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🔞 ▪ ♋️ ▪ 👾 ▪ Grumpy queer hermit ▪ OC ramblings & various crap, including politics ▪ horny on main, sometimes NSFW! ▪ I write & draw dark, weird and often gross topics 🩸🕊️ ▪ Currently trapped in the bottomless pit that is a 40k lore obsession 💫
Realizing as I flesh out Valus' backstory about his stay with the Wyvern Guard that this happening like 150 years ago means this and his relationship with Shen'lon happened like 60 years before Ptolias was even born
December 4, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Realizing as I flesh out Valus' backstory about his stay with the Wyvern Guard that this happening like 150 years ago means this and his relationship with Shen'lon happened like 60 years before Ptolias was even born
@hartsheart.bsky.social I'm imagining this as Ptolias and Śalinnis after killing some poor Eldar schmuck probably
November 29, 2025 at 4:19 AM
@hartsheart.bsky.social I'm imagining this as Ptolias and Śalinnis after killing some poor Eldar schmuck probably
Well I mean I could go for some crab with butter and a side of hope, sure
...You did mean those kind of crabs right
...You did mean those kind of crabs right
November 25, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Well I mean I could go for some crab with butter and a side of hope, sure
...You did mean those kind of crabs right
...You did mean those kind of crabs right
I would assume they'll come out with Fulgrim and EC eventually! They're coming out with Mortarion and DG figures, and I wanna cry because Mortarion is SO COOL but he's the most expensive so far because of his intricate sculpt and massive wingspan 💀 pls...my wallet......
He's a stunner tho
He's a stunner tho
November 18, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I would assume they'll come out with Fulgrim and EC eventually! They're coming out with Mortarion and DG figures, and I wanna cry because Mortarion is SO COOL but he's the most expensive so far because of his intricate sculpt and massive wingspan 💀 pls...my wallet......
He's a stunner tho
He's a stunner tho
Yeah, exactly! I was thinking of that exact genetic anomaly when thinking of this. For Asterius it's only enough to put him a head or so taller than everyone else tops, so he's only the lower end--whereas Tyberos is an *extreme* case, that motherfucker is 12ft tall (I mean look at this art. JE-sus)
November 18, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Yeah, exactly! I was thinking of that exact genetic anomaly when thinking of this. For Asterius it's only enough to put him a head or so taller than everyone else tops, so he's only the lower end--whereas Tyberos is an *extreme* case, that motherfucker is 12ft tall (I mean look at this art. JE-sus)
Everyone needs that one character that's like
November 15, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Everyone needs that one character that's like
Added a CR compilation to my favorites on youtube and now I'm gonna hesitate to add anything new to that playlist because the thumbnail for that video is SO funny
November 15, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Added a CR compilation to my favorites on youtube and now I'm gonna hesitate to add anything new to that playlist because the thumbnail for that video is SO funny
I love Leandros' and Auron's violently catty dislike for each other, I love that their personalities are so similar and yet *just* different enough that they're like sandpaper to each other, how all Auron has to do is open his fucking mouth for Leandros to look over at him like
November 11, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I love Leandros' and Auron's violently catty dislike for each other, I love that their personalities are so similar and yet *just* different enough that they're like sandpaper to each other, how all Auron has to do is open his fucking mouth for Leandros to look over at him like
I feel like this is way funnier than it should be, but the nurse's face is killing me
November 9, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I feel like this is way funnier than it should be, but the nurse's face is killing me
Can't complain about high insurance premiums if the insurance market is completely fucked from the ground up right?
November 8, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Can't complain about high insurance premiums if the insurance market is completely fucked from the ground up right?
Them and what army, Mr. McSquirt lol
November 6, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Them and what army, Mr. McSquirt lol
[deep inhale]
Oh my GOOOODDDDDDD
Just replace "necrons" with "space marines" and you have literally the most boring 40k fans on the face of the earth that makes discussing exploring anything erotic about the subject like wading through tar
Oh my GOOOODDDDDDD
Just replace "necrons" with "space marines" and you have literally the most boring 40k fans on the face of the earth that makes discussing exploring anything erotic about the subject like wading through tar
November 3, 2025 at 11:41 PM
[deep inhale]
Oh my GOOOODDDDDDD
Just replace "necrons" with "space marines" and you have literally the most boring 40k fans on the face of the earth that makes discussing exploring anything erotic about the subject like wading through tar
Oh my GOOOODDDDDDD
Just replace "necrons" with "space marines" and you have literally the most boring 40k fans on the face of the earth that makes discussing exploring anything erotic about the subject like wading through tar
Like. Bro, come the fuck on
November 3, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Like. Bro, come the fuck on
Not to show feet on main but all of you just have to see what this little weirdo likes to do when I hang my legs off the couch lmao
November 2, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Not to show feet on main but all of you just have to see what this little weirdo likes to do when I hang my legs off the couch lmao
I would prefer to watch two randos literally jerk each other off in public over seeing these same kinds of threads over and over
October 30, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I would prefer to watch two randos literally jerk each other off in public over seeing these same kinds of threads over and over
Honorable mention to Salma Hayek's portrayal of Frida Kahlo, who I only didn't add to the first post because Frida wasn't a "character" technically but a real person lol (sweet baby jesus she's so hot and intense in this movie though, god 💦)
October 29, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Honorable mention to Salma Hayek's portrayal of Frida Kahlo, who I only didn't add to the first post because Frida wasn't a "character" technically but a real person lol (sweet baby jesus she's so hot and intense in this movie though, god 💦)