Shout out to my neighbors for remembering to put their recycling bins and trash cans out on trash day. Because if they didn’t, I would definitely never remember.

Look all I want is one (1) little bookcase-accessible secret room where I can go watch murder shows and drink serotonin milkshakes with Dolly Parton and the ghost of Betty White, is that so much to ask?

Okay February, you seem nice, but I just got out of a VERY toxic relationship with January so I’m not looking for anything too serious right now. So we can hang, we can have some fun, but the second you make me cry I am OUT

@johnmoe.bsky.social can you a pod episode that’s just a compilation of all your takeaway lists? I swear, I can sometimes stay awake for the whole interview but then when that guitar background music kicks in and you start talking, I’m out.

I heard Punxsutawney Phil is tunneling his way to Canada rn. Seems like a good move.

has this ever been more true than this week?