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@bunkre.bsky.social
Not to be taken seriously
You don't have the balls to name your funeral home Obit Giant
December 5, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Hey guys, I've been talking to ChatGPT, and you're not gonna believe this. *My conclusions are spot-on* and I'm *on the right track*!!!
December 5, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I bet we’re about 6 years away from people paying more for phones that come distressed or “road worn”
September 25, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Liquid Glass looks like the original OSX aqua interface but with a migraine. I can’t believe this crap even made it to beta. Hope someone sues the shit out of them for ADA compliance immediately
September 15, 2025 at 8:47 PM
(Reading an automated email from God)

Cool I’ve been delivered from evil! Wait no, shipping label created
September 10, 2025 at 3:30 PM
We worked out the red/blue color coding on bathroom faucets a long time ago. Now it’s time to standardize a color code for the hand soap vs hand lotion bottles next to it. Together we can change the world, people.
August 27, 2025 at 2:39 PM
(Beastie Boys voice)

Can’t wash your body
without the body wash
August 3, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Welcome home, old friend #spaceecho #oscillation
April 12, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Reposted by BUNKRE
I want these as oversized posters so bad
April 3, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Well, my name is @bunkre.bsky.social
And I’m here to say
I forgot what I was gonna say
In a major way
March 29, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Watch this on a bigger screen than the one you're holding in your hand at the moment. It’s pretty great.

Tortoise - "Oganesson"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2DZ...
Tortoise - "Oganesson"
YouTube video by International Anthem
www.youtube.com
March 29, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Me? No thank you I get my drugs from the…
March 27, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Reposted by BUNKRE
It’s time for the Milk Hotel to choose a side
February 20, 2025 at 9:16 PM
A clickbait article headline that reads “Doctors Hate This One Weird Toe” and shows a picture of a horse hoof
February 7, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Punxutawney Phil stares into the bathroom mirror at a the shadow of his former self. A husk of a rodent he no longer recognizes.
“6 more weeks,” he mutters to no one.
February 2, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Kinda perfect (formerly) Twitter changed their logo to a close button
January 24, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Gonna open a liquor store and name it Consumption Junction
January 21, 2025 at 11:30 PM
What fresh heil is this?
January 20, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Ah yes, late aughts “authenticity”. If it sounds like shit, you know it’s good!
December 11, 2024 at 4:46 AM
These are incredible. Had to look up the device and see some more. Do recommend: artuk.org/discover/sto...
November 26, 2024 at 11:58 PM
There are cells in my brain right now whose entire job is to store the complete memory of this ad WTF
The best thing about Alpine White, however, were the series of commercials. An all-timer jingle and just incredible aesthetics haha....like the Pure Moods of candy ads! Feel free to throw this video on as the background for your next party
www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1pv...
Nestle - Sweet Dreams - Alpine White - Commercials - 1 Hour Loop - 1986
1 hour seamless loop of 3 version of the Nestle Sweet Dreams song.The original male vocal, female vocal and chocolate versions.If you listen to the whole thi...
www.youtube.com
October 26, 2024 at 1:53 AM
Hey Siri, don't make it bad.
Take a sad song and make it better.
October 17, 2024 at 1:38 AM
Lookout for my popup Mexican street food joint, We Can Be Churros Just For One Day
October 12, 2024 at 7:06 PM
Since we’re sharing Oasis stories: I got to hear the final master of Standing on the Shoulders before even the band did, because some poor intern fucked up really, really bad and mailed the digital masters to my friend’s house. Wild.
August 31, 2024 at 1:48 PM
Gary Busey looks 100% like someone named Busey, but 0% like someone named Gary.
August 28, 2024 at 3:13 AM