sailorGoon.⚘️
@buhlwinkle.bsky.social
Too brain broken for a personality 🥴 | Yoga 🧘🏿♂️ | Music 🎧 | High Fives 🙏 | Loose Leaf Teas 🍵 | Anime 👺 | Gaming 🎮 | Alt.
Lv. 36 Kaiju | Somewhere on the Spectrum & Masc Queer 🖤🩶🤍💜🩵🩷
Lv. 36 Kaiju | Somewhere on the Spectrum & Masc Queer 🖤🩶🤍💜🩵🩷
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So I heard you like big butts?
May 29, 2025 at 1:53 AM
So I heard you like big butts?
Found out the guy dated for 6 months and really liked who ghosted me 3 months ago is now in an open relationship.
He was having a hard time, so I texted him every other day for 2 months, encouraging words but silence. Eventually, I took a hint stopped and made me feel unworthy and not good enough.
He was having a hard time, so I texted him every other day for 2 months, encouraging words but silence. Eventually, I took a hint stopped and made me feel unworthy and not good enough.
May 24, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Found out the guy dated for 6 months and really liked who ghosted me 3 months ago is now in an open relationship.
He was having a hard time, so I texted him every other day for 2 months, encouraging words but silence. Eventually, I took a hint stopped and made me feel unworthy and not good enough.
He was having a hard time, so I texted him every other day for 2 months, encouraging words but silence. Eventually, I took a hint stopped and made me feel unworthy and not good enough.
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May 2, 2025 at 8:02 AM
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So there I was, waiting for you to ravage me in the forest.
April 15, 2025 at 7:55 PM
So there I was, waiting for you to ravage me in the forest.
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Me looking at smoll bear in the sunset🥰❤️ Cause he’s a beautiful little goober🥹
March 31, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Me looking at smoll bear in the sunset🥰❤️ Cause he’s a beautiful little goober🥹
Anytime someone says "BBC" to me. It gives me an inverted penis.
April 5, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Anytime someone says "BBC" to me. It gives me an inverted penis.
March 28, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Dating men is the worst.
March 26, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Dating men is the worst.
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Coworker: “Are you a [doomsday] prepper? Do you have cans and stuff saved up?”
Me: “I’m not that attached to being alive.”
Me: “I’m not that attached to being alive.”
March 19, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Coworker: “Are you a [doomsday] prepper? Do you have cans and stuff saved up?”
Me: “I’m not that attached to being alive.”
Me: “I’m not that attached to being alive.”
Hot Take: This gives a particular confirmation bias about us to homophobes.
March 19, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Hot Take: This gives a particular confirmation bias about us to homophobes.
Attempted to bottom for the first time. Took over an hour to get ready as soon as I sent the "I'm ready" text, I get blocked. Bottoms are too good for this work cause yall go THRU it.
March 8, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Attempted to bottom for the first time. Took over an hour to get ready as soon as I sent the "I'm ready" text, I get blocked. Bottoms are too good for this work cause yall go THRU it.
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Remember when @roxascaelum13.bsky.social & @loganstevens.bsky.social put me in a sling & taught my hole a fulfilling lesson?
I do. 😈
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I do. 😈
See tons of smut like this by subscribing to my OF. 50% off until Monday. Link in Bio 💦
March 2, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Remember when @roxascaelum13.bsky.social & @loganstevens.bsky.social put me in a sling & taught my hole a fulfilling lesson?
I do. 😈
See tons of smut like this by subscribing to my OF. 50% off until Monday. Link in Bio 💦
I do. 😈
See tons of smut like this by subscribing to my OF. 50% off until Monday. Link in Bio 💦
These are the type of men that live in my head rent, feral and brain broken.
March 3, 2025 at 11:27 AM
These are the type of men that live in my head rent, feral and brain broken.
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The four Bs: beard, belly, boobs, and barms
February 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
The four Bs: beard, belly, boobs, and barms