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@burnttoastbark.bsky.social
woopy do, politics
teen angst? nahhh, i've got that middle aged whimsy
much yapping, much happy
teen angst? nahhh, i've got that middle aged whimsy
much yapping, much happy
Pinned
redoing my intro already
let's gooo
-too young to be on this website
-she/her, very into women AND men, beautiful people all around
-a midget thing that will get very political if provoked
-adopt me
-Halloween enjoyer
-i am the QUEEN of SPOOKY
-works at a sammich shop
badabing
let's gooo
-too young to be on this website
-she/her, very into women AND men, beautiful people all around
-a midget thing that will get very political if provoked
-adopt me
-Halloween enjoyer
-i am the QUEEN of SPOOKY
-works at a sammich shop
badabing
i may look all rough n' tough, but in reality i need white noise to fall asleep at night
March 13, 2025 at 12:51 PM
i may look all rough n' tough, but in reality i need white noise to fall asleep at night
can't wait to see people post memes or talk shit about that flying car in California
February 22, 2025 at 12:59 PM
can't wait to see people post memes or talk shit about that flying car in California
everybody's telling me to lock in
but what am i supposed to do when i'm always locked out
but what am i supposed to do when i'm always locked out
February 21, 2025 at 2:48 AM
everybody's telling me to lock in
but what am i supposed to do when i'm always locked out
but what am i supposed to do when i'm always locked out
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Things are, quite frankly, terrible. Like, just everywhere. Everywhere you look, things just fucking suck and it's only suckage on the forecast. As far as the eye can see, it's suck.
But not you. You don't suck. you are fucking fantastic. Thank you for existing.
But not you. You don't suck. you are fucking fantastic. Thank you for existing.
February 16, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Things are, quite frankly, terrible. Like, just everywhere. Everywhere you look, things just fucking suck and it's only suckage on the forecast. As far as the eye can see, it's suck.
But not you. You don't suck. you are fucking fantastic. Thank you for existing.
But not you. You don't suck. you are fucking fantastic. Thank you for existing.
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"Hey how come you always arrive 15 minutes early to everything?"
Well, that's simple. My only options are either arriving 15 minutes early or completely losing control of my life and arriving one hour late. I am very functional.
Well, that's simple. My only options are either arriving 15 minutes early or completely losing control of my life and arriving one hour late. I am very functional.
February 15, 2025 at 6:02 PM
"Hey how come you always arrive 15 minutes early to everything?"
Well, that's simple. My only options are either arriving 15 minutes early or completely losing control of my life and arriving one hour late. I am very functional.
Well, that's simple. My only options are either arriving 15 minutes early or completely losing control of my life and arriving one hour late. I am very functional.
hi, okay, listen
hear me out
i don't have the most muscular build
but is that
is that maybe just a miniature, hardly there, tiny bicep???
just maybe???
are my late night work outs? WORKING?
(please don't laugh at me for the picture i'm a work out noob)
hear me out
i don't have the most muscular build
but is that
is that maybe just a miniature, hardly there, tiny bicep???
just maybe???
are my late night work outs? WORKING?
(please don't laugh at me for the picture i'm a work out noob)
February 15, 2025 at 1:03 PM
hi, okay, listen
hear me out
i don't have the most muscular build
but is that
is that maybe just a miniature, hardly there, tiny bicep???
just maybe???
are my late night work outs? WORKING?
(please don't laugh at me for the picture i'm a work out noob)
hear me out
i don't have the most muscular build
but is that
is that maybe just a miniature, hardly there, tiny bicep???
just maybe???
are my late night work outs? WORKING?
