Cursed with "you stand in the back of the school photo"-ass giant OCs

With the exception of Asterius, who runs taller than average, they all cap out at about 8ft tall, so I'd probably have to scale that height chart to more like...9ft probably...hmm

Problem is I'm gonna have to disregard that height chart on the left of the fullbody view because it only goes up to seven feet and my dumb fuckers are too damn tall for that lmao

"PT no you can't do five of these"

CAN'T I?

Ptolias being not only the youngest-looking but also actually the youngest of their squad means Ptolias is cursed to be The Baby forever unfortunately lol 😔

The really funny part though is the fact that Ptolias finds this out at some point and probably thinks to himself "You mean I've been competing against some guy who you knew before I even *existed*??? 😭" and he didn't really feel like an eight foot tall preschooler before, but he sure does now 💀

Writing this stuff when you're operating on the timeline of guys who are essentially immortal is batshit sometimes, but I unironically love it lmao

I have often joked to myself that Valus and Ptolias' huge age gap makes Valus a cradle-robber despite the fact that Ptolias is 90 when he joins the Lightning Eaters

Valus is...how should we say...not amused lmao

alternatively we as a society could realize that fiction is about playing with dolls and that horrible things happening to them doesn't matter because it's all toys.

but that seems more complicated than just bringing back big box PC games and publishing books alongside them

It's not that these media outlets have suddenly located their spines and are standing up against this admin, they just clearly know that at this point the favor is swinging against the admin because their polls are in a crater so they feel comfortable enough to go "hahaha yeah fuck that guy amirite"

Now granted these media outlets are all fairweather turncoat cowards and I say fuck all of them, they can rot, but pieces like this are a good way to tell when the wind is starting to blow in a different direction because now they smell weakness

Someone: censorship is bad. This is just modern Hayes code and morality policing, which has never panned out in favour of art or free speech.
Some guy who for some reason has a journalistic career: SO YOU WANT TO PLAY THE NECROPHILLIA GAME? WHY DO YOU WANT TO DO THAT? WHATS WRONG WITH YOU?!

My eyes zoomed in on "happy shit wizard" and I laughed way too hard at it

Just another platform that rakes in gorbjillions of dollars off other people's work while the artists who use it make pennies in royalties