b.trash (they/them)
@btrash.bsky.social
a collection of angry spirits in a trenchcoat. queer enby grey/bi screenprinter, serial podcaster and very occasional streamer.
comedy 👉😎👉
find me here
https://allmylinks.com/btrash
comedy 👉😎👉
find me here
https://allmylinks.com/btrash
Inventing a non sexual hip massage
November 25, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Inventing a non sexual hip massage
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After you help your boss convert a doc to PDF
November 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
After you help your boss convert a doc to PDF
washing machine pillow ripper jutsu
November 22, 2025 at 12:28 AM
washing machine pillow ripper jutsu
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here's how to turn off AI in windows 11:
Step 1 - Get a gun
Step 2 - Aim at your computer
Step 1 - Get a gun
Step 2 - Aim at your computer
November 20, 2025 at 8:15 PM
here's how to turn off AI in windows 11:
Step 1 - Get a gun
Step 2 - Aim at your computer
Step 1 - Get a gun
Step 2 - Aim at your computer
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With Alt text!
November 18, 2025 at 6:42 PM
With Alt text!
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personally i think AWS and Cloudflare should always be down
November 18, 2025 at 12:08 PM
personally i think AWS and Cloudflare should always be down
making non alcoholic twisted tea for the straight edge homies
November 18, 2025 at 10:06 AM
making non alcoholic twisted tea for the straight edge homies
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that whole 'this country isn't ready for a woman president' line is really upsetting because it shows exactly how neoliberalism works, redirecting blame from issues of policy (or lack thereof) onto a flattened, vague type of sexism in a way that ultimately doesn't even challenge sexism!
November 17, 2025 at 6:21 PM
that whole 'this country isn't ready for a woman president' line is really upsetting because it shows exactly how neoliberalism works, redirecting blame from issues of policy (or lack thereof) onto a flattened, vague type of sexism in a way that ultimately doesn't even challenge sexism!
I’m a professional dj, just look at my LinkedIn profile
November 16, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I’m a professional dj, just look at my LinkedIn profile
Spotting a famous drag queen on feeld type morning
November 16, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Spotting a famous drag queen on feeld type morning
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this victory also belongs to aloof wives
November 5, 2025 at 4:55 AM
this victory also belongs to aloof wives
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This needs more attention: Zohran SPLIT the straights with Cuomo. ALL of his margin was from LGBTQ+ voters. Every Dem who ever said “we should abandon the transes” needs this shoved down their fucking throat with a ramrod.
November 5, 2025 at 5:39 AM
This needs more attention: Zohran SPLIT the straights with Cuomo. ALL of his margin was from LGBTQ+ voters. Every Dem who ever said “we should abandon the transes” needs this shoved down their fucking throat with a ramrod.
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Just heard someone refer to the rich as the Epstein-class and idk if I can ever use another term again.
November 5, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Just heard someone refer to the rich as the Epstein-class and idk if I can ever use another term again.
Has ezra klein done a piece honoring dick cheney yet? I just feel like its dumb enough to happen
November 5, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Has ezra klein done a piece honoring dick cheney yet? I just feel like its dumb enough to happen
Bringing 100 iraqi children to sacrifice at dick cheney’s memorial and celebration of life.
November 4, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Bringing 100 iraqi children to sacrifice at dick cheney’s memorial and celebration of life.
Looking forward to hearing liberals say nice things about dick cheney for the next couple days. Might develop psychosis about it, who knows.
November 4, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Looking forward to hearing liberals say nice things about dick cheney for the next couple days. Might develop psychosis about it, who knows.
Time to begin my journey into the Dark Arts (DJ)
November 4, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Time to begin my journey into the Dark Arts (DJ)
Björk pioneered cursive singing by being icelandic
November 4, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Björk pioneered cursive singing by being icelandic
Im now the #1 millennial scholar on 6 7 after spending an hour researching. AMA
November 1, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Im now the #1 millennial scholar on 6 7 after spending an hour researching. AMA
You’re telling *me* a corpse painted this?!
November 1, 2025 at 9:05 PM
You’re telling *me* a corpse painted this?!
would you say you painted this corpse? *slaps me in the face*
November 1, 2025 at 9:04 PM
would you say you painted this corpse? *slaps me in the face*
Willenium Falcon
October 25, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Willenium Falcon
Browsing the dating apps at my friends house and saying “wow”
October 22, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Browsing the dating apps at my friends house and saying “wow”
People who don’t moan when they makeout lack joie d’vivre tbh
October 22, 2025 at 10:18 PM
People who don’t moan when they makeout lack joie d’vivre tbh