(please don't laugh at me for the picture i'm a work out noob)
anybody else feeling randomly lonely and single with Valentine's Day coming up
February 10, 2025 at 2:10 PM
anybody else feeling randomly lonely and single with Valentine's Day coming up
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With Valentine's Day coming up, A Twitter thread about saying "I love you" in neurodivergent that I want to share over here:
February 9, 2025 at 3:22 AM
With Valentine's Day coming up, A Twitter thread about saying "I love you" in neurodivergent that I want to share over here:
well well well
look who decided to show up
...
it's me
i'm back
look who decided to show up
...
it's me
i'm back
February 9, 2025 at 1:33 AM
well well well
look who decided to show up
...
it's me
i'm back
look who decided to show up
...
it's me
i'm back
"i'm always well rested and ready and to go," i say to my mom five minutes after realizing the bags under my eyes are getting progressively worse
November 23, 2024 at 1:55 PM
"i'm always well rested and ready and to go," i say to my mom five minutes after realizing the bags under my eyes are getting progressively worse
comically long song names are great in my personal opinion
I'm Made Of Wax, Larry, What Are You Made Of? by A Day To Remember
A Banger A Day Keeps The Doctor Away by Solence
Insanely Illegal Cage Fight by Dal Av and Jackson Rose
I'm Made Of Wax, Larry, What Are You Made Of? by A Day To Remember
A Banger A Day Keeps The Doctor Away by Solence
Insanely Illegal Cage Fight by Dal Av and Jackson Rose
November 21, 2024 at 7:21 PM
comically long song names are great in my personal opinion
I'm Made Of Wax, Larry, What Are You Made Of? by A Day To Remember
A Banger A Day Keeps The Doctor Away by Solence
Insanely Illegal Cage Fight by Dal Av and Jackson Rose
I'm Made Of Wax, Larry, What Are You Made Of? by A Day To Remember
A Banger A Day Keeps The Doctor Away by Solence
Insanely Illegal Cage Fight by Dal Av and Jackson Rose
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like if your real. retweet if your not real
November 18, 2024 at 6:06 AM
like if your real. retweet if your not real
Describe yourself using 5 things that are probably in your purse/backpack at any given moment:
hand cream
cat stress ball
hello kitty lip tint/balm
polaroid
chain. not like a necklace. just a chain.
yippee
hand cream
cat stress ball
hello kitty lip tint/balm
polaroid
chain. not like a necklace. just a chain.
yippee
Describe yourself using 5 things that are probably in your purse/backpack at any given moment:
Dagger
Notebook
Pens
Lavender oil
Lighter
Dagger
Notebook
Pens
Lavender oil
Lighter
Describe yourself using 5 things that are probably in your purse/backpack at any given moment:
phone
vape
knife
airpods
Luna bar
phone
vape
knife
airpods
Luna bar
November 16, 2024 at 12:04 AM
Describe yourself using 5 things that are probably in your purse/backpack at any given moment:
hand cream
cat stress ball
hello kitty lip tint/balm
polaroid
chain. not like a necklace. just a chain.
yippee
hand cream
cat stress ball
hello kitty lip tint/balm
polaroid
chain. not like a necklace. just a chain.
yippee
so i lost the post and can't quote it but here i goes anyways--
post four of your favorite pokemon and see what people think about you--
post four of your favorite pokemon and see what people think about you--
November 14, 2024 at 4:40 PM
so i lost the post and can't quote it but here i goes anyways--
post four of your favorite pokemon and see what people think about you--
post four of your favorite pokemon and see what people think about you--
oh fun
top 10 bands/artists to get to know me--
1. Ice Nine Kills
2. Set It Off
3. Rob Zombie
4. My Chemical Romance
5. Mother Mother
6. Metallica
7. Avenged Sevenfold
8. STARSET
9. Skillet
10. TX2
top 10 bands/artists to get to know me--
1. Ice Nine Kills
2. Set It Off
3. Rob Zombie
4. My Chemical Romance
5. Mother Mother
6. Metallica
7. Avenged Sevenfold
8. STARSET
9. Skillet
10. TX2
Top 10 bands/artists to get to know me:
1. Lady Gaga (pre-Joanne)
2. Ghost (pre-Impera)
3. Antrisch
4. Kanonenfieber
5. Faidra
6. System of a Down
7. Murder by Death
8. Carpenter Brut
9. Oppenheimer Analysis
10. Depeche Mode
Surprisingly little metal (though I’ll still tag #metalsky) ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
1. Lady Gaga (pre-Joanne)
2. Ghost (pre-Impera)
3. Antrisch
4. Kanonenfieber
5. Faidra
6. System of a Down
7. Murder by Death
8. Carpenter Brut
9. Oppenheimer Analysis
10. Depeche Mode
Surprisingly little metal (though I’ll still tag #metalsky) ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
November 14, 2024 at 3:31 PM
oh fun
top 10 bands/artists to get to know me--
1. Ice Nine Kills
2. Set It Off
3. Rob Zombie
4. My Chemical Romance
5. Mother Mother
6. Metallica
7. Avenged Sevenfold
8. STARSET
9. Skillet
10. TX2
top 10 bands/artists to get to know me--
1. Ice Nine Kills
2. Set It Off
3. Rob Zombie
4. My Chemical Romance
5. Mother Mother
6. Metallica
7. Avenged Sevenfold
8. STARSET
9. Skillet
10. TX2
i'm trying and failing to learn how to crochet a shark for my coworker for christmas
what do i do
i just learned how to make a magic ring, but uh. my yarn. ripped. when i tried to close the ring.
