Brandon Taitt
@btaitt.bsky.social
Movies, sci-fi, politics and soccer, including Star Trek, #mnufc, and more. I used to make “sportball” jokes and I’m very sorry for my transgressions. All my links at https://linktr.ee/btaitt
Also works pretty well as a heat map of the markets MLS actually gives a shit about (a white hot blip over Miami-Dade county notwithstanding)
November 11, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Also works pretty well as a heat map of the markets MLS actually gives a shit about (a white hot blip over Miami-Dade county notwithstanding)
Coming into someone’s mentions out of nowhere to whine about playoffs formats is so silly. Seethe I guess.
November 9, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Coming into someone’s mentions out of nowhere to whine about playoffs formats is so silly. Seethe I guess.
Not beating the allegations bsky.app/profile/btai...
I can’t think of any online MLS fanbase who has less chill than Sounders fans.
They’re not mad Wes. Don’t tell the newspaper that they’re mad.
They’re not mad Wes. Don’t tell the newspaper that they’re mad.
November 9, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Not beating the allegations bsky.app/profile/btai...
It’s a little meta, but on the broadcast after the game ended Wiebe was interviewing a furious Schmetzer but he was was cut off mid-word by a shot of one of the groundskeeper’s Goldens running around and being happy. It was fantastic. My kind of sports broadcasting.
November 9, 2025 at 3:23 PM
It’s a little meta, but on the broadcast after the game ended Wiebe was interviewing a furious Schmetzer but he was was cut off mid-word by a shot of one of the groundskeeper’s Goldens running around and being happy. It was fantastic. My kind of sports broadcasting.
I can’t think of any online MLS fanbase who has less chill than Sounders fans.
They’re not mad Wes. Don’t tell the newspaper that they’re mad.
They’re not mad Wes. Don’t tell the newspaper that they’re mad.
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I can’t think of any online MLS fanbase who has less chill than Sounders fans.
They’re not mad Wes. Don’t tell the newspaper that they’re mad.
They’re not mad Wes. Don’t tell the newspaper that they’re mad.
I 100% called Thomas trying to go top bins with it too, because of course GKs hate top bins
November 9, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I 100% called Thomas trying to go top bins with it too, because of course GKs hate top bins
Seattle in the Playoffs 2: Disappointment Boogaloo
November 4, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Seattle in the Playoffs 2: Disappointment Boogaloo
Bar: Black Hart
Youth Club: Minnesota Rush (gotta rep the local club)
Hallowed Ground: The National Sports Center. The hub for youth soccer and where the pre-MLS MNUFC played.
Urban Legend: Tony Sanneh
Youth Club: Minnesota Rush (gotta rep the local club)
Hallowed Ground: The National Sports Center. The hub for youth soccer and where the pre-MLS MNUFC played.
Urban Legend: Tony Sanneh
October 30, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Bar: Black Hart
Youth Club: Minnesota Rush (gotta rep the local club)
Hallowed Ground: The National Sports Center. The hub for youth soccer and where the pre-MLS MNUFC played.
Urban Legend: Tony Sanneh
Youth Club: Minnesota Rush (gotta rep the local club)
Hallowed Ground: The National Sports Center. The hub for youth soccer and where the pre-MLS MNUFC played.
Urban Legend: Tony Sanneh
Just looked it up. *That’s it*?
Tell me you haven’t had a rough day in a service job without telling me. What a baby.
Tell me you haven’t had a rough day in a service job without telling me. What a baby.
October 28, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Just looked it up. *That’s it*?
Tell me you haven’t had a rough day in a service job without telling me. What a baby.
Tell me you haven’t had a rough day in a service job without telling me. What a baby.
CMNT fans online seem to despise DSC and Tani Oluwaseyi
October 28, 2025 at 3:03 AM
CMNT fans online seem to despise DSC and Tani Oluwaseyi
I think the bottle sprung a leak
October 28, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I think the bottle sprung a leak
You know what? What the heck. Me too.
October 27, 2025 at 8:09 PM
You know what? What the heck. Me too.
Human beings, on a football club?? Nahhhh.
October 26, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Human beings, on a football club?? Nahhhh.
EV/PHEV owners usually call it “ICEing” (for internal combustion engine).
October 25, 2025 at 10:57 PM
EV/PHEV owners usually call it “ICEing” (for internal combustion engine).
Sometimes I just randomly think “damn, remember when Wil Trapp took on Messi 1v1 and won multiple times?” Dreams can come true.
October 23, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Sometimes I just randomly think “damn, remember when Wil Trapp took on Messi 1v1 and won multiple times?” Dreams can come true.
Looks like Devin played a good amount of minutes for SLC with some decent Fotmob ratings until October. Does this mean he’s permanently back or did he have one of those “recall at any time” clauses?
October 22, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Looks like Devin played a good amount of minutes for SLC with some decent Fotmob ratings until October. Does this mean he’s permanently back or did he have one of those “recall at any time” clauses?
There’s also an arrogance and presumption that basically boils down to you doing RCV “wrong”.
“Isn’t rank choice voting great? You can rank by preference!”
Ok sounds good, I’ll do that.
“No not like that 😡 “
“Isn’t rank choice voting great? You can rank by preference!”
Ok sounds good, I’ll do that.
“No not like that 😡 “
October 22, 2025 at 1:26 PM
There’s also an arrogance and presumption that basically boils down to you doing RCV “wrong”.
“Isn’t rank choice voting great? You can rank by preference!”
Ok sounds good, I’ll do that.
“No not like that 😡 “
“Isn’t rank choice voting great? You can rank by preference!”
Ok sounds good, I’ll do that.
“No not like that 😡 “