Impressive!

I'd really like to see what happens when you use the AI "summarize this email" option.

Everything okay, man?

As an Arkansas fan...yeah, that's fair.

Yes. That is exactly what I thought. For these people, "not white" automatically means "not MAGA enough."

The return of the chili-cheese burrito is the best thing that’s happened to me this year.

...as was the style at the time.

I’m sure you’ll be pleased to know that out of all the ways my palate has grown and changed in the last two decades, I still just don’t care for beer.

Still my favorite of that series.

I hope you hit up an underwhelming bar owned by a shitty country music personality.

Man, so jealous!

Well-deserved!

I knew all those Book It personal pan pizzas were preparing me for something other than diabetes.

This really does sum up the attitude I recall from growing up in Arkansas in the 80s and 90s. Whenever an African-American person spoke out, there was always this attitude of "How dare you criticize the people and country who have sacrificed so much to give you the rights that we've always had?"

I haven’t heard a McClellan MST3K reference, but I assume I will eventually.

My first thought when I saw the original post was, "I remember when my pastor tried to tell me it was a gate too small for camels..."-no doubt because he had read it in a MacArthur book.

Also, school districts! Have you heard "Is You Ready" by Migos, because I think that's almost criminally underused in Facebook back-to-school reels at the moment.