ButtzMagee
@buttzmagee.bsky.social
Sex is cool and all, but have you heard of Half-Life?
Someone give me one trillion dollars so I can go home and sleep without worry (and finance my evil takeover)
December 22, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Someone give me one trillion dollars so I can go home and sleep without worry (and finance my evil takeover)
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this is a good reminder of how things that are shitty but have been accepted as normal and inevitable can actually turn out to be abnormal and evitable with some science, time, education and political will
December 19, 2025 at 8:44 PM
this is a good reminder of how things that are shitty but have been accepted as normal and inevitable can actually turn out to be abnormal and evitable with some science, time, education and political will
I want the Super Mario Brother's Super Show to come back. It wasnt very good, but I did have alot of fun seeing Mario in real life (do not make him Chris Pratt)
December 20, 2025 at 5:53 AM
I want the Super Mario Brother's Super Show to come back. It wasnt very good, but I did have alot of fun seeing Mario in real life (do not make him Chris Pratt)
Never watching that shit again man. They played with my feelings :'(
December 12, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Never watching that shit again man. They played with my feelings :'(
All I need is Gaben turning around and saying "Hi this is Gabe" and hes really calm the whole time and doesn't smile and is just matter of fact saying it.
Meanwhile the entire crowd is screaming
Meanwhile the entire crowd is screaming
December 12, 2025 at 2:24 AM
All I need is Gaben turning around and saying "Hi this is Gabe" and hes really calm the whole time and doesn't smile and is just matter of fact saying it.
Meanwhile the entire crowd is screaming
Meanwhile the entire crowd is screaming
If HL3 doesnt happen I WILL scream
December 12, 2025 at 1:48 AM
If HL3 doesnt happen I WILL scream
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Cannot stress enough that this is an OBJECT with BUTTONS that DO THINGS
December 5, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Cannot stress enough that this is an OBJECT with BUTTONS that DO THINGS
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Surprise surprise, my most-used words in 2025 were:
1. "fucking" (153×)
2. "party" (80×)
3. "fuck" (52×)
4. "labour" (50×)
5. "shit" (37×)
See which words you used the most here: anisota.net/harvest
1. "fucking" (153×)
2. "party" (80×)
3. "fuck" (52×)
4. "labour" (50×)
5. "shit" (37×)
See which words you used the most here: anisota.net/harvest
Anisota's Annual Bluesky Harvest 2025
A recap of your year on Bluesky. Discover patterns, connections, and insights from your journey in the ATmosphere.
anisota.net
December 3, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Surprise surprise, my most-used words in 2025 were:
1. "fucking" (153×)
2. "party" (80×)
3. "fuck" (52×)
4. "labour" (50×)
5. "shit" (37×)
See which words you used the most here: anisota.net/harvest
1. "fucking" (153×)
2. "party" (80×)
3. "fuck" (52×)
4. "labour" (50×)
5. "shit" (37×)
See which words you used the most here: anisota.net/harvest
Biking to work was so much easier when I was younger, why did age need to happen
November 14, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Biking to work was so much easier when I was younger, why did age need to happen
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I’ve got a week to somehow make £800 to pay my basic bills so if anyone wants to buy any Lego for Christmas or singing now would be VERY GOOD.
https://www.patreon.com/c/Mattophobia
https://ko-fi.com/matt
https://www.patreon.com/c/Mattophobia
https://ko-fi.com/matt
October 24, 2025 at 8:23 AM
I’ve got a week to somehow make £800 to pay my basic bills so if anyone wants to buy any Lego for Christmas or singing now would be VERY GOOD.
https://www.patreon.com/c/Mattophobia
https://ko-fi.com/matt
https://www.patreon.com/c/Mattophobia
https://ko-fi.com/matt
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Excited that we are back at north on my unified next gen visuals wheel
October 24, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Excited that we are back at north on my unified next gen visuals wheel
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ISN'T SHE BIRDLY
(stevie wonder x @jamies.page)
(stevie wonder x @jamies.page)
October 5, 2025 at 5:06 PM
ISN'T SHE BIRDLY
(stevie wonder x @jamies.page)
(stevie wonder x @jamies.page)
I don't think going no contact with someone is a difficult concept to understand. If someone who has very clearly never liked you suddenly stops talking to you, why do you even fucking bother trying to talk to them again?
