Kyle "Buttered Noodle" Stumpo
@butterednoodle.bsky.social
🇨🇦 Lyricist | Blogger | Socialist 🇨🇦
They/Them
They/Them
Found out my ex was dating a paedophile (long distance) and said paedo committed suicide after accepting a plea deal and coming out as trans to (allegedly) avoid men's prison. So now JK Rowling and her minions are talking about this paedo and my children and ex are at risk of being harassed. Cool..
February 27, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Found out my ex was dating a paedophile (long distance) and said paedo committed suicide after accepting a plea deal and coming out as trans to (allegedly) avoid men's prison. So now JK Rowling and her minions are talking about this paedo and my children and ex are at risk of being harassed. Cool..
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For the US to side with Russia and North Korea to oppose a UN resolution condemning the illegal invasion of Ukraine defies all common sense and adds insult to the countless injuries suffered by the brave Ukrainian people. edition.cnn.com/2025/02/24/p...
US joins Russia to vote against UN resolution condemning Russia’s war against Ukraine | CNN Politics
The United States joined Russia to vote against a UN General Assembly resolution condemning Russia’s war against Ukraine Monday in a stunning shift from years of US policy.
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February 25, 2025 at 9:29 AM
For the US to side with Russia and North Korea to oppose a UN resolution condemning the illegal invasion of Ukraine defies all common sense and adds insult to the countless injuries suffered by the brave Ukrainian people. edition.cnn.com/2025/02/24/p...
My guy Nic always taking fire photos of me on stage
February 25, 2025 at 11:46 AM
My guy Nic always taking fire photos of me on stage
Is this what fame feels like?
February 19, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Is this what fame feels like?
Conservatives calling Mark Carney "Marx Carney" now because of his "extreme leftist economic policies" is absolutely hilarious. My dudes, he was appointed to the bank of Canada by fucking Stephen Harper. You know, the crazy Marxist-Leninist former leader of the *checks notes* Conservatives?
February 19, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Conservatives calling Mark Carney "Marx Carney" now because of his "extreme leftist economic policies" is absolutely hilarious. My dudes, he was appointed to the bank of Canada by fucking Stephen Harper. You know, the crazy Marxist-Leninist former leader of the *checks notes* Conservatives?
Hey Americans, you know your first and second amendments? Now is the time to use them!
February 5, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Hey Americans, you know your first and second amendments? Now is the time to use them!
All Trump did was hand the next Canadian federal election to Mark Carney lmao. Congrats on killing the Conservative party
February 3, 2025 at 10:58 PM
All Trump did was hand the next Canadian federal election to Mark Carney lmao. Congrats on killing the Conservative party
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People have gathered outside USAID HQ for press event with Democratic Congressmen Beyer, Raskin, Connolly and Olzewski and Senator Van Hollen where they're addressing the building's mysterious shutdown today in the midst of the Trump admin dismantling the agency.
(Photos shared with me)
(Photos shared with me)
February 3, 2025 at 6:02 PM
People have gathered outside USAID HQ for press event with Democratic Congressmen Beyer, Raskin, Connolly and Olzewski and Senator Van Hollen where they're addressing the building's mysterious shutdown today in the midst of the Trump admin dismantling the agency.
(Photos shared with me)
(Photos shared with me)
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The DEI caused the plane crash narrative is a distraction. The tariffs are a distraction. Whatever insane nonsense Trump spews that the media will chase like cats chasing a laser light is a distraction. The only story that counts right now is the wholesale hijacking of control of the US government.
February 3, 2025 at 6:17 AM
The DEI caused the plane crash narrative is a distraction. The tariffs are a distraction. Whatever insane nonsense Trump spews that the media will chase like cats chasing a laser light is a distraction. The only story that counts right now is the wholesale hijacking of control of the US government.
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What's particularly interesting is that all those wearing white gloves and writing op-eds in Western media on how they are concerned and outraged about Ukraine so unwisely dismantling Russian imperial monuments in Odesa never lost their sleep over Russia ruining Ukrainian monuments...
February 3, 2025 at 10:10 PM
What's particularly interesting is that all those wearing white gloves and writing op-eds in Western media on how they are concerned and outraged about Ukraine so unwisely dismantling Russian imperial monuments in Odesa never lost their sleep over Russia ruining Ukrainian monuments...
My dad sent me a racist meme on Facebook and I replied with "sorry I don't find racism funny 🙃"
The silence was deafening
The silence was deafening
February 3, 2025 at 10:37 PM
My dad sent me a racist meme on Facebook and I replied with "sorry I don't find racism funny 🙃"
The silence was deafening
The silence was deafening
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Canada is strong. Canadians are united.
New Democrats will put Canadian workers first, always.
This is our plan to defend Canadians from Trump’s Trade War:
New Democrats will put Canadian workers first, always.
This is our plan to defend Canadians from Trump’s Trade War:
February 2, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Canada is strong. Canadians are united.
New Democrats will put Canadian workers first, always.
This is our plan to defend Canadians from Trump’s Trade War:
New Democrats will put Canadian workers first, always.
This is our plan to defend Canadians from Trump’s Trade War:
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I've got a message for Poilievre.
January 31, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I've got a message for Poilievre.
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We can't let workers pay the price for this fight.
It's time to fight for our country, together: www.ndp.ca/stand-up-for...
It's time to fight for our country, together: www.ndp.ca/stand-up-for...
January 31, 2025 at 9:55 PM
We can't let workers pay the price for this fight.
It's time to fight for our country, together: www.ndp.ca/stand-up-for...
It's time to fight for our country, together: www.ndp.ca/stand-up-for...
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Canada is strong. Canadians are united.
February 1, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Canada is strong. Canadians are united.
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February 1, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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@jagmeetsingh.ca should come to my show at Avant Garde Bar in Ottawa on February 21st and hang out with some real cool peeps 😎 👀
January 31, 2025 at 10:44 PM
@jagmeetsingh.ca should come to my show at Avant Garde Bar in Ottawa on February 21st and hang out with some real cool peeps 😎 👀
Vote orange 🍊
January 31, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Vote orange 🍊
Just got a call from the hospital to make sure I was still alive because the nurse practitioner was "concerned by the preliminary results of your bloodwork." Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool.
a man in a suit and tie says oh my god okay it 's happening ..
ALT: a man in a suit and tie says oh my god okay it 's happening ..
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January 29, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Just got a call from the hospital to make sure I was still alive because the nurse practitioner was "concerned by the preliminary results of your bloodwork." Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool.
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I don't want my appliances to be connected to the internet. I don't want them to have blinky lights or touch screen controls or be accessible by phone. All I want is for them to do the one thing they are supposed to do, and to beep less.
Hear that, manufacturers? Less beeping.
Hear that, manufacturers? Less beeping.
January 27, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I don't want my appliances to be connected to the internet. I don't want them to have blinky lights or touch screen controls or be accessible by phone. All I want is for them to do the one thing they are supposed to do, and to beep less.
Hear that, manufacturers? Less beeping.
Hear that, manufacturers? Less beeping.
Look how handsome my step son is 🥹
January 25, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Look how handsome my step son is 🥹
I'm sick as fuck. I haven't eaten in 2 days cuz I can't keep it down. I just wanna die. Everything hurts. -1000000/10 do not recommend the flu
January 24, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I'm sick as fuck. I haven't eaten in 2 days cuz I can't keep it down. I just wanna die. Everything hurts. -1000000/10 do not recommend the flu
I'm tired boss
January 21, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I'm tired boss