Bumfuzzled
@bumfuzzled.bsky.social
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Living in east TN, married, 40-something, remote-worker who really enjoys not leaving the house.
Living in east TN, married, 40-something, remote-worker who really enjoys not leaving the house.
It’s annoying when you’re trying to make something as a gift out of white yarn and you have a black dog who in under the impression that yarn exists for him lay on.
January 15, 2026 at 1:55 AM
It’s annoying when you’re trying to make something as a gift out of white yarn and you have a black dog who in under the impression that yarn exists for him lay on.
At some point in my life I want to be able to say, in all seriousness: “…I think I’ll take my tea on the veranda today.”
January 13, 2026 at 4:50 PM
At some point in my life I want to be able to say, in all seriousness: “…I think I’ll take my tea on the veranda today.”
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This painting by @alisonfriendartist.bsky.social speaks to me on a deeply spiritual level.
January 10, 2026 at 5:10 AM
This painting by @alisonfriendartist.bsky.social speaks to me on a deeply spiritual level.
I’m starting to think that the dog might possibly ENJOY walking through his own poop piles in the yard. It’s so easily avoidable & yet…
Maybe he takes joy in throwing a fit while I stand on the porch & try to scrub shit out from between his toes.
Maybe he thinks this is our special time together.
Maybe he takes joy in throwing a fit while I stand on the porch & try to scrub shit out from between his toes.
Maybe he thinks this is our special time together.
January 4, 2026 at 11:42 PM
I’m starting to think that the dog might possibly ENJOY walking through his own poop piles in the yard. It’s so easily avoidable & yet…
Maybe he takes joy in throwing a fit while I stand on the porch & try to scrub shit out from between his toes.
Maybe he thinks this is our special time together.
Maybe he takes joy in throwing a fit while I stand on the porch & try to scrub shit out from between his toes.
Maybe he thinks this is our special time together.
Asking for a friend…
January 4, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Asking for a friend…
I made a cheese plate last night with an extra sharp cheddar from Tillamook and it was feeeecking delicious. (Basically this post is just so I remember which one we had)
January 3, 2026 at 4:33 AM
I made a cheese plate last night with an extra sharp cheddar from Tillamook and it was feeeecking delicious. (Basically this post is just so I remember which one we had)
I have been getting so much Heated Rivalry content on my TikTok feed that I’ve come out the other side and am now getting boring real world NHL hockey content.
There is not enough kissing in sports. This is boring.
There is not enough kissing in sports. This is boring.
January 2, 2026 at 3:56 PM
I have been getting so much Heated Rivalry content on my TikTok feed that I’ve come out the other side and am now getting boring real world NHL hockey content.
There is not enough kissing in sports. This is boring.
There is not enough kissing in sports. This is boring.
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Not me walking into my kitchen, gasping, and then aggressively wiping down my countertops like I was one of the Goddess Boys.
December 29, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Not me walking into my kitchen, gasping, and then aggressively wiping down my countertops like I was one of the Goddess Boys.
Sometimes I see tshirts online and I think “yes….me”
December 26, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Sometimes I see tshirts online and I think “yes….me”
First attempt at a Tunisian simple stitch. I fucked up the first few rows but then got the hang of it.
She is THICCC though.
I tried a smock stitch next and…it was not pleasant. I’m going to have to ease into that one I think, my row ends were wonky as hell.
She is THICCC though.
I tried a smock stitch next and…it was not pleasant. I’m going to have to ease into that one I think, my row ends were wonky as hell.
December 26, 2025 at 7:12 PM
First attempt at a Tunisian simple stitch. I fucked up the first few rows but then got the hang of it.
She is THICCC though.
I tried a smock stitch next and…it was not pleasant. I’m going to have to ease into that one I think, my row ends were wonky as hell.
She is THICCC though.
I tried a smock stitch next and…it was not pleasant. I’m going to have to ease into that one I think, my row ends were wonky as hell.
What the hell is this? Candied fiberglass??
December 26, 2025 at 4:19 PM
What the hell is this? Candied fiberglass??
I got myself a $16 set of Tunisian crochet hooks and I’m going to try to learn Tunisian crochet over my week off.
My life is a nonstop thrill ride of excitement and I’m okay with that.
My life is a nonstop thrill ride of excitement and I’m okay with that.
December 23, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I got myself a $16 set of Tunisian crochet hooks and I’m going to try to learn Tunisian crochet over my week off.
My life is a nonstop thrill ride of excitement and I’m okay with that.
My life is a nonstop thrill ride of excitement and I’m okay with that.
This evening I broke it to Prime that the members of BTS are in their mid to late 20’s/ early 30’s and -NOT- preteens like he thought and his mind was BLOWN.
December 23, 2025 at 4:19 AM
This evening I broke it to Prime that the members of BTS are in their mid to late 20’s/ early 30’s and -NOT- preteens like he thought and his mind was BLOWN.
Normally I wring every last drip of coziness out of the Christmas season. But this year…it’s just not hitting. I didn’t put the house lights up. I haven’t put up a tree or decorated the inside of the house.
I’m just tired and want to crawl into a cave and sleep for months.
I’m just tired and want to crawl into a cave and sleep for months.
December 22, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Normally I wring every last drip of coziness out of the Christmas season. But this year…it’s just not hitting. I didn’t put the house lights up. I haven’t put up a tree or decorated the inside of the house.
I’m just tired and want to crawl into a cave and sleep for months.
I’m just tired and want to crawl into a cave and sleep for months.
Just @ me next time.
December 22, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Just @ me next time.
Midsomer Murders was suggested since we’re caught up on Brokenwood Mysteries, so we started it (and just finished series 1) and…DCI Barnaby is kinda an ass?
In comparison to Troy he’s less of an ass…but still kinda a dick. I hope he softens a bit as the seasons go on.
I miss Mike Shepherd.
In comparison to Troy he’s less of an ass…but still kinda a dick. I hope he softens a bit as the seasons go on.
I miss Mike Shepherd.
December 21, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Midsomer Murders was suggested since we’re caught up on Brokenwood Mysteries, so we started it (and just finished series 1) and…DCI Barnaby is kinda an ass?
In comparison to Troy he’s less of an ass…but still kinda a dick. I hope he softens a bit as the seasons go on.
I miss Mike Shepherd.
In comparison to Troy he’s less of an ass…but still kinda a dick. I hope he softens a bit as the seasons go on.
I miss Mike Shepherd.
The other countries who have full copies of the Epstein files could do the funniest thing right now…
December 20, 2025 at 2:48 AM
The other countries who have full copies of the Epstein files could do the funniest thing right now…
It’s super fun when your insurance is like “We’d really prefer if you let us send your prescriptions through the mail” and then you run out of your meds and have to raw dog life for 2 weeks while all your prescriptions have “been delayed while moving through the system.”
December 19, 2025 at 3:27 PM
It’s super fun when your insurance is like “We’d really prefer if you let us send your prescriptions through the mail” and then you run out of your meds and have to raw dog life for 2 weeks while all your prescriptions have “been delayed while moving through the system.”