James Jamee Jameson Jr. III 💰💰
@businessman9001.bsky.social
Flounder and ultrapaneer 🐟 🍛
Your friendly neighborhood capitalist with good old-fashioned American values 🫰 💵 🔫 💉 🛢️ 🍑 🍆 ✝️
Bullish on satire
Your friendly neighborhood capitalist with good old-fashioned American values 🫰 💵 🔫 💉 🛢️ 🍑 🍆 ✝️
Bullish on satire
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We are keen on growing shareholders for our value
I'm investing in a local chinese restaurant. They pay immediate dividends in the form of food after every deposit.
June 13, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I'm investing in a local chinese restaurant. They pay immediate dividends in the form of food after every deposit.
oh god, don't stop; I'm leveraging!
May 23, 2025 at 3:59 AM
oh god, don't stop; I'm leveraging!
I have a growing trade deficit with my local movie theater. I'll be imposing 300% tariffs until the owner agrees to come to my house and pays me watch the extended cut of LOTR
April 25, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I have a growing trade deficit with my local movie theater. I'll be imposing 300% tariffs until the owner agrees to come to my house and pays me watch the extended cut of LOTR
I can't wait for iPhones that are made in the USA!
Haven't looked yet but I'm sure the price of eggs has come down by now. We're on the right track! 🦅🇺🇸
Haven't looked yet but I'm sure the price of eggs has come down by now. We're on the right track! 🦅🇺🇸
April 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I can't wait for iPhones that are made in the USA!
Haven't looked yet but I'm sure the price of eggs has come down by now. We're on the right track! 🦅🇺🇸
Haven't looked yet but I'm sure the price of eggs has come down by now. We're on the right track! 🦅🇺🇸
So uh... How does one get into gardening?
April 11, 2025 at 5:21 PM
So uh... How does one get into gardening?
Premature ejaculation? No... A wizard is never late, nor is he early; he cums precisely when he means to.
March 26, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Premature ejaculation? No... A wizard is never late, nor is he early; he cums precisely when he means to.
I don't get it... Why so down on Tesla? All the biggest car companies are Nazi brands. If anything, it's a sign of staying-power.
March 23, 2025 at 11:13 AM
I don't get it... Why so down on Tesla? All the biggest car companies are Nazi brands. If anything, it's a sign of staying-power.
I'm just glad there are people more cringe than me
I’m CZ. I make your altcoins pump… and your dreams crash. Don’t worry, I’ll still smile while I break the market. Welcome to my chaos.
March 22, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I'm just glad there are people more cringe than me
The key to success is starting out successful. Failing that, you can rip people off. There's no limit: the customers, the employees, society at large... Live the grind!
March 9, 2025 at 6:37 AM
The key to success is starting out successful. Failing that, you can rip people off. There's no limit: the customers, the employees, society at large... Live the grind!
I'm happy to announce that our company will be acquired! Many of you will now have the chance to seek gainful employment elsewhere. This is a rare opportunity that only happens a few times over an average career. Thank you all for your hard work & sleepless nights. Couldn't have done it without you.
March 7, 2025 at 8:38 AM
I'm happy to announce that our company will be acquired! Many of you will now have the chance to seek gainful employment elsewhere. This is a rare opportunity that only happens a few times over an average career. Thank you all for your hard work & sleepless nights. Couldn't have done it without you.
Hi! We're a tech random startup who's product is a bash script and a fancy website that facilitates the automated production of vapid AI slop videos no one wants. We just had our IPO and our market cap is sebantry kintrillion dollars
March 5, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Hi! We're a tech random startup who's product is a bash script and a fancy website that facilitates the automated production of vapid AI slop videos no one wants. We just had our IPO and our market cap is sebantry kintrillion dollars
Me, coming off a bender, trying to pitch my grifting startup at the crack of 10:30 AM
February 20, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Me, coming off a bender, trying to pitch my grifting startup at the crack of 10:30 AM
Money down. Big sad.
February 3, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Money down. Big sad.
America's board of directors and majority shareholder is completely fucking insane. That corporation is way overvalued. I'm shorting the dollar.
February 1, 2025 at 1:18 AM
America's board of directors and majority shareholder is completely fucking insane. That corporation is way overvalued. I'm shorting the dollar.
I don't want to do finance anymore. I just want to be a house wife. Is that really too much to ask?
January 24, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I don't want to do finance anymore. I just want to be a house wife. Is that really too much to ask?
I'm launching a startup that launches startups in low-competition markets. The business model is based on the startups being consumer-oriented, focusing on positive customer experiences to reduce frustration and friction to grow a customer base, and then get acquired by the existing pseudomonopoly.
January 19, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I'm launching a startup that launches startups in low-competition markets. The business model is based on the startups being consumer-oriented, focusing on positive customer experiences to reduce frustration and friction to grow a customer base, and then get acquired by the existing pseudomonopoly.
I just bought 70 genders and now they're going out of fashion? what the fuck Meta?
January 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I just bought 70 genders and now they're going out of fashion? what the fuck Meta?
The police are an occupying army with the camouflage of civil service; under which veneer, lies the true purpose of protecting capital and propagating the conditions oppression and exploitation.
My portfolio will go grow if we #BackTheBlue !
I'm thankful for their efforts 🇺🇸 💵
#amazon #teamsters
My portfolio will go grow if we #BackTheBlue !
