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Burrow the cranberry maven
@burrow.bsky.social
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Disabled Trans Gender Anarchist
AuDHD, Artist, ex-circus clown
BI BI BI! IWW, cat parent, shark diver c. 1900s

Ankh-Morpork Poster’s Guild

THEY/THEM
Top surgery date: TBD 12/26

Sex worker
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You just died. The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.

(So Chicago killed me?)
Picture of a box of Morton’s coarse Kosher Salt. It is a dark blue box with a small white diagonal strip on the bottom and has a picture of the Morton’s girl in a yellow raincoat holding an umbrella over the words in white
November 27, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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Lol. AI is ridiculously bad. Equal Rites is THIRTY EIGHT YEARS OLD and Discworld is a very popular book series yet Google’s AI summary hilariously calls CMOT Dibbler not only a wizard, but the antagonist of the book 😂

I mean he does sell dodgy street meat (ON A STICK!) But antagonist? Wizard? 🤣
Google Esks brothers equal rites wiki Al Overview The user query is based on a misunderstanding of the book Equal Rites. The character Eskarina Smith from that book has a brother, but the book's main antagonist is a wizard named Cut-Me-Own-Throat (CMOT) Dibbler, and the book focuses on Eskarina's quest to become the first female wizard. The other characters are Granny Weatherwax (a witch), and Simon, a genius wizard who aids her quest.
November 27, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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Hmmm I’m not sure i could pick one
Picture of a vibrant tattoo of a thick blue canary resting on an outlet with bolts of yellow and orange electricity coming out of it
November 24, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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I mean this post is just *chef’s kiss*

I’m so happy that these women have a positive side effect from perimenopause given the rest suuuuuucks
Honestly, I could stop the post right there. lol. But it actually feels amazing. I love that Gen X and millennial women are finally talking openly about perimenopause. My mom is pretty feminist for her generation, but she does not enjoy the level of honesty I bring to the table. The timing of my hormonal revolution lines up beautifully with my dad's need for a caregiver and the fact that I have three brothers but yet all the work falls on me. Actually one brother steps up from time to time but its minimal. He steps up because he has a wife who is actually doing the emotional labor. So l am skipping my mom's Thanksgiving tomorrow because I genuinely cannot play nice anymore. There is a giant imbalance in what women are expected to do versus what men get away with, and my mom still caters to my brothers like we are living in 1985. I do not have the bandwidth. I do not have the patience. I have no fucks left. I tried to make deviled eggs tonight and found my blood literally boiling over the ice bath. That was my sign. I am out. Happy holidays from your friendly neighborhood Gen X woman, powered by rage, honesty, liberation.
November 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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One thing i love seeing is women finally saying ENOUGH. NO MORE OF THIS BULLSHIT 🥰

It’s posts like these that make my heart swell

#perimenopause
Screenshot of a post from r/Perimenopause titled 50 years of female rage Oozing out of every cell of my body.
November 24, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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That’s my daytime protest clowning look. Here’s my nighttime clown event look:
Selfie of me. I’m looking at the camera smiling. I’m wearing reading glasses and in clown white with drawn on black arched eyebrows - under the left Is painted bright blue, and under the right is painted pink. There’s a green circle on my cheek outlined in black, magenta colored heart lips also outlined in black and a little red dot on my nose Picture of me in the largest tutu you’ve ever seen. It’s peach in color. I’m holding up the left side of it slightly with my other arm resting on the front. I’m wearing a red and black striped sparkly off the shoulder quarter sleeve shirt over a black tank top and my head is turned slightly to the left as i look towards the camera. I’m wearing a mask, but smiling at the camera
November 23, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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NO MORE NAZI KKKLOWNS!
ONLY CIRCUS CLOWNS!

The clowns were out at Broadview today and we will be BACK. (Also someone gave me a megaphone muahahahaha)
Selfie of me at Broadview. I’m wearing black aviator goggles and white facepaint with pink heart shaped lips, red circles on my cheeks and dramatic black eyebrows. I’m smiling and wearing a red puffer vest with rainbow stripes in the side and autumn coloured striped arm bands. I’m also wearing a Red handkerchief with white polka dots on over my pony tails
November 23, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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Cat tax
Picture of a dilute tortie looking up and off to the left. She has light green eyes and a very smoochable face
November 21, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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Y’ALL!!!! I’ve got a car full of clowns. We’re meeting with AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT GROUP OF CLOWNS for a protest at Broadview Saturday. Join us if you’d like! (Gonna try and recruit some folks for Clown Bloc)

#FuckICE #Broadview #Chicago #ICEprotest
Down to Clown A @falloffreedom protest Join us as part of a "nationwide wave of creative resistance." Hold up a mirror to Tyranny. Location: 1930 Beach St Broadview, IL Broadview ICE Detention Center* *ask about carpooling Time: 10 am Saturday, NOV 22nd What to Bring: Clown Brigade Uniform** Water/snacks/medication **check our Cadet's Handbook for details
November 20, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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With alt-text because this it’s important info for sex workers
Today, Bella is leading MV's next evolution: helping elevate online sex workers by offering real alternatives and new, supported paths out of the adult industry - for those who choose it. "My goal is to create meaningful options, especially for women - so that no one ever has to get naked to survive. No woman, no man, no soul should have to cross that threshold just to pay rent. And if you do, we will respect you, support you, and show you a way out — if and when you choose to take it. We're here for you, even when the world may have given up on you. We never will."
November 20, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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I missed it yesterday, but Calvin & Hobbes turned 41 yesterday!!!

Literally the best comic strip to grow up with ever. IMAGINARY FRIENDS FOR LIFE!!!

