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Brian—the New Rilke
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"A well regulated militia" has NOTHING to do with violence for fashion, social media rizz, and/or fame.

N O T H I N G
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Remember: it was a weird little trans chick with a sword named Needle who killed the Ice Kong.
#gameofthrones
Trans Mormon lives matter.
October 1, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Ok, ppl I follow; I agree: people who have sex w/ women—including transwomen—are all self-respect, dignity, & decorum.

Conversely, ppl who have sex w/ men (hi!)—including trans men—derrive satisfaction from self-abasement.

Women are like a jog through the park; men are like a tripple cheeseburger.
September 28, 2025 at 4:44 PM
If she rubs garlic in there, instead of no longer dining out, how about instead...

...you bring some good pasta sauce to the party?

Really, though.

😉
September 14, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Look out!

The PUSSY MONSTER is out to get you, son!

OMFG LOOK OUT!!!
September 14, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Wait—what?!?

You had to finish "by hand" because she kinda accidentally on purpose fucked up the condom in the middle of everything you two were doing?

OH

MY

GAWD

THAT

IS

FUUUUUCKING

AWESOMELY

HILARIOUS!

😜
September 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
She's "ruining" my son's life & you ask me how *I* feel about it?

FUCKING DELIGHTED.

THAT IS HOW I FEEL ABOUT IT.
September 14, 2025 at 4:02 AM
LOLOLOLOL

HER SONG ABOUT *YOU* NOW:

music.youtube.com/watch?v=2Upp...
I Put A Spell On You
YouTube video by Nina Simone - Topic
music.youtube.com
September 14, 2025 at 3:57 AM
ALSO—IF YOU WERE ROMANTIC INSTEAD OF RAPEY...

...MAYBE YOU *ARE* ASKING FOR HER TO DO THIS TO YOU.

MAYBE YOU ARE ASKING FOR IT NICE.

🤠💜
September 14, 2025 at 3:55 AM
OR:

YOU COULD JUST FUCKING ADMIT

TO YOUR DAYDREAMS

OF SOMEHOW GETTING HER EXCITED & INTO

BECOMING MY

DAUGHTER-IN-LAW.

I MEAN...

...REALLY, THOUGH.

NO SON OF MINE GETS TO STAY IN THE CLOSET ABOUT TRUE LOVE.
September 14, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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> the shooter is trans
> ok the bullets were trans
> ok the roommate is trans
September 14, 2025 at 1:48 AM
P.S. Son—girls are scary EXACTLY BECAUSE you realizing she's become a lady now IS THE POINT of becoming a man from a boy.

Manhood is what someone like her does to your future regardless if you had other—or any—plans.
September 14, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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Sometimes you have to get to the middle of things...
September 13, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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mood
September 14, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I don't know what else I would even tell you otherwise, son:

it's the year of the Snake;

so, let your heart break.

For her.

I'm sure for you to even fall in love with her—at first sight (no less)—

SHE IS ABSO-FUCKING-LITELY

WORTH

IT.

Love,
Your father.
September 14, 2025 at 3:15 AM
youtube.com/shorts/zFnzg...

THERE WALKS A LADY WE ALL KNOW

WHO SHINES WHITE LIGHT & WANTS TO SHOW

HOW EVERYTHING STILL TURNS TO GOLD

& IF YOU LISTEN VERY HARD

THE TUNE WILL COME TO YOU AT LAST

WHEN ALLAH IS ONE & ONE IS ALLAH

TO BE A ROCK

& NOT TO ROLL

& SHE'S BUYING

A STAIRWAY

TO HEAVEN.
Heart Performs Led Zeppelin's "Stairway To Heaven" at the Kennedy Center Honors
YouTube video by Realm of the Treblemakers
youtube.com
September 14, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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September 13, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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Romanian Air Force intercepted a Russian drone over national airspace, - Antena 3 CNN

Two F-16 jets scrambled from Fetești Air Base at 18:05 to respond to the threat.
September 13, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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Northern Mockingbird

Posing...
September 14, 2025 at 12:42 AM
So, um... how do I ask this? ...okay...

Can I pretty please be forced to slowly walk through downtown El Cajon—nude—while a cadre of sexy twink guys pelt me with slices of pizza and scoops of rainbow sherbet, all while they shout "SHAME! SHAME! SHAME!" at me?

Pretty please with sugar on top?
September 14, 2025 at 12:49 AM
B R O:
The reason you cannot get laid has 1000% to do with Jay Leno slut shaming Monica Lewinsky & nothing to do with the friend zone.

N O T H I N G
September 14, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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Although the Baron Harkonnen and I didn't see eye to eye on many issues, he was a family man
September 13, 2025 at 1:30 AM
One of the co-concurrent plots of my forthcoming novel:

Nakia Green teams up with the daughter of Beatrix Kiddo FOR RIGHTEOUS FEMALE VENGANCE.
September 14, 2025 at 12:06 AM
This poem-painting is about modern violence, generally; I feel like it is relevant to the American context recently, specifically.
September 13, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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September 13, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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Eastern Bluebird

A moment of bird zen...
September 12, 2025 at 8:40 PM