BWellington
@bwellington.bsky.social
Plastic dinosaurs are technically vegan
All these 67s and 21s but you never hear people quoting the real GOAT of number jokes
What’s 2+2?
Gonorrhoea
What’s 2+2?
Gonorrhoea
December 26, 2025 at 3:18 PM
All these 67s and 21s but you never hear people quoting the real GOAT of number jokes
What’s 2+2?
Gonorrhoea
What’s 2+2?
Gonorrhoea
Hey Jones Soda, wanna tell me what’s goin’ on?
December 4, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Hey Jones Soda, wanna tell me what’s goin’ on?
The trick to burning your candle from both ends is to burn the secret third end found in the middle.
November 24, 2025 at 5:30 AM
The trick to burning your candle from both ends is to burn the secret third end found in the middle.
A lion doesn’t concern himself with the unbridled joy I get from showing my girlfriend Untouched by the Veronicas for the first time
September 24, 2025 at 1:45 PM
A lion doesn’t concern himself with the unbridled joy I get from showing my girlfriend Untouched by the Veronicas for the first time
Can we bring back Smosh dot com? I don’t feel comfortable continuing to support the Google platform given the acceptance of $45 million from Netanyahu’s office to run Israeli propaganda ads before videos.
September 22, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Can we bring back Smosh dot com? I don’t feel comfortable continuing to support the Google platform given the acceptance of $45 million from Netanyahu’s office to run Israeli propaganda ads before videos.
The interesting thing about steamrollers being able to output more pounds of force than they weigh is that my cat also puts out the same amount of force as a steamroller just by standing there
September 21, 2025 at 2:44 PM
The interesting thing about steamrollers being able to output more pounds of force than they weigh is that my cat also puts out the same amount of force as a steamroller just by standing there
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Brennan's announcement
July 14, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Brennan's announcement
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The lady said $3,000 worth of animated buttholes, Sam! 🍑
July 14, 2025 at 11:41 PM
The lady said $3,000 worth of animated buttholes, Sam! 🍑
Joe Rogan and Jordan Peterson are just Cocomelon for dudes afraid of woke
April 13, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Joe Rogan and Jordan Peterson are just Cocomelon for dudes afraid of woke
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Arguing with my gf because not every guy with bangs and glasses is a @bbnomula.bsky.social cosplay
March 29, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Arguing with my gf because not every guy with bangs and glasses is a @bbnomula.bsky.social cosplay
@samreich.bsky.social @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social do I have anything here?
March 29, 2025 at 9:51 PM
@samreich.bsky.social @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social do I have anything here?
Unfortunately for all of my friends I am now dandadan-pilled
Most unfortunate for my girlfriend because her phone doesn’t work with my car radio
Most unfortunate for my girlfriend because her phone doesn’t work with my car radio
March 24, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Unfortunately for all of my friends I am now dandadan-pilled
Most unfortunate for my girlfriend because her phone doesn’t work with my car radio
Most unfortunate for my girlfriend because her phone doesn’t work with my car radio
Feeling sorry for the man who had to take emergency Imodium in the mall bathroom.
March 11, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Feeling sorry for the man who had to take emergency Imodium in the mall bathroom.
So does everyone’s mom inexplicably become the antithesis to the type of person they raised you to be, or is that just my mom?
February 27, 2025 at 1:07 PM
So does everyone’s mom inexplicably become the antithesis to the type of person they raised you to be, or is that just my mom?
My employer and my union are fighting in my emails. Is this was being a child of divorce is like?
January 30, 2025 at 1:21 PM
My employer and my union are fighting in my emails. Is this was being a child of divorce is like?
New favourite music genre? They couldn’t pick between 2 styles for the song.
January 17, 2025 at 11:19 PM
New favourite music genre? They couldn’t pick between 2 styles for the song.
Mark Wahlberg goes back in time to stop the 9/11 attacks. Had anybody written that screenplay yet?
January 16, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Mark Wahlberg goes back in time to stop the 9/11 attacks. Had anybody written that screenplay yet?
I just realized that, while I never seem to list it on my favourite movies, I fucking love Drumline.
January 16, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I just realized that, while I never seem to list it on my favourite movies, I fucking love Drumline.
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i did this in real life
Figuring out if you can swim in a game by jumping in the water and dying or not
November 19, 2024 at 12:53 AM
i did this in real life
I love that Concert Films are bringing accessibility to live music, but let’s not forget that a hefty chunk of that inaccessibility in the first place is because of cost.
January 4, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I love that Concert Films are bringing accessibility to live music, but let’s not forget that a hefty chunk of that inaccessibility in the first place is because of cost.
Y’all remember Rick Santorum? What a name.
January 4, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Y’all remember Rick Santorum? What a name.
How ‘bout the 4th territory.
Dear Canada,
I am writing to inquire whether instead of you becoming the 51st state, you might allow us to become the 11th province.
Sincerely,
Sane Americans
I am writing to inquire whether instead of you becoming the 51st state, you might allow us to become the 11th province.
Sincerely,
Sane Americans
January 3, 2025 at 4:05 AM
How ‘bout the 4th territory.