(I used to make their scary snowmen - if we get enough snow I’m gonna do it in the park this year)
A panel from Calvin and Hobbes depicting Calvin in his red striped t-shirt, black pants, and blond spiky hair trying to keep his balance as he walks over a log to cross a stream. Behind him Is Hobbes the tiger Also with his arms out to balance walking across the log
November 20, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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So Target how’s it going since you caved and ditched your DEI policies? Would you say it’s working out well for you?

#BoycottTarget #BoycottsWork
Screenshot of the Target NYSE price and trends for the last year. The stock price is currently down 62.23% from last year and 40.91% this year to date. The lowest stock price since COVID
November 16, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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With alt-text (seriously you can get it so easily just in app. Please make your posts accessible!)
MEGYN KELLY (HOST): As for Epstein, I've said this before, but just as a reminder, I do know somebody very, very close to this case who is in a position to know virtually everything. Not everything, but virtually everything. And this person has told me from the start years and years ago that Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile. This is this person's view, who was there for a lot of this, but that he was into the barely legal type. Like, he liked 15-year-old girls. And I realized this is disgusting. I'm definitely not trying to make an excuse for this. I'm just giving you facts, that he wasn't into, like, 8-year-olds. But he liked the very young teen types that could pass for even younger than they were, but would look legal to a passerby.
November 13, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Signs up at McMurdo station:
A sign that says Please don’t frown it spooks the penguins surrounding a picture of a kid riding a penguin. A basic drawing of a Sun with a smiley face drawn on it over a line drawing of some mountains. In very messy writing complete with some backwards letters it says a beautiful day in Antarctica by Ron Dickson Age 32 1/2
November 13, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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Guess all i need is a clove cigarette.

(Weakerthans are Gen X Artists so they also fit. Fight me)
Selfie of me. I’m wearing reading glasses and smiling at the camera. I have on a Buffalo check flannel (red and black) and underneath it i am wearing a Weakerthans shirt. It has two brooms crossed over a curling stone and a ribbon that says Winnipeg over them
November 12, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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Got a new zine a few days ago. Haven’t finished it but I’m liking it so far.

It continues after our (FAR TOO SHORT) conversation panel on Black Horror last year at C2E2 (he didn’t run it iirc, but this fits right in).

#Horror #BlackHorror #Zines
Picture of a zine. It’s black text on white paper and says SIRANGE FRUIT over a picture of an arching bramble with a crow perched on the left side. Underneath the arch it says the author’s name SUNNI D. JACOCKS Below it says THE TWISTED MOUTH OF BLACK HORROR
November 12, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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Happy birthday dad. I miss you so much every day. #GNU

(Yes my hair at one point was very very light. I grew out of it, obviously. Can’t fight those Mediterranean genes)
Picture of a 2 year old in a dark blue hoodie with his hands clasped in front of him looking down and off camera to the left of a blond man with a very 70s/80s mustache with his arm around him looking at the camera and smiling with his other arm around a young me wearing a strawberry shortcake hoodie and smiling at the camera with my arm around my dad’s shoulders.
November 11, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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Y’all look what the shit scam DM i just got:

BLOCK AND REPORT. Also don’t give your debit/credit/bank info to random people on the internet.

@support.bsky.team

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November 11, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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With alt-text

Damn what a throwback omg
Picture of an ice rink. Tonya Harding is on the left side of the frame in black leggings and a floral top looking over at Nancy Kerrigan in a white long sleeved short skirt skating outfit with her arms resting on the edge of the rink talking to someone. Tonya is labeled Senate Dems and Nancy is labeled Post-election momentum
November 11, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Awww. Mine was wonderful and i had many many bonus cousins (ie if you were around there was a good chance you could’ve been one). I’ve decided to start hosting monthly Queer dinners cuz
The look at me meme of a black man pointing two fingers at his eyes. it says LOOK AT ME I’M THE NONNA NOW
November 9, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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These signs have started to go up in Chicago. We see you, we will not forget you, and we will NOT stay quiet. Groups have plans to start putting these up all over the city

Signs Courtesy of www.icirr.org/fsn

#FuckICE #ACAB #Chicago
Picture of a white sign taped to a brick wall. In red letters, with the dates and time written in in black sharpie it says ICE SECUESTRO ALGUIEN AQUI FECHA 10/30 HORA 11:35 AM MIGRA WATCH CITY OF CHICACD Para reportar ICE, Llame: (855) 435-7693 www.icirr.org/fsn
November 9, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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Well at least Roxi’s happy. She doesn’t have to worry about human crap (i hit up the pet food bank last week before the rush I’m sure they’ll see this month)

I wish i could be like Roxi - no thoughts only purrs and belly rubs

#Caturday
Picture of a dilute tortie lying on a quilt. She’s facing the camera and legs are outstretched towards it. Her eyes are closed and she looks very content
November 8, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Three panel meme. It’s the monkey puppet meme. The first one is the puppet looking sideways at the camera and says Jesus Chr—. the second panel is a picture of Jesus leaning out of the right side of the frame. Next to him it says don’t bring me into this. The third panel is the puppet with its eyes front and three doors underneath it (…)
November 8, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Literally my favorite superhero show of all time
Picture of an aboriginal man staring at the camera. His mouth and nose are covered by a dark blue cloth pulled up over them. He has one blue eye and one brown eye and has three white stripes painted between his eyes converging into one running down his nose. On the bottom in Red it says Cleverman
November 8, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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GREATEST CITY IN THE WORLD!!!

#Chicago #FuckICE
A white sign with red lettering that says THIS PROPERTY IS OWNED AND CONTROLLED BY THE CITY OF CHICAGO IT MAY NOT BE USED FOR CIVIL IMMIGRATION ENFORCEMENT AS A: STAGING AREA, PROCESSING LOCATION, OR OPERATIONS BASE CITY OF CHICAGO
November 7, 2025 at 8:50 PM