Bumfuzzled
@bumfuzzled.bsky.social
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Living in east TN, married, 40-something, remote-worker who really enjoys not leaving the house.
Living in east TN, married, 40-something, remote-worker who really enjoys not leaving the house.
I like twinkly lights.
November 20, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I like twinkly lights.
Ive been painting ceramic trees for some family members & I got this mini tree, but it came will regular sized lights which looked way too big. So on a wild hair I hot glued 3 itty bitty mini lights per hole and I like how it came out.
November 17, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Ive been painting ceramic trees for some family members & I got this mini tree, but it came will regular sized lights which looked way too big. So on a wild hair I hot glued 3 itty bitty mini lights per hole and I like how it came out.
It’s also National Butter Day. It’s so nice when things come together like that.
November 17, 2025 at 7:06 PM
It’s also National Butter Day. It’s so nice when things come together like that.
Today is homemade bread day so I’ve fired up the bread machine and I’m baking a loaf of bread to eat hot with butter. 🧈 🍞
November 17, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Today is homemade bread day so I’ve fired up the bread machine and I’m baking a loaf of bread to eat hot with butter. 🧈 🍞
Saw this AI image on Pinterest of a granny square poncho and I’m going to try and make it. Just 4 big squares stitched together with the middle open? What could go wrong?
November 12, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Saw this AI image on Pinterest of a granny square poncho and I’m going to try and make it. Just 4 big squares stitched together with the middle open? What could go wrong?
Do the AI guy from “Upload” (Owen Daniels) & Sam Breen from “Brokenwood Misteries” (Nic Sampson) look alike or am I just thinking that because they’re both gingers?
November 3, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Do the AI guy from “Upload” (Owen Daniels) & Sam Breen from “Brokenwood Misteries” (Nic Sampson) look alike or am I just thinking that because they’re both gingers?
I save screenshots of the weirdest shit sometimes.
November 3, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I save screenshots of the weirdest shit sometimes.
I’ve always liked having special, fancy teas, but a few years ago Prime became addicted to Lady Grey tea (basically Earl Grey with extra citrus) and it has become a shelf staple in our household since then. I like mine with a splash of cream. Such a pleasant sip in the morning.
October 31, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I’ve always liked having special, fancy teas, but a few years ago Prime became addicted to Lady Grey tea (basically Earl Grey with extra citrus) and it has become a shelf staple in our household since then. I like mine with a splash of cream. Such a pleasant sip in the morning.
I love Crushinator from Futurama.
That’s all.
That’s all.
October 31, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I love Crushinator from Futurama.
That’s all.
That’s all.
I want a cauldron fire pit.
October 26, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I want a cauldron fire pit.
I have a problem and I am married to an enabler.
October 25, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I have a problem and I am married to an enabler.
Osita is getting her gall bladder removed today and there is another woman in the waiting room who is also getting her gall bladder removed and I said “what if the doctor removes them at the same time…and then makes the two gall bladders kiss?”
I shouldn’t be allowed out of the house.
I shouldn’t be allowed out of the house.
October 22, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Osita is getting her gall bladder removed today and there is another woman in the waiting room who is also getting her gall bladder removed and I said “what if the doctor removes them at the same time…and then makes the two gall bladders kiss?”
I shouldn’t be allowed out of the house.
I shouldn’t be allowed out of the house.
We went to At Home this weekend cause their Halloween stuff is on sale and I found a ceramic skeleton tree for 30% off and of course I had to waste my money. ::sigh:: I have a problem.
October 20, 2025 at 8:23 PM
We went to At Home this weekend cause their Halloween stuff is on sale and I found a ceramic skeleton tree for 30% off and of course I had to waste my money. ::sigh:: I have a problem.
I found “Northern Exposure” streaming on Amazon. I used to watch this show with my mom when I was 10 and I thought that John Corbett’s character “Chris” was soooo dreamy.
October 18, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I found “Northern Exposure” streaming on Amazon. I used to watch this show with my mom when I was 10 and I thought that John Corbett’s character “Chris” was soooo dreamy.
Normally I decorate for Halloween in September but the current political climate has sucked away any desire to decorate HOWEVER today in a bust of energy I put out my Halloween trees. I haven’t decided if I’m going to wire them up so they turn on but they’re at least out and I can look at them.
October 12, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Normally I decorate for Halloween in September but the current political climate has sucked away any desire to decorate HOWEVER today in a bust of energy I put out my Halloween trees. I haven’t decided if I’m going to wire them up so they turn on but they’re at least out and I can look at them.
I got some replacement toppers for my ceramic Christmas trees and they came with other holiday toppers so……now I to paint some new trees apparently.
October 12, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I got some replacement toppers for my ceramic Christmas trees and they came with other holiday toppers so……now I to paint some new trees apparently.
One of my cousins is going through a divorce & has been updating our group chat about all the bullshit she’s dealing with and how stressful it is being her own lawyer & since I’m super helpful I’m like “You need a power suit!”
Cinched waist, shoulder pads, & big hair….no…BIGGER…biggggggggeerrrr
Cinched waist, shoulder pads, & big hair….no…BIGGER…biggggggggeerrrr
October 6, 2025 at 3:35 PM
One of my cousins is going through a divorce & has been updating our group chat about all the bullshit she’s dealing with and how stressful it is being her own lawyer & since I’m super helpful I’m like “You need a power suit!”
Cinched waist, shoulder pads, & big hair….no…BIGGER…biggggggggeerrrr
Cinched waist, shoulder pads, & big hair….no…BIGGER…biggggggggeerrrr
You know you’re getting old when you find all the “S tier” apples at your local grocery store and then impatiently wait until you can sit on the couch and eat apple slices with your husband while watching cozy British mysteries.
October 5, 2025 at 8:53 PM
You know you’re getting old when you find all the “S tier” apples at your local grocery store and then impatiently wait until you can sit on the couch and eat apple slices with your husband while watching cozy British mysteries.
I feel this on a spiritual level.
October 2, 2025 at 11:57 AM
I feel this on a spiritual level.
Yesterday my high school aged nephew fell and conked his head and got a mild concussion. Today I texted my sister to see how he was feeling and her reply let me know that he and I are more alike than I previously thought.
September 28, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Yesterday my high school aged nephew fell and conked his head and got a mild concussion. Today I texted my sister to see how he was feeling and her reply let me know that he and I are more alike than I previously thought.
Sometimes it’s comforting to know that my idiosyncrasies aren’t specific to me and are spread so generously across the world that they spawn memes that target me directly.
September 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Sometimes it’s comforting to know that my idiosyncrasies aren’t specific to me and are spread so generously across the world that they spawn memes that target me directly.
This generally sums it up:
September 24, 2025 at 7:14 PM
This generally sums it up:
Politics feels like fighting a house fire with a spray bottle from the dollar store.
September 24, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Politics feels like fighting a house fire with a spray bottle from the dollar store.
It’s almost like I haven’t walked out on to my back porch for 9 months. Who knew there was a door there (I did. That’s my bedroom, but still)
September 13, 2025 at 6:32 PM
It’s almost like I haven’t walked out on to my back porch for 9 months. Who knew there was a door there (I did. That’s my bedroom, but still)
I think these two posts sum it up:
September 11, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I think these two posts sum it up: