You should have started weeks ago.
Mine would be:
“Huh?”
“Huh?”
“Wha?”
“Huh?”
"hewwo?"
"M-mr obama is that you Hewwo"
"Pwease hewp me i seem to be in a wittle bit of twubble mr obama hewwo H-hewwo"
"Ill do anything fow you mr obama pwease hewp"
"Yeah?"
"What do you need?"
"What's up?"
"I'm hungry."
"And tired."
"Alright, jeez."
"I'm working on it."
"You get the next chapter when it's done."
"Do I have to?"
*Unhinged cackling*
"Sorry about that."
Mine would be:
“Huh?”
“Huh?”
“Wha?”
“Huh?”