Game: “This is a time urgent mission we don’t have time to waste!”
Me: *Searches every nook and cranny of the area for treasure chests before progressing the storyline*

build me up buttercup
✨ chanlix 🐺🐥
✨ explicit, 4209 words
✨ felix has a 🐱, face fucking, domestic, old married couple, felix wants another baby and chan is going to give it to him

🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/60718240

are we censoring names on this app or are we just free balling it

was going to replay ffxvi but suddenly i am overcome with a need to write chnlx

(whimpering)Seonghwa 🚬

Can we take a moment to admire the extraordinary attention to detail in the costuming for #WolfHall from the incredible designer Joanna Eatwell? A flawless interpretation of Jane Seymour’s bonnet and gown from the Whitehall Mural 🙌

They’re in love your honor

idk if i spend more time telling barbie that i’m going to whoop her ass or telling her that i love her

I think the most frustrating part about all of this isn’t losing the numbers, I can always hit 48k again. It’s leaving behind a ton of memories all because of some man baby running what used to be my favorite platform into the ground

so we moved to bluesky

i wonder how many of those 1.2k rtwts and nearly 10k likes think this is a normal thing to say about someone’s “brother” or coworker lol

don’t know what to post or how to introduce myself so i’m just going to start posting links to my fics 🙈

this is what escaping twitter felt like