Bilbo Sockpuppet
@bsockpuppet.bsky.social
A sad old man with little to say and nothing better to do.
Fix the cigarette lighter.
November 12, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Fix the cigarette lighter.
Vegans with misophobia have some tough choices to make in Japanese restaurants.
October 13, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Vegans with misophobia have some tough choices to make in Japanese restaurants.
Could be. I reckon he was getting pretty close to throwing her over in the last book.
August 16, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Could be. I reckon he was getting pretty close to throwing her over in the last book.
Not really. The Saints should have been in there somewhere and they used a bit of brass later on. Know your product didn't even get a look in.
July 26, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Not really. The Saints should have been in there somewhere and they used a bit of brass later on. Know your product didn't even get a look in.
The best man couldn't Handel the job.
July 17, 2025 at 10:30 AM
The best man couldn't Handel the job.
JD Vance. The lounge bit anyway.
March 30, 2025 at 12:51 PM
JD Vance. The lounge bit anyway.
And for once a 'fess that didn't involve shitting, wanking, or deceiving a life partner.
January 23, 2025 at 9:18 AM
And for once a 'fess that didn't involve shitting, wanking, or deceiving a life partner.
Thank you Mr Gilbert.
December 16, 2024 at 10:34 AM
Thank you Mr Gilbert.
I think the reviews of Maccas Engadine are still up.
December 11, 2024 at 12:21 PM
I think the reviews of Maccas Engadine are still up.
Happens a bit this time of year. Auspost can't keep up.
November 25, 2024 at 12:46 PM
Happens a bit this time of year. Auspost can't keep up.
And maybe a fried egg with the chips and gravy?
November 25, 2024 at 12:35 PM
And maybe a fried egg with the chips and gravy?
Just heard your call-in to Macca on Media watch. Nice one. I stopped listening to him 30 years ago. Thanks for taking the bullet.
Shame it's saved him from a well deserved sacking.
Shame it's saved him from a well deserved sacking.
November 25, 2024 at 12:04 PM
Just heard your call-in to Macca on Media watch. Nice one. I stopped listening to him 30 years ago. Thanks for taking the bullet.
Shame it's saved him from a well deserved sacking.
Shame it's saved him from a well deserved sacking.