MoonRaven239
@butcherbaker23.bsky.social
☀️ ♊️,🌙♒️,⬆️♏️
Curiosity killed the Cat, boy.
Curiosity killed the Cat, boy.
A day of love, yes, but also death of captain James Cook by Native Hawaiians. 💝
February 14, 2026 at 4:28 PM
A day of love, yes, but also death of captain James Cook by Native Hawaiians. 💝
Um, I already have my Valentine(s). Just give me a $20 tip to split with my coworkers 🥰
February 14, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Um, I already have my Valentine(s). Just give me a $20 tip to split with my coworkers 🥰
Reposted by MoonRaven239
There’s a vax for measles, but not your ex.
February 13, 2026 at 6:54 PM
There’s a vax for measles, but not your ex.
Ah, so you're team cakey brownie. I see. I see.
February 13, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Ah, so you're team cakey brownie. I see. I see.
Gary Chapman, a Christian Baptist Pastor wrote Five Love Languages back In 1992 as Christian Marriage Advice. Not research. Not clinical work. Just a pastor's opinion about marriage wrapped up in pop psychology.
February 11, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Gary Chapman, a Christian Baptist Pastor wrote Five Love Languages back In 1992 as Christian Marriage Advice. Not research. Not clinical work. Just a pastor's opinion about marriage wrapped up in pop psychology.
All that nasty stuff you're doing to your body in your 20s is going to catch up to you in your 30s. Even mid to late 20s, you'll start feeling it.
February 10, 2026 at 11:10 PM
All that nasty stuff you're doing to your body in your 20s is going to catch up to you in your 30s. Even mid to late 20s, you'll start feeling it.
Now that the bread and circuses is over, I'm going to be hearing about it for a while from my customers.
February 9, 2026 at 5:24 AM
Now that the bread and circuses is over, I'm going to be hearing about it for a while from my customers.
I could be sitting next to you doing pelvic floor exercises and you wouldn't even notice. 😏
February 9, 2026 at 1:50 AM
I could be sitting next to you doing pelvic floor exercises and you wouldn't even notice. 😏
How many furries are we gonna see at the Bluey movie??
February 8, 2026 at 1:52 AM
How many furries are we gonna see at the Bluey movie??
Are men just weaker? We are both sick, but he's got it a lot worse. It's like this every time. My coworker called it the "man flu" 😂
February 8, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Are men just weaker? We are both sick, but he's got it a lot worse. It's like this every time. My coworker called it the "man flu" 😂
I will literally start throwing punches if you suggest I use chatgpt.
February 6, 2026 at 6:00 PM
I will literally start throwing punches if you suggest I use chatgpt.
Spring cleaning comes early this year. Lots of home improvement today 💪
Homeownership is no joke!
Homeownership is no joke!
February 5, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Spring cleaning comes early this year. Lots of home improvement today 💪
Homeownership is no joke!
Homeownership is no joke!
The Muppet Show is friggin back!!
February 5, 2026 at 2:36 AM
The Muppet Show is friggin back!!
The unsolicited updates about my ex just makes me more and more relieved I don't have to deal with them anymore. Like holy cow, can they get any more cringe?? 🤮
I'm embarrassed to say I dated them.
Thinking about blocking the person giving me updates.
I'm embarrassed to say I dated them.
Thinking about blocking the person giving me updates.
January 31, 2026 at 10:30 PM
The unsolicited updates about my ex just makes me more and more relieved I don't have to deal with them anymore. Like holy cow, can they get any more cringe?? 🤮
I'm embarrassed to say I dated them.
Thinking about blocking the person giving me updates.
I'm embarrassed to say I dated them.
Thinking about blocking the person giving me updates.
I couldn't get to my phone fast enough to change the song before my customer, an old (definitely Christian) lady, heard the first line...
Jesus is queer, you don't know it yet. 😬👀
youtu.be/eugmbYNwiiI?...
Jesus is queer, you don't know it yet. 😬👀
youtu.be/eugmbYNwiiI?...
