its cuz i nutted

mashin my bubble into evan *bwomp*

everythin i do and all that i am is all because i have my baby, my Zugdur, my orc-dragon @godofabundance.bsky.social. this unlimited power, my insatiable INDULGENCE, all fueled by his infinite ABUNDANCE. under his care and loving embrace, nothing will ever be in the way of this orcgod getting MORE.

i just got this fucking ad? on tumblr? what the fuck? hello? is this fucking allowed?

oh hold the fuckin phone bro this ones fer me, y'all better be linin up behind whoever this is n run a train on my fat ass in my dms, if my power's waftin over ya then come n admit it, you know i NEED to be an always growin always shittin always goonin GODBLOB so lets fuckin worship me fatter

PPPPBBBLLLLOOOOOOOOUUUURRRRTTTCCCHHHH!!! hrrh, see wat bein a good lil hole worshiper gets ya? my shitpig is here t'show how a good wife finishes all his Godhusband gives. no matter how much CRAP i shove down his throat, he always slurps down every last fuckin log 💚 #hyperscat

BBLLLLRRRRRNNNUUURRRRRTTCCHHH. fuckin love tyin up boy toys n YANKIN em against my donut. one taste of these divine, flavorful godlogs can turn any man into a desperate log chuggin' SHITSLUT. hrr hrr, lemme pull you in, give you whores all a taste~

BBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFTTTTTT. FUUUUCK, feels good to let my fuckin dumper out n just SHIT EVERYWHERE. even better t'be messin this huge with a bro, hrr hrr~

oh i should post this escar too #hyperscat

drunken sweaty gassy orc (by lasercosmo) #hyperfat #hyperfart #blob

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #9,865,479!

lmao just made the cut

growing and blasting #hyperscat

beetle mess mountain #hyperscat

filling the cosmos with godlogs #hyperscat

i fucking love pooping huge #hyperscat