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breaking news: a stranger/local hero just showed me his dog!! held out through the car window !!! it was a lil greyhound-esque green bean of a dœg wearing a sweater !
November 6, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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whoever invented quesadillas was cooking
October 23, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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the world isn't ready for retirement home polycule drama
October 22, 2025 at 4:43 PM
i can’t help that i learned all my social manors from the princess diaries
October 19, 2025 at 3:10 AM
October 16, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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The right wing want us to weep for their deaths while they laugh at ours, and they become incoherent with rage when we refuse to obey.
I saw a right-wing VTuber become very emotional yesterday over the idea she might not be mourned by certain people after she dies — afraid her death would be celebrated, even

As someone who has fully accepted the fact certain people will gravedance over my death whenever it happens, I find this odd
September 13, 2025 at 5:04 PM
im my own demons and simultaneously bff.
September 13, 2025 at 7:31 PM
i’d take a slowly buffering youtube over ads any day
September 13, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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Keeping seeing people my age or older ranting about protecting kids from online dangers while spouting the most toxic and extreme online conspiracy theories
September 13, 2025 at 5:51 AM
what is blood, if not sauce
September 13, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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has anyone made a sex toy version of those 90s water sleeve aquariums things that everyone with a penis has (unsuccessfully) tried to fuck at least once in their life whether they'll admit it or not? feel like it'd make a killing.
June 16, 2025 at 4:50 AM
hey my name is trey i have a basketball game tomorrow
June 14, 2025 at 9:21 PM
tell ya what, frozen uncrustables arent what i thought they’d be
April 26, 2025 at 10:16 PM
whoa, babe you feeling ok? you havent even touched your Used Cereal
March 30, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Vibe check!
March 30, 2025 at 8:40 PM
“so anyway, what’s that dump truck run on? diesel?”
-me, flirting w an absolutely caked up hottie
March 30, 2025 at 8:50 PM
polly pocket clothes, iykyk
we’ve got good taste #sistersandseekers #sistersandseekersknit #sistersandseekershoodie
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March 3, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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I'm a black trans woman fighting poverty and homelessness.

To support myself, I set up a patreon where you can get access to all my recipes, poetry, artwork and photography for just £5.

Something new EVERY SINGLE DAY. You won't regret it.

http://patreon.com/fightingpride93
July 24, 2023 at 4:42 PM
overheard yte men, biking:
gentle-guy #1: “dude, where do you get these numbers?”
dude in question, #2: “you know you can just make shit up, right?”
March 3, 2025 at 12:03 AM
fantasy baseball here we go
March 1, 2025 at 8:52 PM
reality show concept where toxic straight men think its a dating show and all the women are just licensed therapists
February 10, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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STAIRS ONLY HAVE TO GET LUCKY ONCE. MCCONNELL HAS TO GET LUCKY EVERY TIME
Punchbowl reports Sen. Mitch McConnell fell for a second time today
February 5, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Whenever I think of Elon fixing anything with DOGE I remember when those kids were stuck in a cave and his plan was to build little metal coffins for them and call someone a pedophile.

Behold! Your intellectual god is among you!
February 5, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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Happy National Girls and Women in Sports Day 💜

Here's to the athletes who inspire us today and the next generation who will push the game even further! #NGWSD2025
February 5, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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November 20, 2024 at 5:54 PM