Jeh-sea Wells (Jesse Welles) - Hot and Wet
YouTube video by Welles Archive
youtu.be
January 30, 2026 at 12:07 AM
I couldn't get to my phone fast enough to change the song before my customer, an old (definitely Christian) lady, heard the first line...
Jesus is queer, you don't know it yet. 😬👀
youtu.be/eugmbYNwiiI?...
Jesus is queer, you don't know it yet. 😬👀
youtu.be/eugmbYNwiiI?...
I think my neighbors house is on fire...
January 29, 2026 at 1:21 AM
I think my neighbors house is on fire...
I put Little One in the shower while Partner and I cleaned up a little bit. After a while, we started hearing her singing a song she made up. We looked up at each other and smiled. 🥰
This is one of the best things about being a parent with your best friend ❤️
This is one of the best things about being a parent with your best friend ❤️
January 28, 2026 at 10:30 PM
I put Little One in the shower while Partner and I cleaned up a little bit. After a while, we started hearing her singing a song she made up. We looked up at each other and smiled. 🥰
This is one of the best things about being a parent with your best friend ❤️
This is one of the best things about being a parent with your best friend ❤️
Chicken masala. I just had broccoli and Yu Choy scraps left for the veg.
January 28, 2026 at 7:15 AM
Chicken masala. I just had broccoli and Yu Choy scraps left for the veg.
Raising revolutionary children IS a form of protest. And its one of the best kind ❤️
January 27, 2026 at 7:06 AM
Raising revolutionary children IS a form of protest. And its one of the best kind ❤️
What would someone need elk blood for?
Someone called and asked if we had any.
My mind did not go to culinary use. 🩸
Someone called and asked if we had any.
My mind did not go to culinary use. 🩸
January 27, 2026 at 12:16 AM
What would someone need elk blood for?
Someone called and asked if we had any.
My mind did not go to culinary use. 🩸
Someone called and asked if we had any.
My mind did not go to culinary use. 🩸
I totally have enough tax return money to go to the Philippines, and my mom said she wants to go back for a visit to see where her grandmother grew up. 👀
Might have to be next year though b/c Partner & I have plans for this year, plus some repairs needed around the house.
Might have to be next year though b/c Partner & I have plans for this year, plus some repairs needed around the house.
January 26, 2026 at 9:32 PM
I totally have enough tax return money to go to the Philippines, and my mom said she wants to go back for a visit to see where her grandmother grew up. 👀
Might have to be next year though b/c Partner & I have plans for this year, plus some repairs needed around the house.
Might have to be next year though b/c Partner & I have plans for this year, plus some repairs needed around the house.
Bras are so stupid. Boobs are so ANNOYING sometimes.
January 25, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Bras are so stupid. Boobs are so ANNOYING sometimes.
Need a good place to film a scene. Snowy field.
Also, just a big empty field in general.
Also, someplace that feels like a void.
Something by a body of water or a stream. 🎥 🎞 🎦 🎬 📽
Also, just a big empty field in general.
Also, someplace that feels like a void.
Something by a body of water or a stream. 🎥 🎞 🎦 🎬 📽
January 25, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Need a good place to film a scene. Snowy field.
Also, just a big empty field in general.
Also, someplace that feels like a void.
Something by a body of water or a stream. 🎥 🎞 🎦 🎬 📽
Also, just a big empty field in general.
Also, someplace that feels like a void.
Something by a body of water or a stream. 🎥 🎞 🎦 🎬 📽
My new rice cooker came in today ❤️
No more nonstick BS! It's stainless steel from here on out, baby!
No more nonstick BS! It's stainless steel from here on out, baby!
January 23, 2026 at 12:40 AM
My new rice cooker came in today ❤️
No more nonstick BS! It's stainless steel from here on out, baby!
No more nonstick BS! It's stainless steel from here on out, baby!
2016 Rainier & Dearborn in the gas guzzling Grand Marquis. Sometimes I wish I could go back..
January 22, 2026 at 8:21 PM
2016 Rainier & Dearborn in the gas guzzling Grand Marquis. Sometimes I wish I could go back..