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bVork
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I'm bVork. I talk about video games a lot. I also occasionally talk about social issues, but not often. He/Him.
Shmup (most puzzle games are shmups, unless they are versus, in which case they are beat em up) and racing, respectively.

Some people (heretics) also use this alternative video game classification system:
November 6, 2025 at 8:12 AM
October 28, 2025 at 12:18 AM
October 27, 2025 at 11:36 PM
My 5.25" internal BD drive for my computer has a problem where it won't reliably open when it's empty, but has no issues when there's a disc inside. I have therefore found the ideal disc to use as a permanent resident: one that's professionally manufactured, commonplace and valueless, and useless.
October 25, 2025 at 1:54 AM
October 23, 2025 at 3:34 AM
And that's Hollow Knight completed. Incredible game. Sure didn't feel like 30+ hours!
October 9, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I love how Bluesky rounded the corners of the thumbnail so I can have rounded corners on a square screenshot of rounded corners.
October 7, 2025 at 8:50 AM
And bit the bullet and updated my primary desktop to Windows 11 due to the #Endof10. That was surprisingly pain free. Only two showstopping errors that required me to search for forum posts to get solutions and continue onwards. Sadly, I count that as pretty good by modern computing standards.
October 1, 2025 at 6:00 AM
With the #Endof10 approaching, I put Ubuntu on my aging Acer Switch 2-in-1. Tried OpenSUSE, Fedora, and Zorin, but only Ubuntu played nice with the touchscreen and automatically called up an on-screen keyboard when in tablet mode, so that's what I'm going with.
October 1, 2025 at 1:38 AM
September 18, 2025 at 6:25 AM
I got my first RetroAchievements mastery!
August 6, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Does Microsoft understand consent?
• No
• Ask later
July 17, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Never have I been less mad to die in Fortnite.
July 15, 2025 at 1:44 AM
At last, the trilogy is complete. The third Valis collection is the cool one for sickos because it has the really dank versions like PC88 Valis 1 and MSX2 Valis 2.
July 6, 2025 at 1:36 AM
June 25, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Tested out my new Anbernic Arc-S with the funniest possible first game.
June 24, 2025 at 9:05 AM
It's a photoshop. Base image is from Mega CD Shadowrun.
June 12, 2025 at 7:20 PM
This probably won't last long, but I'm currently #1!
June 5, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Never thought I'd see the day when both of these games have basically flawless arcade ports on a single console.
June 4, 2025 at 8:02 PM
The inside cover is great, too.
April 30, 2025 at 10:45 PM
The wonderful "nobody wants this stuff anymore" days.
April 17, 2025 at 3:59 AM
"in the Americas*"

*Canada and Mexico not included.
April 3, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I cut that Gordian Knot by setting things up so that I can only have one retro console hooked up to my CRT at a time (all the others live in a cabinet when not in use). The rat's nest is still a rat's nest, but at least it's a STABLE nest now.
March 30, 2025 at 8:26 AM
The holy grail of my LD collection.
March 11, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Got back from Mexico last night. I think this is my favourite picture that I took during the trip.
February 27, 2025 at 1:02 AM