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buttergenie.bsky.social
Laura 🤸☀️🍉
@buttergenie.bsky.social
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Writer, Horrifying Eldritch God, Harbinger of a Cool Fun Time. The world is quiet here.
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Using a photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
A meme of a countdown from instagram with the title “Killing Myself”. A large piece of text covers the countdown, saying “POSTPONED”. The killing myself postponed meme is a mainstay in the modern meme economy.
September 2, 2025 at 8:17 AM
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I have watched this movie 10 times, other than a bad one in 1957 there’s no other remake (yet, I suppose) but there is a book it’s based on!!! Here are some of the covers just to give you a taste lol. There’s also a willing population to re-adapt it (it’s me, I’m the population)
A copy of the original My Man Godfrey book, by Eric Hatch. On it is a very uncomfortable looking youngish butler carrying a thrilled looking young woman in a fireman’s lift. At the bottom is a quote from the book; “All he could remember about being a Boy Scout was a hood called the fireman’s lift. He used it.” A slightly more recent copy of the book My Man Godfrey by Eric Hatch. On it a handsome young butler faces away from the reader heading up a set of stairs. Over his shoulder is a young blonde woman winking at the reader, holding a glass as if to cheers.
July 6, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Gonna glam up this photo with sparkly letters that say “I lived, bitch”. Best birthday present ever is that he’s back home :)
Axii, a fluffy black and brown cat, sits handsomely next to a window door looking out onto a wet deck. He has on a clear Elizabethan cone, tied together with a white gauze bow that kinda looks like a cravat. One of his legs is half shaved where there was an IV drip.
June 10, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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Hear Ye Hear Ye: Sir Piss-A-Lot has defeated his most recent urinary tract issues through the power of cranberry, pork, and gabapentin
Axii, a fluffy brown and black cat, sits looking very smooth and shiny, sits in the sunlight with his lil tongue sticking out. Blep.
February 24, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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I only have one I’m super proud of, just felt fitting because it’s so special 💖 I LOVE that card and display, you nailed it!! Perfect combo, makes me want to get better at it lol
The secret immersive Mew card from Pokemon TCGP on the Tiny Temple display.
February 17, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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Hehe :)
Full art Giratina card from the Pokemon TCGP app Full art Mismagius EX card from the Pokemon TCGP app
January 31, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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Hehe :)
A full art Dawn supporter card from Pokemon TCGP A full art Infernape EX card from Pokemon TCGP. I GOT HIM!!! MY BOY!!!!!
January 30, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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Hehe :)
Full art Gallade EX from Pokemon PTCGP
January 30, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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Hehe :)
Immersive Palkia EX from Pokemon TCGP
January 30, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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(Have to find better pictures for the rest!!)
Luxray!!!!! Corviknight!!!!!
January 30, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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Me and my canon pokemon team :) (the rest below!)
Bluesky user Buttergenie (me) from this past weekend Infernape!!!!!!!!! (Chex) Gengar!!!! (Grio) Mudkip!!!! (Marshmallow)
January 30, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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Do I have the cutest cat in the world? Idk. I mean, idk. Let’s look at the evidence.
A fluffy black and brown cat, Axii, lounges on the bed bathed in sunlight. His tongue is sticking out a lil bit and one of his paws is slightly raised. He is looking right at the camera because he knows he’s a model, and he is waiting for belly rubs because he never got the memo that most cats hate those. He looks exceptionally soft and fluffy.
January 5, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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They’re oatmeal cranberry I’m a goddamned innovator
12 oatmeal cranberry cookies, dark brown and very yummy looking, on a baking sheet covered in parchment paper. They’ll last taste so fucking good I cannot lie. I am going to eat too many of them.
January 1, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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ARE YOU FR RIGHT NOW I NEARLY LEPT OUT OF MY CHAIR
A line up of the next three movies playing on TCM. it reads: “NEXT: The Thin Man (1934) THEN: After the Thin Man (1936) LATER: Another Thin Man (1939)”. All star William Powell and Myrna Loy, and are labelled as such, as well as text above each movie indicating it’s a Thin Man Marathon. What a goddamn miracle
December 31, 2024 at 1:57 PM
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Hope everyone has had a nice holiday season. Please look at my son
A black cat, Axii, huddled behind some Christmas presents under a Christmas tree, looks up wide-eyed at the lights on the tree.
December 31, 2024 at 12:49 AM
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Have you seen my repeats binder?? There are SO many cards I’ve gotten or gotten multiples of but there’s a lot of basic cards I still don’t have. Like a single Butterfree 💀
A photo of my repeats binder on Pokemon TCG Pocket/TCGP. there are three cards each of full art Salandit, Nidoking, and Charmander.
December 30, 2024 at 9:36 PM
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We can have both!!!
Old art of Popeye giving Olive Oyl some flowers? I think?? Sprouting from a can of spinach
December 29, 2024 at 3:29 AM
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Omg, cousins!
December 14, 2024 at 5:36 PM
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Gingerbread making party yesterday. I was given a T-Rex and a small house but we’re all about subverting expectations and challenging stereotypes so actually he’s a small business owner at his candy store’s grand opening. Thank you for your time.
A picture of a green gingerbread T-Rex made from a kit. He is wearing a tiny top hat and standing next to a gingerbread building less than half his height. It says “GRAND OPEN!” on the roof and has a star at the top. He really hopes you’ll patronize his store and support a small business owner with a dream this holiday season.
December 8, 2024 at 6:50 PM
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He just does this to look dramatic. He knows what he’s doing
A black cat (Axii) peaks out from his gray cat condo.
December 7, 2024 at 12:36 AM
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These are my big ones so far but I have WAYYY more cards overall than you (621) so yours is Def more impressive
A bunch of Pokemon cards from Pokemon TCGP. A bunch of Pokemon cards from Pokemon TCGP.
November 30, 2024 at 11:41 PM
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We had a visitor today. Am I just a black cat magnet am I starting a collection
A slick black cat peers in through a glass door at a fluffy black cat A fluffy black cat stands on his hind legs looking out the window. On the other side, another black cat, a shorthair, looks through the window directly at the camera. At a different window, the two black cats stare at each other once again while on hind legs. On opposite sides of a different glass door, the two black cats stand on three legs, both having their third raised in a playful stance.
November 24, 2024 at 10:57 PM
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Okay. Well. Idk what’s in the water. But.
Another pull from Pokemon TCGP. This was from a Pikachu pack. The cards are; Metapod, Slowpoke, Clobbopus, Pikachu EX (immersive art) and Blastoiss EX (full body art). The last two cards have a “new” label because OF COURSE THEY ARE. what the heck!!! How is this happening to me
November 24, 2024 at 7:39 PM
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I think I have to go lie down. Is this bc it knows I was just hyping it up on Bluesky. Holy hell
A pull from a Mewtwo pack on Pokemon TCGP. the cards are Rattata, Venusaur EX, Helioptile, Krabby, and Gengar EX. Venusaur EX and Gengar EX both have the “new” tag on them because I have never gotten them before because OBVIOUSLY I haven’t OMG. the Gengar EX card is the one with the gold background. This is additionally wild because I pulled a DIFFERENT Gengar EX card this morning. Omg.
November 24, 2024 at 3:55 AM
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HELLO???????????????
November 23, 2024 at 3:40 PM