Substack. Freelance journalist ✍🏻 bylines with The Guardian and Observer, Wired, and every UK tech site you've ever read. 🎙️ on The Liverpool Way Podcast.
This fella on the BBC must have filmed this on Halloween. Why else would he have come as Ricky from Trailer Park Boys?
November 7, 2025 at 9:51 AM
This fella on the BBC must have filmed this on Halloween. Why else would he have come as Ricky from Trailer Park Boys?
Airport pint makes everything better
November 3, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Airport pint makes everything better
All the best for tonight Josh. Jays in six.
November 1, 2025 at 12:09 AM
All the best for tonight Josh. Jays in six.
You’re not wrong, mum.
October 25, 2025 at 9:34 PM
You’re not wrong, mum.
What did the New York Times crossword maker know? That’s what I wanna know…
October 23, 2025 at 2:52 PM
What did the New York Times crossword maker know? That’s what I wanna know…
Did ya, mate? Fuckin' well done!
October 8, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Did ya, mate? Fuckin' well done!
Parade incoming.
September 28, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Parade incoming.
Zack and Wade when it comes to crowds singing… 😂
September 18, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Zack and Wade when it comes to crowds singing… 😂
Safe to say Rafa enjoyed his night back at Anfield
September 18, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Safe to say Rafa enjoyed his night back at Anfield
Kash Patel wearing an LFC tie at the senate committee hearing. Get that off, you piece of shit.
September 16, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Kash Patel wearing an LFC tie at the senate committee hearing. Get that off, you piece of shit.
Oooh ooo! I know this one. Ok…
Not running. Only having to do one thing. Goal hanging. Regularly playing shit teams. Getting loads more chances than any other striker. Being to goal scoring what Rory Delap was to throw ins.
Next.
Not running. Only having to do one thing. Goal hanging. Regularly playing shit teams. Getting loads more chances than any other striker. Being to goal scoring what Rory Delap was to throw ins.
Next.
September 10, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Oooh ooo! I know this one. Ok…
Not running. Only having to do one thing. Goal hanging. Regularly playing shit teams. Getting loads more chances than any other striker. Being to goal scoring what Rory Delap was to throw ins.
Next.
Not running. Only having to do one thing. Goal hanging. Regularly playing shit teams. Getting loads more chances than any other striker. Being to goal scoring what Rory Delap was to throw ins.
Next.
September 2, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Must say of all the crazy transfer window activity this summer, Arsenal's decision to resign Niklas Bendtner is the strangest.
September 1, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Must say of all the crazy transfer window activity this summer, Arsenal's decision to resign Niklas Bendtner is the strangest.
Finally found someone who shares our hatred for Man United and he’s their manager. Truly love this timeline.
August 29, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Finally found someone who shares our hatred for Man United and he’s their manager. Truly love this timeline.
The Guess Jeans girl Claudia Schiffer at Brentford. Schwing!
Claudia Schiffer we salute you. Shaaaaaa-wing.
Claudia Schiffer we salute you. Shaaaaaa-wing.
August 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
The Guess Jeans girl Claudia Schiffer at Brentford. Schwing!
Claudia Schiffer we salute you. Shaaaaaa-wing.
Claudia Schiffer we salute you. Shaaaaaa-wing.
Up yours, Peps. 🖕🏻
August 16, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Up yours, Peps. 🖕🏻
I wasn’t too enthused about this piece when I wrote it, but reading back I’m really happy with it. Miss you already, Darwin! I'll be back with some reflections on the Community Shield on Monday at Always Liverpool.
alwaysliverpool.substack.com/p/a-shoutout...
alwaysliverpool.substack.com/p/a-shoutout...
August 11, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I wasn’t too enthused about this piece when I wrote it, but reading back I’m really happy with it. Miss you already, Darwin! I'll be back with some reflections on the Community Shield on Monday at Always Liverpool.
alwaysliverpool.substack.com/p/a-shoutout...
alwaysliverpool.substack.com/p/a-shoutout...
Blue jays are really pretty but I always think they look like they’re wearing an Everton away kit.
August 9, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Blue jays are really pretty but I always think they look like they’re wearing an Everton away kit.
Haha! Cole Palmer has ended me here.
July 14, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Haha! Cole Palmer has ended me here.
The workers are going home! ❤️
June 29, 2025 at 3:24 AM
The workers are going home! ❤️
This is the worst weekend of the calendar bar none.
June 28, 2025 at 3:54 PM
This is the worst weekend of the calendar bar none.
The Dude Abides… I don’t know about you? But I kinda take comfort in that. The Dude. Takin’ ‘er easy for all us sinners.
June 22, 2025 at 2:25 AM
The Dude Abides… I don’t know about you? But I kinda take comfort in that. The Dude. Takin’ ‘er easy for all us sinners.
This country is about the continuity of privilege and keeping people without it down. Looked into an online MA for something I’d like to retrain in. Either I don’t do it or I’m saddled with a mortgage worth of debt. American Dream? Joke of a place. All it ever had was good PR. The reality stinks.
June 21, 2025 at 12:38 AM
This country is about the continuity of privilege and keeping people without it down. Looked into an online MA for something I’d like to retrain in. Either I don’t do it or I’m saddled with a mortgage worth of debt. American Dream? Joke of a place. All it ever had was good PR. The reality stinks.