kids in the 2000s were really like "I don't like anime, they have big weird eyes" and then they'd go home and watch this

google maps (punching me in the stomach): fastest route is uber

me: but i want to take the subway

google maps (throwing me across the room): 2 buses and a transfer would save 4 minutes

me: i like subway

google maps (kicking me in the head): biking is 45 seconds faster

me: underground choo-choo

why am i scheduled for work an hour before open… i guess i’ll get paid to scroll on tiktok 🤷‍♀️

no more invalid handle!! …now i won’t be pissed everytime i want to post something (thank you @aka.dad)

i hate driving in the snow… can it just be snowy but dry roads?? 😭

it’s already starting… the mall started playing christmas music

currently blasting certain kind of love by jessie murph and contemplating my life

sometimes i forget to drink water for 8 hours and then wonder why i’m dying…

get out there and make change!

thinking of starting another creative project… any tips for not losing motivation in 0.2 seconds? 🙃

Mood

I made one, too!

white people wedding music will always be a phenomenon that makes me giggle

my motivation comes in mysterious 17 minute bursts and then disappears for 4-6 business days

vasectomy for your sinuses

Alternative rock and shitty weed. 🤘

Me(actually)