Bearded Murloc
burkles.com
Bearded Murloc
@burkles.com
Dad, Dungeon Master, Developer, Dog lover, Disassociated.
This “Trump has a mandate” has got to stop. We have a system with checks and balances for a reason. Saying he has a mandate is some dictator level shit.
December 6, 2024 at 10:14 AM
Marvel Rivals and PoE2 the weekend I’m at GalaxyCon. I mean I’m sad but also not. Just have to avoid my family and job next week.
December 6, 2024 at 1:05 AM
One more week until I’m in my natural habitat, #galaxycon
November 30, 2024 at 1:57 PM
Is there a more mid holiday than Thanksgiving? It’s the Arbor Day of winter.
November 28, 2024 at 11:19 PM
@smitegame.bsky.social is feeling really good lately. Just nerf Poseidon and Zeus and we’re all set.
November 27, 2024 at 9:50 PM
Whoever came up with self on a Shelf. I will find you and I will end you.
November 24, 2024 at 12:58 AM
First I agree audiobooks count as reading BUT… does reading sheet music count as listening to a song?
November 22, 2024 at 5:22 PM
Im suspecting you have to committed or be married to someone who committed SA to get in the cabinet. I’m going to hate to read what RFK did to that bear before dumping him.
November 22, 2024 at 1:59 PM
Teaching my daughter about Darkwing Duck. She’s enthralled.
November 22, 2024 at 12:19 AM
My favorite time as a DM is making the world and lore. It’s so satisfying to create this wonderful place. Then the players happen…
November 21, 2024 at 1:50 PM
It’s crazy to me that someone would pay 10k for sex. Like it better come with a Steam Deck or something at least.
November 20, 2024 at 5:37 AM
Reposted by Bearded Murloc
2025 white house cabinet meeting
November 19, 2024 at 11:35 PM
I feel like Trump’s seeing how crazy he can get with these picks just to fuck with us. Mark my words, hes nominating Bob the Builder for HUD next.
November 20, 2024 at 1:05 AM
I realized I’m old today. I couldn’t figure out how to do this thing on my kids tablet and the 6 year old taught me technology. Ordering my cane and depends tonight.
November 17, 2024 at 6:24 AM
Found my strategy to fight an old man. Run away for four minutes, then when he’s too tired to move just punch the shit out of him while he can barely raise his hands.
November 16, 2024 at 1:38 PM
Ok I take it all back. This fight was bullshit. At least the judges were. Glad the crowd is booing her.
November 16, 2024 at 4:17 AM
Netflix should have tested this on something that would have drawn half the audience to test the servers.

Maybe Foreman vs PewDiePie or
Holyfield vs Dobrik
November 16, 2024 at 4:12 AM
While the main event might end up being a letdown. This Taylor v Serrano fight is fire. Even with Taylor head butting every round.
November 16, 2024 at 4:06 AM