any crochet enjoyers out there willing to help a poor soul?
#crochet
oh hey a hashtag
yey
what do i do
i just learned how to make a magic ring, but uh. my yarn. ripped. when i tried to close the ring.
any crochet enjoyers out there willing to help a poor soul?
#crochet
oh hey a hashtag
yey
November 13, 2024 at 6:52 PM
i'm trying and failing to learn how to crochet a shark for my coworker for christmas
what do i do
i just learned how to make a magic ring, but uh. my yarn. ripped. when i tried to close the ring.
any crochet enjoyers out there willing to help a poor soul?
#crochet
oh hey a hashtag
yey
what do i do
i just learned how to make a magic ring, but uh. my yarn. ripped. when i tried to close the ring.
any crochet enjoyers out there willing to help a poor soul?
#crochet
oh hey a hashtag
yey
love how diverse my music taste is
November 13, 2024 at 5:57 PM
love how diverse my music taste is
this app is funny to me cus i can vibe with so many different people at once and not get hate from person a cus i'm chill with person b, or there's no person c telling me shit about person a and person b that i didn't ask to hear
November 13, 2024 at 1:33 AM
this app is funny to me cus i can vibe with so many different people at once and not get hate from person a cus i'm chill with person b, or there's no person c telling me shit about person a and person b that i didn't ask to hear
what the??
what the h e double hockey sticks, man??
what the fuck??
what the h e double hockey sticks, man??
what the fuck??
November 12, 2024 at 2:20 PM
what the??
what the h e double hockey sticks, man??
what the fuck??
what the h e double hockey sticks, man??
what the fuck??
new nickname acquired: shrimp/shrimpy
November 9, 2024 at 10:55 PM
new nickname acquired: shrimp/shrimpy
some(most) times i feel like i wanna kms, but then i realize it would be bad manners
i do have morals, despite popular belief, sue me
i do have morals, despite popular belief, sue me
November 9, 2024 at 1:38 PM
some(most) times i feel like i wanna kms, but then i realize it would be bad manners
i do have morals, despite popular belief, sue me
i do have morals, despite popular belief, sue me
quote from my mom 3 minutes ago:
"we don't give them the finger, we're better than that. we give them all five fingers, right across the face!"
i aspire to be like her when i grow up.
"we don't give them the finger, we're better than that. we give them all five fingers, right across the face!"
i aspire to be like her when i grow up.
November 6, 2024 at 4:06 PM
quote from my mom 3 minutes ago:
"we don't give them the finger, we're better than that. we give them all five fingers, right across the face!"
i aspire to be like her when i grow up.
"we don't give them the finger, we're better than that. we give them all five fingers, right across the face!"
i aspire to be like her when i grow up.
at a point in my life where my ribs are visible but my stomach REFUSES to be flat.
November 6, 2024 at 3:56 PM
at a point in my life where my ribs are visible but my stomach REFUSES to be flat.