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Trump Claims Ukraine Started War
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February 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Get a Yo-Yo as your prize from #Dave&Busters they said. It will be nostalgic they said. Now all I have is a broken Yo-Yo and a burning desire to reclaim my throne as an early 2000's Yo-Yo champion.
February 22, 2025 at 3:01 AM
#Swasticar has to be a top 5 best insult of all time. #Tesla
February 4, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Is the DEI in the room with us right now Donald?
February 1, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Time to dig this classic out. Sigh.
January 31, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Well, this is back on repeat for another 4 years...

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Frank Turner · Be More Kind · Song · 2018
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January 28, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Fun fact, there are 30 wide receivers that have a higher contract AAV than Saquan Barkley ($12.85m). This includes Gabe Davis and Darnell Mooney.

overthecap.com/position/wid...
Wide receiver Contracts and Salaries - Over The Cap
A list of all wide receiver contracts in the NFL.
overthecap.com
January 20, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Do I dare become a #Bills fan now? All the other teams I want to win are getting embarrassed so I'm not sure if it's safe.
January 19, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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January 18, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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People seem to be jumping to wild conclusions as to why that cybertruck blew up when the most logical explanation is that it's because it was kind of foggy last night
January 1, 2025 at 11:11 PM
This #browns #dolphins game is just bad. Like I feel dirty watching it.
December 29, 2024 at 11:59 PM
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At long last, we’re finally getting a sequel to tie up all the loose plot lines from the first Happy Gilmore.
December 27, 2024 at 6:45 PM
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One of the great questions starting Jan 21 is how will Elon and Donald communicate?

Trump is all phone. Nothing in writing.

Elon isn't going to take 10+ calls a day.

I wouldn't be surprised if more than half their communications are via posts on Truth Social and X

Literally.
December 22, 2024 at 5:51 PM
Cade York is back to exact his revenge on the #ClevelandBrowns
December 22, 2024 at 6:20 PM
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Greg Roman and Jim Harbaugh realizing they can call play action without running the ball
December 20, 2024 at 3:51 AM
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Embarrassed David Attenborough Realizes He Spent 10 Minutes Describing Stillness Of Duck Decoy
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December 17, 2024 at 8:43 PM
Well.. that #Bengals game was certainly one of the #NFL games of all time.
December 15, 2024 at 9:36 PM
I don't watch the #Titans much but this Jeffrey Simmons guy seems pretty good.
December 15, 2024 at 9:05 PM
😂 congrats Jordan Battle, you've made the not top 10 this week! #espn #bengals
December 15, 2024 at 8:26 PM
Of course, I make one bet against them and the @dallascowboys.bsky.social remember they are a professional football team.
December 15, 2024 at 7:14 PM
Sam Hubbard TD catch? Did not have that on my NFL bingo card.
December 15, 2024 at 7:10 PM
As expected, @bengais.bsky.social in a shootout with the offensive juggernaut that is the Titans. #nfl #
December 15, 2024 at 6:32 PM
With all the new AI companies out there I thought I'd take a shot. I made one that tells people what music they should listen to. Turns out @eve6.bsky.social wins most of the time.
December 15, 2024 at 2:42 AM