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Brian Vassar
@burphel.bsky.social
(He/him/whatever), kamaʻāina Hawaiʻi, emergency nurse, union member, socialist, triathlete, retired motorcycle racer, Eagle Scout, Navy brat. If you post pictures of critters, there's a good chance I'll digitally boop them.
November 29, 2025 at 6:45 PM
It's like he's constantly stuck in Brendan Tanev's team picture pose. Sorry, Brendan, it's not your fault...
November 19, 2025 at 11:34 PM
July 17, 2025 at 12:34 AM
July 2, 2025 at 2:51 AM
*boop*
June 22, 2025 at 11:09 PM
June 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
At the rate we're going, I'm not expecting flu shots at all this year in the US. Already talked to my parents about making a run to Canada for flu shots this fall.

Here's a handy map of the nearest foreign country based on where you live in the US...
June 21, 2025 at 8:07 PM
*boop*
June 18, 2025 at 10:19 PM
June 2, 2025 at 2:27 AM
(Not you, you're an asshole)
May 31, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Define irony…

@altdhs.altgov.info
May 15, 2025 at 5:58 AM
May 7, 2025 at 4:22 AM
*boop*
May 5, 2025 at 9:24 AM
If he was any worse at swimming, you'd have to rename him Boyle...
May 4, 2025 at 12:14 AM
*boop*
April 30, 2025 at 2:34 AM
How I arrived on BlueSky...
April 24, 2025 at 3:12 AM
You see, this is why the Heard and McDonald Islands are under tariff!!!
April 23, 2025 at 2:31 AM
April 11, 2025 at 9:15 AM
April 2, 2025 at 10:47 AM
*boop*
March 28, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Somehow, in spite of this being yet another sign of the decline of US democracy, this just makes me miss Brandon Tanev.
@seattlekraken.com
March 25, 2025 at 10:49 PM
March 21, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Hawaiian monk seal sunbathing at Kamakahonu Beach
March 18, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Friendly gentleman I met at a rest break on my bike ride today.
#chickensofbsky
March 10, 2025 at 1:29 AM
A newer one might help, but doing some editing will help more! Increased exposure and brightness a bit. Cooler temp, increased saturation. This is with the Windows photo editor, but you can do the same on most phones now. Just takes a bit of fiddling around and practice.
March 9, 2025 at 12:17 AM