But the Cost of Eggs
@butthecostofeggs.bsky.social
Donald J. Trump (heretofore "Dimwit Drumpf") promised to lower the cost of groceries. It was one of the first promises he walked back.
Here you will find mockery of Dimwit Drumpf, his cronies, MAGA and, well... updates on the cost of eggs.
Here you will find mockery of Dimwit Drumpf, his cronies, MAGA and, well... updates on the cost of eggs.
Remind me to never let the vice pres into my in-law’s house. This couch is vintage and probably wouldn’t survive.
@jdvancescouch.bsky.social @jdvances-couch.bsky.social
@jdvancescouch.bsky.social @jdvances-couch.bsky.social
August 7, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Remind me to never let the vice pres into my in-law’s house. This couch is vintage and probably wouldn’t survive.
@jdvancescouch.bsky.social @jdvances-couch.bsky.social
@jdvancescouch.bsky.social @jdvances-couch.bsky.social
1/6 While it is true that everything Trump does is a scam to either further enrich, or empower himself, this Qatar/Air Force One scheme is particularly egregious.
#maga #dumptrump #djtworstpresidentever
#maga #dumptrump #djtworstpresidentever
May 12, 2025 at 5:35 PM
1/6 While it is true that everything Trump does is a scam to either further enrich, or empower himself, this Qatar/Air Force One scheme is particularly egregious.
#maga #dumptrump #djtworstpresidentever
#maga #dumptrump #djtworstpresidentever
Egg prices have dropped to $6.08/dozen, primarily due to a decrease in bird flu cases. Too bad everything else is tanking.
Also, remember in the beginning of Ghostbusters when Ray Stantz (Dan Akroyd) devises a brilliant plan to catch the library ghost. Remember what that plan was? "GRAB HER!"
Also, remember in the beginning of Ghostbusters when Ray Stantz (Dan Akroyd) devises a brilliant plan to catch the library ghost. Remember what that plan was? "GRAB HER!"
March 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Egg prices have dropped to $6.08/dozen, primarily due to a decrease in bird flu cases. Too bad everything else is tanking.
Also, remember in the beginning of Ghostbusters when Ray Stantz (Dan Akroyd) devises a brilliant plan to catch the library ghost. Remember what that plan was? "GRAB HER!"
Also, remember in the beginning of Ghostbusters when Ray Stantz (Dan Akroyd) devises a brilliant plan to catch the library ghost. Remember what that plan was? "GRAB HER!"
1/2 Remember in Ghostbuster when Ray Stantz' brilliant idea was "GET HER!" That's what President Musk is doing. His brilliant, most dipshit idea, to save money is "FIRE THEM!" Just fire everyone.
March 8, 2025 at 7:07 AM
1/2 Remember in Ghostbuster when Ray Stantz' brilliant idea was "GET HER!" That's what President Musk is doing. His brilliant, most dipshit idea, to save money is "FIRE THEM!" Just fire everyone.
I wish we lived in the world where actual pages on the White House website didn't read like shitposts from that one guy who can find a bunch of scientific papers, but has no fucking clue what they actually mean.
#drdimwitdrumpfphd #sofuckingstupid
#drdimwitdrumpfphd #sofuckingstupid
March 7, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I wish we lived in the world where actual pages on the White House website didn't read like shitposts from that one guy who can find a bunch of scientific papers, but has no fucking clue what they actually mean.
#drdimwitdrumpfphd #sofuckingstupid
#drdimwitdrumpfphd #sofuckingstupid
It is March 3rd, 2025 and the average cost of a dozen eggs is $8.17.
1,418 days to go.
1,418 days to go.
March 4, 2025 at 11:11 PM
It is March 3rd, 2025 and the average cost of a dozen eggs is $8.17.
1,418 days to go.
1,418 days to go.
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1/2 After today's embarrassing (and infuriating) display of "American Leadership," I'm happy to announce I am reviving both "Not Russia" designs at the TeePublic store.
www.teepublic.com/user/aspleni...
#notrussia #standwithukraine
www.teepublic.com/user/aspleni...
#notrussia #standwithukraine
March 1, 2025 at 5:20 AM
1/2 After today's embarrassing (and infuriating) display of "American Leadership," I'm happy to announce I am reviving both "Not Russia" designs at the TeePublic store.
www.teepublic.com/user/aspleni...
#notrussia #standwithukraine
www.teepublic.com/user/aspleni...
#notrussia #standwithukraine
I'm not saying #dimwitdrumpf is or has been an agent of the USSR/Russia.
But If a foreign adversary was looking to destabilize the USA using its own levers of power, would it look much different than what is happening now?
2/24/2025 and the average is $8.06/dozen eggs
1,426 days to go.
But If a foreign adversary was looking to destabilize the USA using its own levers of power, would it look much different than what is happening now?
2/24/2025 and the average is $8.06/dozen eggs
1,426 days to go.
February 24, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I'm not saying #dimwitdrumpf is or has been an agent of the USSR/Russia.
But If a foreign adversary was looking to destabilize the USA using its own levers of power, would it look much different than what is happening now?
2/24/2025 and the average is $8.06/dozen eggs
1,426 days to go.
