Chris Smith
@bychrissmith.bsky.social
Always Liverpool on Substack. Freelance journalist ✍🏻 bylines with The Guardian and Observer, Wired, and every UK tech site you've ever read. 🎙️ on The Liverpool Way Podcast.
Have some of that Joffrey Maye.
February 9, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Have some of that Joffrey Maye.
Was that God's plan too? Dickhead.
February 8, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Was that God's plan too? Dickhead.
Is there a bigger joke of a football club than Tottenham? In the whole world?
February 7, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Is there a bigger joke of a football club than Tottenham? In the whole world?
Yeah, it was on the Nazi platform.
February 7, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Yeah, it was on the Nazi platform.
Wakes up. Sees Arsenal fools jibber jabbering about Declan Rice being better than Steven Gerrard. Dismays again.
February 7, 2026 at 12:12 PM
Wakes up. Sees Arsenal fools jibber jabbering about Declan Rice being better than Steven Gerrard. Dismays again.
That's plausible too.
February 6, 2026 at 4:20 PM
That's plausible too.
CNN talking about the mid-terms as if they're going to be fair.
February 6, 2026 at 3:46 PM
CNN talking about the mid-terms as if they're going to be fair.
New issue of Blood Red out now in newsagents and online. Yours truly with a cover story on Hugo's rise and @theliverpoolway.bsky.social with another cover story on the links with Xabi Alonso.
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February 5, 2026 at 2:49 PM
New issue of Blood Red out now in newsagents and online. Yours truly with a cover story on Hugo's rise and @theliverpoolway.bsky.social with another cover story on the links with Xabi Alonso.
shop.regionalnewspapers.co.uk/blood-red-lf...
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Is there anything more tedious in the technology world than the forthcoming release of a Samsung Galaxy S phone?
January 30, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Is there anything more tedious in the technology world than the forthcoming release of a Samsung Galaxy S phone?
Another unnecessary thing to say in a month littered with unnecessary things to say.
Arne Slot was keen to measure Liverpool's qualification for the last 16 of the Champions League against their Europa League quarter-final exit to Atalanta in the 2023-2024 season.
January 28, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Another unnecessary thing to say in a month littered with unnecessary things to say.
Worst thing about the Super Bowl being in California? The absolute barrage of Red Hot Chili Peppers music we're going to be subjected to.
January 26, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Worst thing about the Super Bowl being in California? The absolute barrage of Red Hot Chili Peppers music we're going to be subjected to.
Good luck finding someone else to come on and host after games like that!
January 25, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Good luck finding someone else to come on and host after games like that!
Got the rosary beads out.
January 25, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Got the rosary beads out.
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1985, Whiteside to stop Everton winning the Double before we did.
Shaking two fists at the tv, then they show Ron Atkinson doing the exact same gestures. It was like looking in a mirror.
Sat down, shamefaced.
Shaking two fists at the tv, then they show Ron Atkinson doing the exact same gestures. It was like looking in a mirror.
Sat down, shamefaced.
January 25, 2026 at 7:52 PM
1985, Whiteside to stop Everton winning the Double before we did.
Shaking two fists at the tv, then they show Ron Atkinson doing the exact same gestures. It was like looking in a mirror.
Sat down, shamefaced.
Shaking two fists at the tv, then they show Ron Atkinson doing the exact same gestures. It was like looking in a mirror.
Sat down, shamefaced.
I was going off to my Mrs about them scoring yet another pig ugly set piece goal (the type Everton used to be the masters of) and then Cunha scored and it just came out. I was as surprised as anyone!
January 25, 2026 at 7:15 PM
I was going off to my Mrs about them scoring yet another pig ugly set piece goal (the type Everton used to be the masters of) and then Cunha scored and it just came out. I was as surprised as anyone!
It has properly fucked me the next time I play “never have I ever” too.
I just “get the fuck in”d a United goal. That’s what those Arsenal cunts have done to me. I don’t like it. I feel like there isn’t enough soap in the world to wash that stink off me.
January 25, 2026 at 7:14 PM
It has properly fucked me the next time I play “never have I ever” too.
I just “get the fuck in”d a United goal. That’s what those Arsenal cunts have done to me. I don’t like it. I feel like there isn’t enough soap in the world to wash that stink off me.
January 25, 2026 at 7:08 PM
I just “get the fuck in”d a United goal. That’s what those Arsenal cunts have done to me. I don’t like it. I feel like there isn’t enough soap in the world to wash that stink off me.
Just when you think you’ve seen them score the scabbiest goal of all time they find a way to score a scabbier one.
January 25, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Just when you think you’ve seen them score the scabbiest goal of all time they find a way to score a scabbier one.
So weak. So, so weak.
January 24, 2026 at 7:27 PM
So weak. So, so weak.
Even the manager seemed to think it was and he’d be loathe to bring Robbo on
January 24, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Even the manager seemed to think it was and he’d be loathe to bring Robbo on
Love that we’re selling our best left back ever after that.
January 24, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Love that we’re selling our best left back ever after that.
Have you considered that he wouldn't want to leave if he hadn't been so marginalised?
January 23, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Have you considered that he wouldn't want to leave if he hadn't been so marginalised?