I'm thankful for their efforts 🇺🇸 💵
#amazon #teamsters
December 20, 2024 at 1:18 PM
The police are an occupying army with the camouflage of civil service; under which veneer, lies the true purpose of protecting capital and propagating the conditions oppression and exploitation.
My portfolio will go grow if we #BackTheBlue !
I'm thankful for their efforts 🇺🇸 💵
#amazon #teamsters
My portfolio will go grow if we #BackTheBlue !
I'm thankful for their efforts 🇺🇸 💵
#amazon #teamsters
Your honor, I motion for an all expenses paid weekend spa retreat
Clarence Thomas Torn Over Case Where Both Sides Offer Compelling Scuba Trips
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December 19, 2024 at 7:43 PM
Your honor, I motion for an all expenses paid weekend spa retreat
Buying in on AMD!
"AMD RYZEN AI MAX Plus PRO 395 w/ Radeon 8060S"?
With a name like that, there's no way I can lose money.
I bet their shares will go sky high when they announce the "AMD RYZEN AI PRO MAX Factorial ELITE π🚀 w/ 🔥DIABLO🔥 9000²Z"
"AMD RYZEN AI MAX Plus PRO 395 w/ Radeon 8060S"?
With a name like that, there's no way I can lose money.
I bet their shares will go sky high when they announce the "AMD RYZEN AI PRO MAX Factorial ELITE π🚀 w/ 🔥DIABLO🔥 9000²Z"
December 11, 2024 at 4:54 PM
Buying in on AMD!
"AMD RYZEN AI MAX Plus PRO 395 w/ Radeon 8060S"?
With a name like that, there's no way I can lose money.
I bet their shares will go sky high when they announce the "AMD RYZEN AI PRO MAX Factorial ELITE π🚀 w/ 🔥DIABLO🔥 9000²Z"
"AMD RYZEN AI MAX Plus PRO 395 w/ Radeon 8060S"?
With a name like that, there's no way I can lose money.
I bet their shares will go sky high when they announce the "AMD RYZEN AI PRO MAX Factorial ELITE π🚀 w/ 🔥DIABLO🔥 9000²Z"
Reposted by James Jamee Jameson Jr. III 💰💰
The markets can only go up! The Buffett indicator bounced off 200 a few years ago and nothing bad happened. If there's one thing that's too big to fail, it's the economy! Frankly, I think all that stuff is just made up. Nothing can possibly go wrong. To the moon! 🚀🌒
December 9, 2024 at 5:46 PM
The markets can only go up! The Buffett indicator bounced off 200 a few years ago and nothing bad happened. If there's one thing that's too big to fail, it's the economy! Frankly, I think all that stuff is just made up. Nothing can possibly go wrong. To the moon! 🚀🌒
I'm proud to announce our new subscription! The service is geared towards our enterprise customers and is broken down into: the plan fee, per-user license fee, per core license fee, support fee, administrative fee, trademark fee, invoice fee, and collections fee, billed monthly with 30% gratuity.
December 9, 2024 at 5:35 PM
I'm proud to announce our new subscription! The service is geared towards our enterprise customers and is broken down into: the plan fee, per-user license fee, per core license fee, support fee, administrative fee, trademark fee, invoice fee, and collections fee, billed monthly with 30% gratuity.
Can't believe that private tech company I invested in went belly up! I'm broke! I used up all the capital I got from my trust fund. I even had to lay off some of my staff's staff. All I have is a few million and my cars, yacht, and the mansions. Guess I'll have to rely on my second backup trust fund
December 8, 2024 at 7:06 PM
Can't believe that private tech company I invested in went belly up! I'm broke! I used up all the capital I got from my trust fund. I even had to lay off some of my staff's staff. All I have is a few million and my cars, yacht, and the mansions. Guess I'll have to rely on my second backup trust fund
Hi #promosky !
I'm a founder and entrepreneur.
💸 lifestyle
💸 venture capital
💸 angel investing
💸 corporate finance
💸 political & market analysis
💸 ivy league takes
💸 shareholder-approved journalism
💸 the profits and losses of your every-day billionaire
The only thing higher than my ROI is me!
I'm a founder and entrepreneur.
💸 lifestyle
💸 venture capital
💸 angel investing
💸 corporate finance
💸 political & market analysis
💸 ivy league takes
💸 shareholder-approved journalism
💸 the profits and losses of your every-day billionaire
The only thing higher than my ROI is me!
December 8, 2024 at 6:58 PM
Hi #promosky !
I'm a founder and entrepreneur.
💸 lifestyle
💸 venture capital
💸 angel investing
💸 corporate finance
💸 political & market analysis
💸 ivy league takes
💸 shareholder-approved journalism
💸 the profits and losses of your every-day billionaire
The only thing higher than my ROI is me!
I'm a founder and entrepreneur.
💸 lifestyle
💸 venture capital
💸 angel investing
💸 corporate finance
💸 political & market analysis
💸 ivy league takes
💸 shareholder-approved journalism
💸 the profits and losses of your every-day billionaire
The only thing higher than my ROI is me!
Senators were the best purchase I ever made, but I never even dreamed about the presidency; that's why Ol' Musky is such an innovator!
Tech pours $394.1m into US elections amid Musk and crypto boom — Silicon Valley funds surged to $394.1m for the US election, spotlighting Musk and crypto's influence.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/dec/07/campaign-spending-crypto-tech-influence
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/dec/07/campaign-spending-crypto-tech-influence
December 7, 2024 at 11:06 AM
Senators were the best purchase I ever made, but I never even dreamed about the presidency; that's why Ol' Musky is such an innovator!