But If a foreign adversary was looking to destabilize the USA using its own levers of power, would it look much different than what is happening now?
2/24/2025 and the average is $8.06/dozen eggs
1,426 days to go.
Eggs know that we all know that Musk's plan is to replace fired workers with AI (HIS AI, to be exact). But a GOP rep accidentally let it slip in public at a testy town hall back home this week.
#dimwitdrumpf #elonmuskandthemuskrats #groksmartnotdumb #personwomanmancameratv
#dimwitdrumpf #elonmuskandthemuskrats #groksmartnotdumb #personwomanmancameratv
February 22, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Eggs know that we all know that Musk's plan is to replace fired workers with AI (HIS AI, to be exact). But a GOP rep accidentally let it slip in public at a testy town hall back home this week.
#dimwitdrumpf #elonmuskandthemuskrats #groksmartnotdumb #personwomanmancameratv
#dimwitdrumpf #elonmuskandthemuskrats #groksmartnotdumb #personwomanmancameratv
Looks like we spoke too soon. Egg prices are now up to $7.94/dozen.
1432 days left.
In other news, Dimwit Drumpf is now full on claiming Ukraine is the aggressor in Russia's invasion. You can't make this stuff up, people!
#DimwitDrumpf #howtosaypleaseuselubricantinrussian #putinlikesitorange
1432 days left.
In other news, Dimwit Drumpf is now full on claiming Ukraine is the aggressor in Russia's invasion. You can't make this stuff up, people!
#DimwitDrumpf #howtosaypleaseuselubricantinrussian #putinlikesitorange
February 19, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Looks like we spoke too soon. Egg prices are now up to $7.94/dozen.
1432 days left.
In other news, Dimwit Drumpf is now full on claiming Ukraine is the aggressor in Russia's invasion. You can't make this stuff up, people!
#DimwitDrumpf #howtosaypleaseuselubricantinrussian #putinlikesitorange
1432 days left.
In other news, Dimwit Drumpf is now full on claiming Ukraine is the aggressor in Russia's invasion. You can't make this stuff up, people!
#DimwitDrumpf #howtosaypleaseuselubricantinrussian #putinlikesitorange
Lousiana takes the lead in the race to the bottom*!
*”Bottom” being six feet under, that is.
#racetothebottom #dipshitralphabraham #dimwitdrump #rfkjrdeadanimalprankster
*”Bottom” being six feet under, that is.
#racetothebottom #dipshitralphabraham #dimwitdrump #rfkjrdeadanimalprankster
February 15, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Lousiana takes the lead in the race to the bottom*!
*”Bottom” being six feet under, that is.
#racetothebottom #dipshitralphabraham #dimwitdrump #rfkjrdeadanimalprankster
*”Bottom” being six feet under, that is.
#racetothebottom #dipshitralphabraham #dimwitdrump #rfkjrdeadanimalprankster
February 15, 2025 at 3:28 AM
If someone can create a plug-in or code that changes the Gulf of America back to the Gulf of Mexico on Google and Apple maps, then they will go down in history as the greatest hero mankind has ever known.
#gulfofmexico #gulfofamericaisforidiots
#gulfofmexico #gulfofamericaisforidiots
February 13, 2025 at 4:53 PM
If someone can create a plug-in or code that changes the Gulf of America back to the Gulf of Mexico on Google and Apple maps, then they will go down in history as the greatest hero mankind has ever known.
#gulfofmexico #gulfofamericaisforidiots
#gulfofmexico #gulfofamericaisforidiots
We've got our egg prices back! The good news is that the average price of eggs is down to $7.48 per dozen. The bad news is that it peaked at $7.86 before falling back down.
1,439 days left.
#dimwitdrumpf #eggprices #gulfofamericaisfordipshits
1,439 days left.
#dimwitdrumpf #eggprices #gulfofamericaisfordipshits
February 11, 2025 at 6:17 PM
We've got our egg prices back! The good news is that the average price of eggs is down to $7.48 per dozen. The bad news is that it peaked at $7.86 before falling back down.
1,439 days left.
#dimwitdrumpf #eggprices #gulfofamericaisfordipshits
1,439 days left.
#dimwitdrumpf #eggprices #gulfofamericaisfordipshits
So we can expect the next four years to be showings of such cultural milestones as “The Birth of a Nation,” “Triumph of the Will,” and repeats of “The Apprentice”?
February 8, 2025 at 5:40 PM
So we can expect the next four years to be showings of such cultural milestones as “The Birth of a Nation,” “Triumph of the Will,” and repeats of “The Apprentice”?
We may have to fine a new source for egg prices, as ours hasn't updated since the end of last month.
In other news, BtCoE has a DEI program, is assisting the ICC with investigations, and totally holds an anti-Christian bias. Although that last one is because we don't like religion at all.
In other news, BtCoE has a DEI program, is assisting the ICC with investigations, and totally holds an anti-Christian bias. Although that last one is because we don't like religion at all.
February 7, 2025 at 5:55 AM
We may have to fine a new source for egg prices, as ours hasn't updated since the end of last month.
