Brian Vassar
@burphel.bsky.social
(He/him/whatever), kamaʻāina Hawaiʻi, emergency nurse, union member, socialist, triathlete, retired motorcycle racer, Eagle Scout, Navy brat. If you post pictures of critters, there's a good chance I'll digitally boop them.
Dear press: do your job and get his fool ass to admit he ordered the no-survivors policy.
December 4, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Dear press: do your job and get his fool ass to admit he ordered the no-survivors policy.
So, are we sending the Jan 6 terrorists back to their cells since he autopenned most of their pardons?
November 29, 2025 at 6:36 PM
So, are we sending the Jan 6 terrorists back to their cells since he autopenned most of their pardons?
It's like he's constantly stuck in Brendan Tanev's team picture pose. Sorry, Brendan, it's not your fault...
November 19, 2025 at 11:34 PM
It's like he's constantly stuck in Brendan Tanev's team picture pose. Sorry, Brendan, it's not your fault...
Kind of like how they're boiling their raw milk and wanting to inject themselves with a weaker version of a virus...
November 16, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Kind of like how they're boiling their raw milk and wanting to inject themselves with a weaker version of a virus...
We literally saw what he tried to do the first 4 years. And a significant number of Americans voted to bring him back and take down the safety rails.
two men are standing next to each other with the caption these are people of the land
ALT: two men are standing next to each other with the caption these are people of the land
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November 9, 2025 at 5:48 AM
We literally saw what he tried to do the first 4 years. And a significant number of Americans voted to bring him back and take down the safety rails.
Some day, you're gonna want to take off that red hat...
a man in a white suit stands in a forest with the words now that i can 't abide above him
Alt: a man in a white suit stands in a forest with the words now that i can 't abide above him
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November 9, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Some day, you're gonna want to take off that red hat...
Borderlands 2D edition!
November 9, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Borderlands 2D edition!
More like orgasmic crisp...
November 9, 2025 at 3:39 AM
More like orgasmic crisp...
"His own people" are people with his last name. And not even all of them.
November 9, 2025 at 3:28 AM
"His own people" are people with his last name. And not even all of them.
Waiting for the insurance lobbyists to flip a few Republicans towards saving the ACA...
November 9, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Waiting for the insurance lobbyists to flip a few Republicans towards saving the ACA...
Can the guard be federalized if they're already active on a state mission? Seems to me this solves several problems at once.
November 6, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Can the guard be federalized if they're already active on a state mission? Seems to me this solves several problems at once.
It also wastes resources in *every* emergency room in the country. Because nobody can get in to see their own doctor for a sick note these days.
November 2, 2025 at 7:55 AM
It also wastes resources in *every* emergency room in the country. Because nobody can get in to see their own doctor for a sick note these days.
Probably best known as the least known part of the TDAP shot...
October 27, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Probably best known as the least known part of the TDAP shot...
Dear Idaho: this is *exactly* what you voted for.
October 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Dear Idaho: this is *exactly* what you voted for.
So you're saying Obamacare is too expensive?
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October 25, 2025 at 2:25 AM
So you're saying Obamacare is too expensive?
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Hey, @altnws.bsky.social, I've never lived on the East Coast. What's the weather like there for the next few months now that there's a gaping hole in the White House?
Growing up in the NW, that's the kind of project we'd wait and start in the spring.
Growing up in the NW, that's the kind of project we'd wait and start in the spring.
October 22, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Hey, @altnws.bsky.social, I've never lived on the East Coast. What's the weather like there for the next few months now that there's a gaping hole in the White House?
Growing up in the NW, that's the kind of project we'd wait and start in the spring.
Growing up in the NW, that's the kind of project we'd wait and start in the spring.
Okay, but you gotta know most of them are derby girls who could absolutely clean the clock of any gravy seal who tries to lay a hand on them...
October 18, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Okay, but you gotta know most of them are derby girls who could absolutely clean the clock of any gravy seal who tries to lay a hand on them...
Meanwhile, the military and vets keep voting for these clowns...
a man in a star trek uniform is standing in front of a mirror and looking up .
Alt: Captain Kirk slaps himself repeatedly.
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October 14, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Meanwhile, the military and vets keep voting for these clowns...
Private airport security. The same kind of security we had before 9/11? That kind of security?
Don't get me wrong, I think the TSA could be both more efficient and less intrusive. But going back to having people file through metal detectors with a couple rent-a-cops to mind them would end badly.
Don't get me wrong, I think the TSA could be both more efficient and less intrusive. But going back to having people file through metal detectors with a couple rent-a-cops to mind them would end badly.
October 14, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Private airport security. The same kind of security we had before 9/11? That kind of security?
Don't get me wrong, I think the TSA could be both more efficient and less intrusive. But going back to having people file through metal detectors with a couple rent-a-cops to mind them would end badly.
Don't get me wrong, I think the TSA could be both more efficient and less intrusive. But going back to having people file through metal detectors with a couple rent-a-cops to mind them would end badly.
Equal parts strikingly beautiful and leftovers.
a man in a blue plaid shirt is standing in a field holding a baseball glove .
Alt: Wayne from Letterkenny saying “You’re spare parts, aren’t ya, bud?”
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August 25, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Equal parts strikingly beautiful and leftovers.