I wanna see if I can get more flowers with just my tips today. 💐

Also, Seahawks fans love their wings and pork shoulder, but don't like to tip. 🤷🏽‍♀️

Thank you! 🥲
We're taking it one day at a time!

It is so funny how asexual they were with me, but they're literally posting porn of themselves on the internet. For strangers. Like...
They really just didn't like me. I was tolerated for Partner.

I spent a good amount of time scraping adhesive off the floor today. New vinyl we got at Lowe's for 90% off to go in before dinner. BBQ duck🦆

Like saying you're angry and gonna suck off a stranger one day, delete it, & post about how much you ❤️ your bf. Talking about your anniversary coming up, knowing they were emotionally cheating since July. Crazy stuff, man.

It didn't help that The Great Caucasian God played next 😂

Am I embarrassed? Yes. For her.

Their attic caught fire from old electrical wires. Not terrible damage, but they cannot stay there tonight. We let them use our power so their fridge can stay on.

We're lucky the fire department is a couple blocks away.
I'm just seeing smoke.