Brian—the New Rilke
@bthedell.bsky.social
"A well regulated militia" has NOTHING to do with violence for fashion, social media rizz, and/or fame.
N O T H I N G
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Brian—the New Rilke
@bthedell.bsky.social
· Apr 30
Remember: it was a weird little trans chick with a sword named Needle who killed the Ice Kong.
#gameofthrones
#gameofthrones
Trans Mormon lives matter.
October 1, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Trans Mormon lives matter.
Ok, ppl I follow; I agree: people who have sex w/ women—including transwomen—are all self-respect, dignity, & decorum.
Conversely, ppl who have sex w/ men (hi!)—including trans men—derrive satisfaction from self-abasement.
Women are like a jog through the park; men are like a tripple cheeseburger.
Conversely, ppl who have sex w/ men (hi!)—including trans men—derrive satisfaction from self-abasement.
Women are like a jog through the park; men are like a tripple cheeseburger.
September 28, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Ok, ppl I follow; I agree: people who have sex w/ women—including transwomen—are all self-respect, dignity, & decorum.
Conversely, ppl who have sex w/ men (hi!)—including trans men—derrive satisfaction from self-abasement.
Women are like a jog through the park; men are like a tripple cheeseburger.
Conversely, ppl who have sex w/ men (hi!)—including trans men—derrive satisfaction from self-abasement.
Women are like a jog through the park; men are like a tripple cheeseburger.
If she rubs garlic in there, instead of no longer dining out, how about instead...
...you bring some good pasta sauce to the party?
Really, though.
😉
...you bring some good pasta sauce to the party?
Really, though.
😉
September 14, 2025 at 4:15 AM
If she rubs garlic in there, instead of no longer dining out, how about instead...
...you bring some good pasta sauce to the party?
Really, though.
😉
...you bring some good pasta sauce to the party?
Really, though.
😉
Look out!
The PUSSY MONSTER is out to get you, son!
OMFG LOOK OUT!!!
The PUSSY MONSTER is out to get you, son!
OMFG LOOK OUT!!!
September 14, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Look out!
The PUSSY MONSTER is out to get you, son!
OMFG LOOK OUT!!!
The PUSSY MONSTER is out to get you, son!
OMFG LOOK OUT!!!
Wait—what?!?
You had to finish "by hand" because she kinda accidentally on purpose fucked up the condom in the middle of everything you two were doing?
OH
MY
GAWD
THAT
IS
FUUUUUCKING
AWESOMELY
HILARIOUS!
😜
You had to finish "by hand" because she kinda accidentally on purpose fucked up the condom in the middle of everything you two were doing?
OH
MY
GAWD
THAT
IS
FUUUUUCKING
AWESOMELY
HILARIOUS!
😜
September 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Wait—what?!?
You had to finish "by hand" because she kinda accidentally on purpose fucked up the condom in the middle of everything you two were doing?
OH
MY
GAWD
THAT
IS
FUUUUUCKING
AWESOMELY
HILARIOUS!
😜
You had to finish "by hand" because she kinda accidentally on purpose fucked up the condom in the middle of everything you two were doing?
OH
MY
GAWD
THAT
IS
FUUUUUCKING
AWESOMELY
HILARIOUS!
😜
She's "ruining" my son's life & you ask me how *I* feel about it?
FUCKING DELIGHTED.
THAT IS HOW I FEEL ABOUT IT.
FUCKING DELIGHTED.
THAT IS HOW I FEEL ABOUT IT.
September 14, 2025 at 4:02 AM
She's "ruining" my son's life & you ask me how *I* feel about it?
FUCKING DELIGHTED.
THAT IS HOW I FEEL ABOUT IT.
FUCKING DELIGHTED.
THAT IS HOW I FEEL ABOUT IT.
I Put A Spell On You
YouTube video by Nina Simone - Topic
music.youtube.com
September 14, 2025 at 3:57 AM
ALSO—IF YOU WERE ROMANTIC INSTEAD OF RAPEY...
...MAYBE YOU *ARE* ASKING FOR HER TO DO THIS TO YOU.
MAYBE YOU ARE ASKING FOR IT NICE.
🤠💜
...MAYBE YOU *ARE* ASKING FOR HER TO DO THIS TO YOU.
MAYBE YOU ARE ASKING FOR IT NICE.
🤠💜
September 14, 2025 at 3:55 AM
ALSO—IF YOU WERE ROMANTIC INSTEAD OF RAPEY...
...MAYBE YOU *ARE* ASKING FOR HER TO DO THIS TO YOU.
MAYBE YOU ARE ASKING FOR IT NICE.
🤠💜
...MAYBE YOU *ARE* ASKING FOR HER TO DO THIS TO YOU.
MAYBE YOU ARE ASKING FOR IT NICE.
