Remember to let your shrimp rest for best results
#catsofbluesky #cats #shrimp #cozy #nap

We need like a Saturday or something right after Tuesday because Wednesday ain’t it

King Bobcat would like to wish you all a happy #caturday and remind you he requires adoration as compensation for his existence.

Doctor: It says here you'd like to be tested to see if you're...
*checks chart*
That can't be right...a fat-tail dwarf lemur?

Me: *nods solemnly* That's right. I have all the symptoms.

*checks social media*
Nope, not today
*closes social media*

Cuts are already starting to hit Missouri's farmers, children, and elderly.

Being an adult means you won't find sleep, it'll find you
#adulting #sleep #lunareclipse #totaleclipse #fullmoon #bloodmoon #wormmoon #piday

King Robert Cat Goldthwait, First of his name, King of the Felines and All Animals, Lord of the Everything, Protector of the Humans
#cat #blueeyes #portrait #royalty #siamese #tabby

Please tell me that #Jeep #superbowl commercial was actually a trailer for #indianajones going to save the #constitution