burwick
@burwick.bsky.social
I’m here to kick ass and take names and I’m all outta ass. Will you be dining with us today?
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burwick
@burwick.bsky.social
· Feb 17
one must imagine sisyphus happy two must pick up dry cleaning three must buy milk
all my errors are unforced, you can’t control me
November 15, 2025 at 7:05 PM
all my errors are unforced, you can’t control me
nothing crazier than a thing in a place. that could be anywhere! anything could be here!
November 11, 2025 at 9:48 PM
nothing crazier than a thing in a place. that could be anywhere! anything could be here!
calling it now: it’s going to just keep getting colder
October 25, 2025 at 1:02 AM
calling it now: it’s going to just keep getting colder
They shouldn’t call it “ghosting,” the whole crux of ghosthood is that someone *is* there when they *shouldn’t* be
October 21, 2025 at 4:58 PM
They shouldn’t call it “ghosting,” the whole crux of ghosthood is that someone *is* there when they *shouldn’t* be
the frenemy of my frenemy is my frenemy
September 22, 2025 at 7:02 PM
the frenemy of my frenemy is my frenemy
I would rather fall to the ground stricken dead than have anyone in the world stop anything they’re doing for even one second in order to do something for me or even ask if I want them to do something for me
September 20, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I would rather fall to the ground stricken dead than have anyone in the world stop anything they’re doing for even one second in order to do something for me or even ask if I want them to do something for me
Can we do some frontsliding for a change?
September 18, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Can we do some frontsliding for a change?
You don’t have to be perfect, your output just needs to be indistinguishable from what you’d produce if you were
August 12, 2025 at 4:12 PM
You don’t have to be perfect, your output just needs to be indistinguishable from what you’d produce if you were
World’s too woke for a hero’s journey. The other day I refused the call and someone accused me of “weaponized incompetence”
August 10, 2025 at 6:39 PM
World’s too woke for a hero’s journey. The other day I refused the call and someone accused me of “weaponized incompetence”
Pretty sic that there’s a formal way to broadcast that it’s totally not your typo
July 18, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Pretty sic that there’s a formal way to broadcast that it’s totally not your typo
so jealous of people who read something, don’t understand it, and think the problem is, of course, the writer
June 4, 2025 at 9:43 PM
so jealous of people who read something, don’t understand it, and think the problem is, of course, the writer
starting to worry about that Third Amendment waiver I signed for my student loan…
May 21, 2025 at 2:06 AM
starting to worry about that Third Amendment waiver I signed for my student loan…
Aannnnd done. Okay! Alright, I think that’s it! All that’s left now for me to triumph is for good men to do nothing
April 23, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Aannnnd done. Okay! Alright, I think that’s it! All that’s left now for me to triumph is for good men to do nothing
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people are letting me know if they have any questions and it’s ruining my life
April 15, 2025 at 12:33 PM
people are letting me know if they have any questions and it’s ruining my life
don’t read too much into that, it happens to the worst of us too
April 14, 2025 at 4:56 AM
don’t read too much into that, it happens to the worst of us too
Thanks so much for your thoughtful edits!
*reject all changes*
*reject all changes*
April 2, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Thanks so much for your thoughtful edits!
*reject all changes*
*reject all changes*
an ounce of prevention is worthless, nothing’s even happened yet
March 21, 2025 at 4:59 PM
an ounce of prevention is worthless, nothing’s even happened yet
Severance is filmed in front of a live, very quiet studio audience
March 9, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Severance is filmed in front of a live, very quiet studio audience
I would rather go down fighting the storm than see my flight delayed another fifteen minutes
March 5, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I would rather go down fighting the storm than see my flight delayed another fifteen minutes
oh yeah, he’s great, I follow him on venmo
March 3, 2025 at 2:06 AM
oh yeah, he’s great, I follow him on venmo
I’m not a conspiracy person, but why can’t you buy just one snickers bar anymore?
March 1, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I’m not a conspiracy person, but why can’t you buy just one snickers bar anymore?
It’s not hair gel, it’s coif syrup
February 15, 2025 at 9:46 PM
It’s not hair gel, it’s coif syrup
excuse me, you cannot send me a work email at 11pm. In theory, I am asleep
February 6, 2025 at 4:28 AM
excuse me, you cannot send me a work email at 11pm. In theory, I am asleep
microdosing from a venti cold brew in the fridge throughout the day
February 2, 2025 at 4:59 PM
microdosing from a venti cold brew in the fridge throughout the day
doc’s trying to take my temperature but it’s MINE
February 2, 2025 at 1:24 AM
doc’s trying to take my temperature but it’s MINE