🤠💜
OR:
YOU COULD JUST FUCKING ADMIT
TO YOUR DAYDREAMS
OF SOMEHOW GETTING HER EXCITED & INTO
BECOMING MY
DAUGHTER-IN-LAW.
I MEAN...
...REALLY, THOUGH.
NO SON OF MINE GETS TO STAY IN THE CLOSET ABOUT TRUE LOVE.
YOU COULD JUST FUCKING ADMIT
TO YOUR DAYDREAMS
OF SOMEHOW GETTING HER EXCITED & INTO
BECOMING MY
DAUGHTER-IN-LAW.
I MEAN...
...REALLY, THOUGH.
NO SON OF MINE GETS TO STAY IN THE CLOSET ABOUT TRUE LOVE.
September 14, 2025 at 3:51 AM
OR:
YOU COULD JUST FUCKING ADMIT
TO YOUR DAYDREAMS
OF SOMEHOW GETTING HER EXCITED & INTO
BECOMING MY
DAUGHTER-IN-LAW.
I MEAN...
...REALLY, THOUGH.
NO SON OF MINE GETS TO STAY IN THE CLOSET ABOUT TRUE LOVE.
YOU COULD JUST FUCKING ADMIT
TO YOUR DAYDREAMS
OF SOMEHOW GETTING HER EXCITED & INTO
BECOMING MY
DAUGHTER-IN-LAW.
I MEAN...
...REALLY, THOUGH.
NO SON OF MINE GETS TO STAY IN THE CLOSET ABOUT TRUE LOVE.
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> the shooter is trans
> ok the bullets were trans
> ok the roommate is trans
> ok the bullets were trans
> ok the roommate is trans
September 14, 2025 at 1:48 AM
> the shooter is trans
> ok the bullets were trans
> ok the roommate is trans
> ok the bullets were trans
> ok the roommate is trans
P.S. Son—girls are scary EXACTLY BECAUSE you realizing she's become a lady now IS THE POINT of becoming a man from a boy.
Manhood is what someone like her does to your future regardless if you had other—or any—plans.
Manhood is what someone like her does to your future regardless if you had other—or any—plans.
September 14, 2025 at 3:34 AM
P.S. Son—girls are scary EXACTLY BECAUSE you realizing she's become a lady now IS THE POINT of becoming a man from a boy.
Manhood is what someone like her does to your future regardless if you had other—or any—plans.
Manhood is what someone like her does to your future regardless if you had other—or any—plans.
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Sometimes you have to get to the middle of things...
September 13, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Sometimes you have to get to the middle of things...
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I don't know what else I would even tell you otherwise, son:
it's the year of the Snake;
so, let your heart break.
For her.
I'm sure for you to even fall in love with her—at first sight (no less)—
SHE IS ABSO-FUCKING-LITELY
WORTH
IT.
Love,
Your father.
it's the year of the Snake;
so, let your heart break.
For her.
I'm sure for you to even fall in love with her—at first sight (no less)—
SHE IS ABSO-FUCKING-LITELY
WORTH
IT.
Love,
Your father.
September 14, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I don't know what else I would even tell you otherwise, son:
it's the year of the Snake;
so, let your heart break.
For her.
I'm sure for you to even fall in love with her—at first sight (no less)—
SHE IS ABSO-FUCKING-LITELY
WORTH
IT.
Love,
Your father.
it's the year of the Snake;
so, let your heart break.
For her.
I'm sure for you to even fall in love with her—at first sight (no less)—
SHE IS ABSO-FUCKING-LITELY
WORTH
IT.
Love,
Your father.
youtube.com/shorts/zFnzg...
THERE WALKS A LADY WE ALL KNOW
WHO SHINES WHITE LIGHT & WANTS TO SHOW
HOW EVERYTHING STILL TURNS TO GOLD
& IF YOU LISTEN VERY HARD
THE TUNE WILL COME TO YOU AT LAST
WHEN ALLAH IS ONE & ONE IS ALLAH
TO BE A ROCK
& NOT TO ROLL
& SHE'S BUYING
A STAIRWAY
TO HEAVEN.
THERE WALKS A LADY WE ALL KNOW
WHO SHINES WHITE LIGHT & WANTS TO SHOW
HOW EVERYTHING STILL TURNS TO GOLD
& IF YOU LISTEN VERY HARD
THE TUNE WILL COME TO YOU AT LAST
WHEN ALLAH IS ONE & ONE IS ALLAH
TO BE A ROCK
& NOT TO ROLL
& SHE'S BUYING
A STAIRWAY
TO HEAVEN.
Heart Performs Led Zeppelin's "Stairway To Heaven" at the Kennedy Center Honors
YouTube video by Realm of the Treblemakers
youtube.com
September 14, 2025 at 2:59 AM
youtube.com/shorts/zFnzg...
