Burke 🔜 MFF
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Burke
Gay deer, engineer, dumb thoughts here.
38, he/him, Northern Minnesota
Gay deer, engineer, dumb thoughts here.
38, he/him, Northern Minnesota
Reposted by Burke 🔜 MFF
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
Well, guess I'm doing MFF now.
Who am I gonna see?
Who am I gonna see?
November 15, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Well, guess I'm doing MFF now.
Who am I gonna see?
Who am I gonna see?
YouTube has been on a rollercoaster tycoon kick and I'm fighting the urge to install it
November 14, 2025 at 4:28 AM
YouTube has been on a rollercoaster tycoon kick and I'm fighting the urge to install it
Ugh, AqF con cruds got hands.
November 12, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Ugh, AqF con cruds got hands.
Bro came into work yesterday dressed as the tin man and then had to sit through a very long, VERY heated meeting and try to keep a straight face
October 31, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Bro came into work yesterday dressed as the tin man and then had to sit through a very long, VERY heated meeting and try to keep a straight face
2 deer napping on the warm pavement of my driveway, scared the bejesus out of e as I pulled in lol
October 31, 2025 at 5:10 AM
2 deer napping on the warm pavement of my driveway, scared the bejesus out of e as I pulled in lol
I would simply have killed the Borg with a hammer, but I'm built different.
October 21, 2025 at 12:09 PM
I would simply have killed the Borg with a hammer, but I'm built different.
That's a couple of bucks
October 18, 2025 at 10:55 PM
That's a couple of bucks
"Oh you know, just living the dream"
October 16, 2025 at 7:15 PM
"Oh you know, just living the dream"
Very funny* that every automaker has a cool "build your vehicle" tool on their website and you can pick all your options then you goto a dealership and it's like "here's the 4 we have in stock, we get one more next month, take it or leave it"
October 16, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Very funny* that every automaker has a cool "build your vehicle" tool on their website and you can pick all your options then you goto a dealership and it's like "here's the 4 we have in stock, we get one more next month, take it or leave it"
"Why is that moose getting coffee?"
Ya know, even if I didn't have the enhanced hoofur knowledge of being a deer I'd have still sussed this pun out.
Ya know, even if I didn't have the enhanced hoofur knowledge of being a deer I'd have still sussed this pun out.
October 11, 2025 at 8:50 PM
"Why is that moose getting coffee?"
Ya know, even if I didn't have the enhanced hoofur knowledge of being a deer I'd have still sussed this pun out.
Ya know, even if I didn't have the enhanced hoofur knowledge of being a deer I'd have still sussed this pun out.
You can tell this soap is from a more innocent time.
October 2, 2025 at 2:55 PM
You can tell this soap is from a more innocent time.
Vaguely tempted to get earrings in my fursona colors but people will just think they're Green Bay colors....
September 27, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Vaguely tempted to get earrings in my fursona colors but people will just think they're Green Bay colors....
Finding out how much a CT scan costs AND what my maximum annual out of pocket is!!
September 24, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Finding out how much a CT scan costs AND what my maximum annual out of pocket is!!
I hate documentaries that hype up ancient techniques. Like yeah man, I bet that hand stitched Inuit sleeping bag made from seal skin and lined with caribou fur IS warmer than my synthetic sleeping bag. But this was forty buck on Amazon.
September 20, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I hate documentaries that hype up ancient techniques. Like yeah man, I bet that hand stitched Inuit sleeping bag made from seal skin and lined with caribou fur IS warmer than my synthetic sleeping bag. But this was forty buck on Amazon.
Do you think contractors refer to home owners as "Homos" in their group chats?
September 19, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Do you think contractors refer to home owners as "Homos" in their group chats?
I mean they are cute
September 8, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I mean they are cute
Tempting a fawn to come closer with some corn feels vaguely creepy.
September 8, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Tempting a fawn to come closer with some corn feels vaguely creepy.
It was so cool that the ice bar had this vore simulator.
September 5, 2025 at 12:52 PM
It was so cool that the ice bar had this vore simulator.
I suppose I should actually register for the con il doing this week, shouldn't I?
August 25, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I suppose I should actually register for the con il doing this week, shouldn't I?
Trying the dryer balls instead of dryer sheets and it sounds like my socks are taking a beating in there.
August 21, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Trying the dryer balls instead of dryer sheets and it sounds like my socks are taking a beating in there.