Jelly and the Crew 🇦🇺🇺🇦🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
@buzrex.bsky.social
Three maremma sheepdogs living life, getting pats, eating treats. Sometimes we tell jokes.
It'd be super cool if people could stop killing other people.
It'd be super cool if people could stop killing other people.
The same Sidney Powell who is currently on probation?
I have mixed feelings about that. The me who loves drama is all for it.
The me who wants SOME stability, isn't on board.
I have mixed feelings about that. The me who loves drama is all for it.
The me who wants SOME stability, isn't on board.
November 24, 2025 at 10:06 PM
The same Sidney Powell who is currently on probation?
I have mixed feelings about that. The me who loves drama is all for it.
The me who wants SOME stability, isn't on board.
I have mixed feelings about that. The me who loves drama is all for it.
The me who wants SOME stability, isn't on board.
Juxtapose this image of K. Charles allowing Zelensky to take a step ahead, Zelensky showing full awareness of the situation and symbolism of the moment, with D. Trump wandering aimlessly in the direction of the nearest exit that isn't behind him.
October 24, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Juxtapose this image of K. Charles allowing Zelensky to take a step ahead, Zelensky showing full awareness of the situation and symbolism of the moment, with D. Trump wandering aimlessly in the direction of the nearest exit that isn't behind him.
Don't you dare tell me what to do! I need to be compelled to comply with posters, social pressure, and media control!
Oh... wait... Sorry. I forgot what social media was for a hot second.
Oh... wait... Sorry. I forgot what social media was for a hot second.
October 24, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Don't you dare tell me what to do! I need to be compelled to comply with posters, social pressure, and media control!
Oh... wait... Sorry. I forgot what social media was for a hot second.
Oh... wait... Sorry. I forgot what social media was for a hot second.
"It's 41⁰ at 2pm in October" should be a HEADLINE everywhere on the East coast.
It. Is. OCTOBER. We should be growing SNOW PEAS.
It. Is. OCTOBER. We should be growing SNOW PEAS.
October 22, 2025 at 8:31 AM
"It's 41⁰ at 2pm in October" should be a HEADLINE everywhere on the East coast.
It. Is. OCTOBER. We should be growing SNOW PEAS.
It. Is. OCTOBER. We should be growing SNOW PEAS.
Sydney is also at least 5 hours travel away for me. If you showed up for the Tamworth Country Music Festival I'd give you a pie and a fist bump as well.
October 22, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Sydney is also at least 5 hours travel away for me. If you showed up for the Tamworth Country Music Festival I'd give you a pie and a fist bump as well.
I can ignore the OED. The MD (Macquarie Dictionary) is the one that matters (legally) to me.
I also don't have a passport and can't travel out of Australia, but that's beside the point.
I'll give you (*checks pockets*) $12 and a copy of your own book that I drew dicks in to do a show in Sydney.
I also don't have a passport and can't travel out of Australia, but that's beside the point.
I'll give you (*checks pockets*) $12 and a copy of your own book that I drew dicks in to do a show in Sydney.
October 22, 2025 at 8:06 AM
I can ignore the OED. The MD (Macquarie Dictionary) is the one that matters (legally) to me.
I also don't have a passport and can't travel out of Australia, but that's beside the point.
I'll give you (*checks pockets*) $12 and a copy of your own book that I drew dicks in to do a show in Sydney.
I also don't have a passport and can't travel out of Australia, but that's beside the point.
I'll give you (*checks pockets*) $12 and a copy of your own book that I drew dicks in to do a show in Sydney.
Ooooh, new book for my reading list, thank you!
October 20, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Ooooh, new book for my reading list, thank you!
I've started telling people to "just own it (their racism)" when they say something racist because "it's the only way we'll have an honest discussion about (whatever topic)".
Strangely, very few people want to 'own it', despite their actions.
Strangely, very few people want to 'own it', despite their actions.
September 3, 2025 at 8:29 AM
I've started telling people to "just own it (their racism)" when they say something racist because "it's the only way we'll have an honest discussion about (whatever topic)".
Strangely, very few people want to 'own it', despite their actions.
Strangely, very few people want to 'own it', despite their actions.
Are you fricking serious? FIRST you claim LOTR is some kind of anti-fascist kitbook, and NOW you're claiming it's a feminist kitbook?
Pick a fucking lane and stop eating paint chips.
What a fucking moron.
Pick a fucking lane and stop eating paint chips.
What a fucking moron.
August 7, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Are you fricking serious? FIRST you claim LOTR is some kind of anti-fascist kitbook, and NOW you're claiming it's a feminist kitbook?
Pick a fucking lane and stop eating paint chips.
What a fucking moron.
Pick a fucking lane and stop eating paint chips.
What a fucking moron.
Holy wow. The lift = incredible.
Without straps??? Jars probably open themselves when they see her coming, out of fear. Her grip strength is just out of this world
Without straps??? Jars probably open themselves when they see her coming, out of fear. Her grip strength is just out of this world
July 14, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Holy wow. The lift = incredible.
Without straps??? Jars probably open themselves when they see her coming, out of fear. Her grip strength is just out of this world
Without straps??? Jars probably open themselves when they see her coming, out of fear. Her grip strength is just out of this world
Lots of places have tried putting bounties on rats.
