Good to see Gina's hat keeping Barnaby's brain cool this morning. It's not helping.

Mexican standoff. Had a call from an Aus government agency today. Wouldn't tell me why they were calling unless I confirmed my details. Wouldn't confirm my details unless they told me why they were calling. (Turns out it was probably a legitimate call).

Does anyone have Clive Palmer's mobile number? For some reason Harry Fong's phone doesn't seem to be working and I have an important message for them.

Signed Michael Mouse up to join Trumpet of Patriots today. They probably have filters for such nonsense, but it made me feel better about the spam texts.

#mediawatch. Looking forward to the new host Costa's tips on composting the Tele and Australian.

I bet a the phrase "white cloud in a mushroom shape" started life as simply "mushroom cloud". Both reactors due for closure by 2030 (42 to 44 years after commissioning).
www.bbc.com/news/article...

Happy new year. May everyone get at least a few moments of pure joy over the next year. Alle menschen werden bruder. Unless of course your brothers are cunts. It happens.

Need some help. Was Smokey really over the line?

Pays $117 million and pretends he hasn't seen the guy's tweets.