I remember getting so pumped when the pilot of the Pokémon anime gave us a preview of Gen 2 Pokémon. So cool seeing Ho-oh before we knew what it was.

Mark and Helly at the start of season 3. #Severance

Wtf

Severance theory, beware of possible spoilers:

Rocket Money negotiating on my phone bill and securing me a one time credit of $15 that I split with them.

Remember that time we got tanked and stole an Imperial walker?
Me:

So do I buy a lottery ticket today or stay home because I blew all my good luck on this game? #PokemonTCGPocket

Only using Spotify in short bursts really makes for an unhinged #SpotifyWrapped

How it feels walking up to your door before your annual viewing of Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 #TilDeathDoUsDeathBlart

My power was out for about an hour and a half and only waited to come back to ruin/improve my joke.