Burke 🔜 MFF
@burke.deer.army
Burke
Gay deer, engineer, dumb thoughts here.
38, he/him, Northern Minnesota
Gay deer, engineer, dumb thoughts here.
38, he/him, Northern Minnesota
23rd percentile gang!
October 31, 2025 at 5:09 AM
23rd percentile gang!
That's a couple of bucks
October 18, 2025 at 10:55 PM
That's a couple of bucks
"Oh you know, just living the dream"
October 16, 2025 at 7:15 PM
"Oh you know, just living the dream"
"Why is that moose getting coffee?"
Ya know, even if I didn't have the enhanced hoofur knowledge of being a deer I'd have still sussed this pun out.
Ya know, even if I didn't have the enhanced hoofur knowledge of being a deer I'd have still sussed this pun out.
October 11, 2025 at 8:50 PM
"Why is that moose getting coffee?"
Ya know, even if I didn't have the enhanced hoofur knowledge of being a deer I'd have still sussed this pun out.
Ya know, even if I didn't have the enhanced hoofur knowledge of being a deer I'd have still sussed this pun out.
You can tell this soap is from a more innocent time.
October 2, 2025 at 2:55 PM
You can tell this soap is from a more innocent time.
I mean they are cute
September 8, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I mean they are cute
It was so cool that the ice bar had this vore simulator.
September 5, 2025 at 12:52 PM
It was so cool that the ice bar had this vore simulator.
Called out by Duolingo....
August 20, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Called out by Duolingo....
What are the odds this off brand "Zithion" battery burns my house down while it's charging?
August 12, 2025 at 1:10 AM
What are the odds this off brand "Zithion" battery burns my house down while it's charging?
New backyard deer getting mogged at the corn trough this afternoon.
August 10, 2025 at 4:41 AM
New backyard deer getting mogged at the corn trough this afternoon.
Engineering a traffic jam so bad my warehouses burn down with the fire engines stuck 100' away.
August 10, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Engineering a traffic jam so bad my warehouses burn down with the fire engines stuck 100' away.
New backyard deer dropped.
August 7, 2025 at 1:30 AM
New backyard deer dropped.
>Purchase hex bits
>Package requires hex bits to open
>Package requires hex bits to open
August 5, 2025 at 10:30 PM
>Purchase hex bits
>Package requires hex bits to open
>Package requires hex bits to open
Sharing my bike path with a temporary poo pipe.
July 11, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Sharing my bike path with a temporary poo pipe.
I think the squirrels are actively bringing down my bird feeder.
Clever girls
Clever girls
July 11, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I think the squirrels are actively bringing down my bird feeder.
Clever girls
Clever girls
Even at pride I'm finding lewd stickers in the pockets of my laundry, first time it's been me though.
July 9, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Even at pride I'm finding lewd stickers in the pockets of my laundry, first time it's been me though.
Predator vision alt.
If anyone remembers who had the thermal camera lmk.
If anyone remembers who had the thermal camera lmk.
June 13, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Predator vision alt.
If anyone remembers who had the thermal camera lmk.
If anyone remembers who had the thermal camera lmk.
June 13, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Drink up, it's pride month.
June 1, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Drink up, it's pride month.
In the Menards backrooms
May 17, 2025 at 9:45 PM
In the Menards backrooms