Turns out, it's a lot easier to breed rats than to catch them.
Turns out, it's a lot easier to breed rats than to catch them.
June 3, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Lots of places have tried putting bounties on rats.
Turns out, it's a lot easier to breed rats than to catch them.
Turns out, it's a lot easier to breed rats than to catch them.
You really need to look up the words "obsessed" and "stalker".
Things I know about you are:
1. You love the smell of your own shit
2. You use other people's posts as a platform for your weird fetishes
3. It takes you multiple days to think of come-backs.
4. You need a dictionary.
Things I know about you are:
1. You love the smell of your own shit
2. You use other people's posts as a platform for your weird fetishes
3. It takes you multiple days to think of come-backs.
4. You need a dictionary.
April 29, 2025 at 11:48 PM
You really need to look up the words "obsessed" and "stalker".
Things I know about you are:
1. You love the smell of your own shit
2. You use other people's posts as a platform for your weird fetishes
3. It takes you multiple days to think of come-backs.
4. You need a dictionary.
Things I know about you are:
1. You love the smell of your own shit
2. You use other people's posts as a platform for your weird fetishes
3. It takes you multiple days to think of come-backs.
4. You need a dictionary.
As a chronic pessimist, I disagree.
It's bad, it's really bad, water is still free at bubblers (water fountains for the US crowd) so that's better than I expected.
It's bad, it's really bad, water is still free at bubblers (water fountains for the US crowd) so that's better than I expected.
April 28, 2025 at 1:27 PM
As a chronic pessimist, I disagree.
It's bad, it's really bad, water is still free at bubblers (water fountains for the US crowd) so that's better than I expected.
It's bad, it's really bad, water is still free at bubblers (water fountains for the US crowd) so that's better than I expected.
It took you 5 whole days to think of that response?
LOL.
And you're asking me to leave you out of something you inserted yourself into? BITCH, PLEASE.
LOL.
And you're asking me to leave you out of something you inserted yourself into? BITCH, PLEASE.
April 28, 2025 at 1:24 PM
It took you 5 whole days to think of that response?
LOL.
And you're asking me to leave you out of something you inserted yourself into? BITCH, PLEASE.
LOL.
And you're asking me to leave you out of something you inserted yourself into? BITCH, PLEASE.
How dare you bribe me with books.
It works.
It works.
April 26, 2025 at 3:55 PM
How dare you bribe me with books.
It works.
It works.
You posted your super weird Disney-fetish video on *someone else's post* about an actual illusionist, and you think you aren't insufferable??
Bitch please. It was exhausting watching the first 2 seconds of your video.
You. Are. Not. The. Protagonist.
Bitch please. It was exhausting watching the first 2 seconds of your video.
You. Are. Not. The. Protagonist.
April 22, 2025 at 1:24 PM
You posted your super weird Disney-fetish video on *someone else's post* about an actual illusionist, and you think you aren't insufferable??
Bitch please. It was exhausting watching the first 2 seconds of your video.
You. Are. Not. The. Protagonist.
Bitch please. It was exhausting watching the first 2 seconds of your video.
You. Are. Not. The. Protagonist.
Disney socks, Disney hat, Disney satchel... tiny weird Jesus figurine. 400% insufferable.
April 21, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Disney socks, Disney hat, Disney satchel... tiny weird Jesus figurine. 400% insufferable.
And Lake Placid.
April 11, 2025 at 6:23 AM
And Lake Placid.
It's the land sharks and sand limpets for me. I also have a fondness for the Eastern Burrowing Quokka.
April 11, 2025 at 6:22 AM
It's the land sharks and sand limpets for me. I also have a fondness for the Eastern Burrowing Quokka.
I mean... gave you seen our freshies?
Fresh water crocodiles are pretty damn cute. Waaaay cuter than salties, and salties are super cute compared to alligators. Alligators have that "I'll call a scallop a potato cake" vibe, and that's just... not cute.
Fresh water crocodiles are pretty damn cute. Waaaay cuter than salties, and salties are super cute compared to alligators. Alligators have that "I'll call a scallop a potato cake" vibe, and that's just... not cute.
April 11, 2025 at 6:20 AM
I mean... gave you seen our freshies?
Fresh water crocodiles are pretty damn cute. Waaaay cuter than salties, and salties are super cute compared to alligators. Alligators have that "I'll call a scallop a potato cake" vibe, and that's just... not cute.
Fresh water crocodiles are pretty damn cute. Waaaay cuter than salties, and salties are super cute compared to alligators. Alligators have that "I'll call a scallop a potato cake" vibe, and that's just... not cute.
I found out (because of covid) that I'm a vaccine non-responder. Got all the shots as a kid, but no one knew they didn't take until I was nearly 40.
It feels very weird knowing, with absolute certainty, that I am alive because other people got their kids vaccinated.
It feels very weird knowing, with absolute certainty, that I am alive because other people got their kids vaccinated.
April 7, 2025 at 7:14 AM
I found out (because of covid) that I'm a vaccine non-responder. Got all the shots as a kid, but no one knew they didn't take until I was nearly 40.
It feels very weird knowing, with absolute certainty, that I am alive because other people got their kids vaccinated.
It feels very weird knowing, with absolute certainty, that I am alive because other people got their kids vaccinated.