it takes a special mindset to prove yourself worthy, n once u reach that point its like a *ping* on a watchful godblob's radar, one whos veeeery eager to get in early on the upcomin ride 👀💦

yeowch...! i dont even have bones anymore just meat in a sack of skin

the casualness of it is key. it's normal for their sloshing bulk to be humped into at all times, treated as the most appealing sex object around. gives them a pleasurable massage while they stuff themselves to the brim with pizza, plus white noise from needy groans and jiggling fat slabs to relax to

yes yes YESSSSS someone give this man a TRUE

holy sex