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Movie review: Wake Up Dead Man
Genre: mystery

Synopsis: an impossible murder brings Benoit Blanc to a small parish

Bottom line: solid mystery with watch potential due to character and story details
November 26, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Movie review: Now You See Me: Now You Don't
Genre: heist

Synopsis: a new generation of magicians join the previous series characters to take down a money laundering diamond miner

Bottom line: entertaining but missing something
November 17, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Movie review: The Running Man
Genre: action

Synopsis: a man black listed from employment becomes a contestant on a violent game show in order to get a better life for his family

Bottom line: fun action flick with just enough time carved out for a real story
November 14, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Review: Eternity
Genre: rom-com

Synopsis: plans for eternity get complicated when both the husband of 65 years and first husband who died young turn out to be waiting to spend eternity with the same woman

Bottom line: cute and funny while still having good emotional moments and something to say
November 11, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Movie review: Good Fortune
Genre: comedy

Synopsis: a low level angel swaps the lives of a gig worker and venture capitalist to show the gig worker money doesn't solve everything

Bottom line: cute modernized take on a well worn premise with a few solid cycles
October 17, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Movie review: Tron: Ares
Genre: action

Synopsis: the search for code that allows programs to stay in the real world leads to one AI having a journey of self discovery

Bottom line: good visuals and music but pretty shallow for the storyline
October 10, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Movie review: Roofman
Genre: drama, inspired by real events

Synopsis: a convict with a heart of gold escapes prison, hides out in a Toys R Us, and falls for one of the employees

Bottom line: reasonably entertaining with some good chuckles
October 7, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Movie review: The Smashing Machine
Genre: drama, inspired by real events

Synopsis: the story of an early MMA fighter

Bottom line: uninspired, not inspiring, and very flat
October 3, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Movie review: One Battle After Another
Genre: drama

Synopsis: a stoner ex-revolutionary stumbles through events when a Colonel from his past comes after him and his daughter

Bottom line: terrible pacing & very little depth to character exploration points to it should've been straight to streaming
September 26, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Movie review: A Big Bold Beautiful Journey
Genre: romantic drama

Bottom line: vaguely interesting concept that falls flat despite best attempts
September 21, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Movie review: Eleanor the Great
Genre: drama

Synopsis: a 94 year old woman moves back to NYC after losing her life long friend and has a lie take on a life of its own

Bottom line: deep character piece on how we deal with grief
September 16, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Movie review: Spinal Tap II: The End Continues
Genre: comedy

Synopsis: Spinal Tap reunites for one final concert

Bottom line: tired jokes about a tried old band, not sure if intentionally or not
September 13, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Movie review: The Long Walk
Genre: drama

Synopsis: in a dystopian version of America an annual forced march takes place with the promise of the last one standing getting tons of money & one wish fulfilled

Bottom line: very heavy story that uses gore to provide strong contrast with human connection
September 12, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Movie review: Caught Stealing
Genre: drama

Synopsis: a baseball fan becomes entangled with the mob while watching his neighbors cat

Bottom line: fairly basic but well executed misadventure story
August 29, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Movie review: Honey Don't!
Genre: detective, comedy

Synopsis: private investigator Honey O'Danahue follows up on breadcrumbs after a traffic accident

Bottom line: weak through line for the story minimizes overall quality
August 22, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Movie review: Fantastic Four: First Steps
Genre: comic book

Synopsis: the Fantastic Four attempts to find a solution to the threat of Galactus after his herald comes to Earth warning of its destruction coming

Bottom line: serviceable story with fancy effects and good aesthetics
July 25, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Movie review: Superman
Genre: comic book

Synopsis: Superman tries to work through an existential crisis caused by drama puppet mastered by Lex Luthor

There are two credits scenes which are ok but I wouldn't feel obligated to stay for them

Bottom line: fun with a good message
July 11, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Movie review: Mission Impossible: The Final Reckoning
Genre: action

Synopsis: Ethan Hunt and team become gone trotters to stop an evil AI "entity" trying to bring in nuclear armageddon

Bottom line: shows what happens when a franchise overstays its available ideas
May 23, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Movie review: Thunderbolts*
Genre: super hero

Synopsis: anti-heroes join together to sort out the aftermath of an intended double cross

Bottom line: very strong emotional core for any movie let alone a comic book movie
May 2, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Movie review: The Account 2
Genre: action

Synopsis: the death of the former director of financial crime causes the current director to pair up with the mob accountant/hit man to unravel the mystery causing his death
Bottom line: couple of weak moments but none large enough to ruin the entertainment
April 28, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Movie review: The Amateur
Genre: action

Synopsis: a CIA analyst starts down a path of vengeance after his wife is killed

Bottom line: very low key action with interesting characters
April 11, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Movie review: Black Bag
Genre: drama, whodunnit

Synopsis: a MI6 counter intelligence agent searches for the mole that stole the stories McGuffin

Bottom line: tight script with interesting characters that are acted well
March 15, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Movie review: Novocaine
Genre: action

Synopsis: a mild mannered bank manager that cannot feel pain turns into an action hero when the woman he is interested in is taken hostage after a bank robbery

Bottom line: decent action movie but not ground breaking
March 15, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Movie review: Mickey 17

Synopsis: turmoil in multiple modes follows when an "expendable" clone colonist is presumed dead but is actually saved by the native wildlife and returns to find his newly cloned self

Bottom line: interesting idea with several funny moments but some faults in execution
March 7, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Movie review: Captain America: New World Order
Genre: comic book

Synopsis: Sam Wilson as the new-ish Captain America unravels a conspiracy to ruin the new president's legacy

Bottom line: there are better action flicks but there are also a lot worse
February 14, 2025 at 3:09 AM