I remember getting so pumped when the pilot of the Pokémon anime gave us a preview of Gen 2 Pokémon. So cool seeing Ho-oh before we knew what it was.

The funniest takeaway from Andor for me is that the ISB was such a boys club that their anti-girlboss culture likely doomed the Empire.

I’m just glad Mon Mothma and Erskin found time to get haircuts during all that. #selfcare #Andor

Walking to my car after work singing “I’ve got a brand new pair of roller skates” in a Daniel Plainview voice and laughing at myself.

Me walking into work tomorrow to claim my gift card for winning the bracket challenge by copying one from the internet.

Mark and Helly at the start of season 3. #Severance

Wtf

Severance theory, beware of possible spoilers:

Mark and Cobel next episode

Rocket Money negotiating on my phone bill and securing me a one time credit of $15 that I split with them.

Imagining one day something flipped in John Cena and he just started getting bummed out by children’s hospitals. The heel turn is the result of a months-long plot to decrease demand for him because he’s too nice to refuse to go. Man is on some Curb Your Enthusiasm shit.

Went on a little tangent in today’s alt text because the shortcut for indicating a drawn character is a news anchor is a bit dated.

Remember that time we got tanked and stole an Imperial walker?
Me:

So do I buy a lottery ticket today or stay home because I blew all my good luck on this game? #PokemonTCGPocket

Only using Spotify in short bursts really makes for an unhinged #SpotifyWrapped

How it feels walking up to your door before your annual viewing of Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 #TilDeathDoUsDeathBlart

My power was out for about an hour and a half and only waited to come back to ruin/improve my joke.

This whole first 10 posts you like shaping your algorithm thing feels like a lot of pressure.