In other news, BtCoE has a DEI program, is assisting the ICC with investigations, and totally holds an anti-Christian bias. Although that last one is because we don't like religion at all.
In other news, BtCoE has a DEI program, is assisting the ICC with investigations, and totally holds an anti-Christian bias. Although that last one is because we don't like religion at all.
In other news, the Proud Boys* have had the rights to their name, including merchandising, stripped from them for not paying a court-ordered settlement to the Black Church they attacked. All of that has been granted to the church.
#proudboys #whatajoke #itscurfewtimetostopplayingseditionist
#proudboys #whatajoke #itscurfewtimetostopplayingseditionist
February 5, 2025 at 6:24 AM
In other news, the Proud Boys* have had the rights to their name, including merchandising, stripped from them for not paying a court-ordered settlement to the Black Church they attacked. All of that has been granted to the church.
#proudboys #whatajoke #itscurfewtimetostopplayingseditionist
#proudboys #whatajoke #itscurfewtimetostopplayingseditionist
We don’t have updated prices for eggs yet this week, so while Dimwit Drumpf crows about staring down Mexico and Canada on tariffs, remember that:
February 5, 2025 at 5:15 AM
We don’t have updated prices for eggs yet this week, so while Dimwit Drumpf crows about staring down Mexico and Canada on tariffs, remember that:
I would say that I’m surprised, but I’m not an idiot and understand the basics that tariffs are essentially a bonus tax on consumers.
#dimwitdrumpf #rusurprisedhelied #77millionweredefinitelywrong
#dimwitdrumpf #rusurprisedhelied #77millionweredefinitelywrong
February 2, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I would say that I’m surprised, but I’m not an idiot and understand the basics that tariffs are essentially a bonus tax on consumers.
#dimwitdrumpf #rusurprisedhelied #77millionweredefinitelywrong
#dimwitdrumpf #rusurprisedhelied #77millionweredefinitelywrong
Holy shit! That's totally it!
Updated- Take what you will from CNN, but...
"They (DOGE) seem to want Treasury to be the chokepoint on payments, and that’s unprecedented,” the person added, emphasizing that it is not the bureau’s role to decide which payments to make..."
Updated- Take what you will from CNN, but...
"They (DOGE) seem to want Treasury to be the chokepoint on payments, and that’s unprecedented,” the person added, emphasizing that it is not the bureau’s role to decide which payments to make..."
2/2 *something Dimwit Drumpf has a long track record of.
February 1, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Holy shit! That's totally it!
Updated- Take what you will from CNN, but...
"They (DOGE) seem to want Treasury to be the chokepoint on payments, and that’s unprecedented,” the person added, emphasizing that it is not the bureau’s role to decide which payments to make..."
Updated- Take what you will from CNN, but...
"They (DOGE) seem to want Treasury to be the chokepoint on payments, and that’s unprecedented,” the person added, emphasizing that it is not the bureau’s role to decide which payments to make..."
2/2 *something Dimwit Drumpf has a long track record of.
February 1, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Holy shit! That's totally it!
Updated- Take what you will from CNN, but...
"They (DOGE) seem to want Treasury to be the chokepoint on payments, and that’s unprecedented,” the person added, emphasizing that it is not the bureau’s role to decide which payments to make..."
Updated- Take what you will from CNN, but...
"They (DOGE) seem to want Treasury to be the chokepoint on payments, and that’s unprecedented,” the person added, emphasizing that it is not the bureau’s role to decide which payments to make..."
1/2Explain why UnterMusk/DOGE need access to the US Government's payment systems? So badly they've been clamoring for it since after the election?
Explain it to me like Dimwit Drumpf and UnterMusk's plans to cut spending are to literally not pay the bills*.
#muskwasadeihire #MakeItMakeSense
Explain it to me like Dimwit Drumpf and UnterMusk's plans to cut spending are to literally not pay the bills*.
#muskwasadeihire #MakeItMakeSense
February 1, 2025 at 12:44 AM
1/2Explain why UnterMusk/DOGE need access to the US Government's payment systems? So badly they've been clamoring for it since after the election?
Explain it to me like Dimwit Drumpf and UnterMusk's plans to cut spending are to literally not pay the bills*.
#muskwasadeihire #MakeItMakeSense
Explain it to me like Dimwit Drumpf and UnterMusk's plans to cut spending are to literally not pay the bills*.
#muskwasadeihire #MakeItMakeSense
I watched Dimwit Drumpf pivot into blaming DEI for the DC accident and, for the first time in a very long time I yelled at someone through my monitor to SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP.
They certainly do stack shit pretty high in the Drumpf family.
#fuckthatguy #orangefelon #dimwitdrumpf
They certainly do stack shit pretty high in the Drumpf family.
#fuckthatguy #orangefelon #dimwitdrumpf
January 31, 2025 at 7:11 AM
I watched Dimwit Drumpf pivot into blaming DEI for the DC accident and, for the first time in a very long time I yelled at someone through my monitor to SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP.
They certainly do stack shit pretty high in the Drumpf family.
#fuckthatguy #orangefelon #dimwitdrumpf
They certainly do stack shit pretty high in the Drumpf family.
#fuckthatguy #orangefelon #dimwitdrumpf