THERE WALKS A LADY WE ALL KNOW
WHO SHINES WHITE LIGHT & WANTS TO SHOW
HOW EVERYTHING STILL TURNS TO GOLD
& IF YOU LISTEN VERY HARD
THE TUNE WILL COME TO YOU AT LAST
WHEN ALLAH IS ONE & ONE IS ALLAH
TO BE A ROCK
& NOT TO ROLL
& SHE'S BUYING
A STAIRWAY
TO HEAVEN.
THERE WALKS A LADY WE ALL KNOW
WHO SHINES WHITE LIGHT & WANTS TO SHOW
HOW EVERYTHING STILL TURNS TO GOLD
& IF YOU LISTEN VERY HARD
THE TUNE WILL COME TO YOU AT LAST
WHEN ALLAH IS ONE & ONE IS ALLAH
TO BE A ROCK
& NOT TO ROLL
& SHE'S BUYING
A STAIRWAY
TO HEAVEN.
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Romanian Air Force intercepted a Russian drone over national airspace, - Antena 3 CNN
Two F-16 jets scrambled from Fetești Air Base at 18:05 to respond to the threat.
Two F-16 jets scrambled from Fetești Air Base at 18:05 to respond to the threat.
September 13, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Romanian Air Force intercepted a Russian drone over national airspace, - Antena 3 CNN
Two F-16 jets scrambled from Fetești Air Base at 18:05 to respond to the threat.
Two F-16 jets scrambled from Fetești Air Base at 18:05 to respond to the threat.
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Northern Mockingbird
Posing...
Posing...
September 14, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Northern Mockingbird
Posing...
Posing...
So, um... how do I ask this? ...okay...
Can I pretty please be forced to slowly walk through downtown El Cajon—nude—while a cadre of sexy twink guys pelt me with slices of pizza and scoops of rainbow sherbet, all while they shout "SHAME! SHAME! SHAME!" at me?
Pretty please with sugar on top?
Can I pretty please be forced to slowly walk through downtown El Cajon—nude—while a cadre of sexy twink guys pelt me with slices of pizza and scoops of rainbow sherbet, all while they shout "SHAME! SHAME! SHAME!" at me?
Pretty please with sugar on top?
September 14, 2025 at 12:49 AM
So, um... how do I ask this? ...okay...
Can I pretty please be forced to slowly walk through downtown El Cajon—nude—while a cadre of sexy twink guys pelt me with slices of pizza and scoops of rainbow sherbet, all while they shout "SHAME! SHAME! SHAME!" at me?
Pretty please with sugar on top?
Can I pretty please be forced to slowly walk through downtown El Cajon—nude—while a cadre of sexy twink guys pelt me with slices of pizza and scoops of rainbow sherbet, all while they shout "SHAME! SHAME! SHAME!" at me?
Pretty please with sugar on top?
B R O:
The reason you cannot get laid has 1000% to do with Jay Leno slut shaming Monica Lewinsky & nothing to do with the friend zone.
N O T H I N G
The reason you cannot get laid has 1000% to do with Jay Leno slut shaming Monica Lewinsky & nothing to do with the friend zone.
N O T H I N G
September 14, 2025 at 12:38 AM
B R O:
The reason you cannot get laid has 1000% to do with Jay Leno slut shaming Monica Lewinsky & nothing to do with the friend zone.
N O T H I N G
The reason you cannot get laid has 1000% to do with Jay Leno slut shaming Monica Lewinsky & nothing to do with the friend zone.
N O T H I N G
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Although the Baron Harkonnen and I didn't see eye to eye on many issues, he was a family man
September 13, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Although the Baron Harkonnen and I didn't see eye to eye on many issues, he was a family man
One of the co-concurrent plots of my forthcoming novel:
Nakia Green teams up with the daughter of Beatrix Kiddo FOR RIGHTEOUS FEMALE VENGANCE.
Nakia Green teams up with the daughter of Beatrix Kiddo FOR RIGHTEOUS FEMALE VENGANCE.
September 14, 2025 at 12:06 AM
One of the co-concurrent plots of my forthcoming novel:
Nakia Green teams up with the daughter of Beatrix Kiddo FOR RIGHTEOUS FEMALE VENGANCE.
Nakia Green teams up with the daughter of Beatrix Kiddo FOR RIGHTEOUS FEMALE VENGANCE.
This poem-painting is about modern violence, generally; I feel like it is relevant to the American context recently, specifically.
September 13, 2025 at 10:41 PM
This poem-painting is about modern violence, generally; I feel like it is relevant to the American context recently, specifically.
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Eastern Bluebird
A moment of bird zen...
A moment of bird zen...
September 12, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Eastern Bluebird
A moment of bird zen...
A moment of bird zen...