The panic attack I had to fend off felt really good, thanks
The panic attack I had to fend off felt really good, thanks
August 23, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I don't think going no contact with someone is a difficult concept to understand. If someone who has very clearly never liked you suddenly stops talking to you, why do you even fucking bother trying to talk to them again?
The panic attack I had to fend off felt really good, thanks
The panic attack I had to fend off felt really good, thanks
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I've been looking for a job for longer than I can even remember. I think Im on month 5? My money is nearly gone and I have no real place to go once I'm out
Not even the most basic jobs will hire me, fast food and retail just lie and say they'll call me and never do
How am I suppose to live like this
Not even the most basic jobs will hire me, fast food and retail just lie and say they'll call me and never do
How am I suppose to live like this
August 19, 2025 at 12:35 PM
I've been looking for a job for longer than I can even remember. I think Im on month 5? My money is nearly gone and I have no real place to go once I'm out
Not even the most basic jobs will hire me, fast food and retail just lie and say they'll call me and never do
How am I suppose to live like this
Not even the most basic jobs will hire me, fast food and retail just lie and say they'll call me and never do
How am I suppose to live like this
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Love the idea of needing a birth certificate to piss, just in case I don’t fit the narrow and misogynistic gender stereotype well enough.
EHRC now saying that not only should trans people be excluded from sex segregated spaces, but ALSO those matching birth sex:
“A legitimate aim for excluding a trans person from … service for their own biological sex …to prevent alarm or distress for other service users.”
archive.ph/2025.08.07-2...
“A legitimate aim for excluding a trans person from … service for their own biological sex …to prevent alarm or distress for other service users.”
archive.ph/2025.08.07-2...
August 8, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Love the idea of needing a birth certificate to piss, just in case I don’t fit the narrow and misogynistic gender stereotype well enough.
So I guess the UK banned porn? I'm in Canada and have heard nothing of this happening here, but if it does there have always been a plethora of ways to get around it.
Its a ridiculous law and it should be gone, but atleast it won't really have much affect for the average person
Its a ridiculous law and it should be gone, but atleast it won't really have much affect for the average person
July 26, 2025 at 5:51 PM
So I guess the UK banned porn? I'm in Canada and have heard nothing of this happening here, but if it does there have always been a plethora of ways to get around it.
Its a ridiculous law and it should be gone, but atleast it won't really have much affect for the average person
Its a ridiculous law and it should be gone, but atleast it won't really have much affect for the average person
Nothing like taking 3 separate naps in one day because youre so tired you cant leave your house.
I love the heat making me sleepy
I love the heat making me sleepy
July 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Nothing like taking 3 separate naps in one day because youre so tired you cant leave your house.
I love the heat making me sleepy
I love the heat making me sleepy
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💛🤍💜🖤 Happy International Non-Binary Day 💛🤍💜🖤
July 14, 2025 at 9:49 PM
💛🤍💜🖤 Happy International Non-Binary Day 💛🤍💜🖤
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Sometimes I very simply cannot sleep, and I'm not really sure why
June 4, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Sometimes I very simply cannot sleep, and I'm not really sure why
These scummy little corporate fucks are ruining the life of my hero. The man who made me want to become a writer and who helped me through an ungodly amount of sleepless nights.
I swear to god I'm about to destroy all corporations with my MIND
I swear to god I'm about to destroy all corporations with my MIND
I discovered yesterday, in a mass email sent at 3am, that I will not be receiving the roughly £40,000 that my publisher Unbound/Boundless owes me for pre-order sales of The Paradox Paradox. The payment for five years of work, gone.
#unboundless
#unboundless
Authors published by the crowdfunding publisher Unbound will not receive historic royalty payments for sales of their books, unless Boundless, the new publisher founded following Unbound going into administration, "survives and thrives" 👇 #BookSky
May 31, 2025 at 5:38 PM
These scummy little corporate fucks are ruining the life of my hero. The man who made me want to become a writer and who helped me through an ungodly amount of sleepless nights.
I swear to god I'm about to destroy all corporations with my MIND
I swear to god I'm about to destroy all corporations with my MIND
What will they order
May 14, 2025 at 9:10 PM
What will they order
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TANK vs TESLA
"We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again"
- WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank
"We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again"
- WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank
May 7, 2025 at 4:46 PM
TANK vs TESLA
"We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again"
- WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank
"We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again"
- WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank