More than once, I've had the phone in my hand to call someone and tell them I've fixed their shit for them. Only for them to call in a panic making demands.

"Sure, I'll get right on that. Call you when it's done."

Then I go have a coffee.

Their boards are so fucking pretty, too.

I don't think that's any old coincidence, either.

techbros: we have created AGI
cognitive scientists: you fucked up a perfectly good spreadsheet is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety

This isn't even in the top ten of most fucked things Mike has said.

The reason I get out of bed in the morning.