they have an ebisu life store and I’m a blind box goblin

what do his squid eyes see

Misty blesses this decision

That’s the upright one my friend

some people rest when they are sick

I don’t wanna make assumptions but the vibe you’re giving off is not screaming “enchanted”

“Oh I suppose you think everyone should be able to eat for FREE” yeah I think nourishment is a human right lmao

The money’s gone. I’m calling it.

I don’t care if it sounds saccharine in the doom-poisoned Internet space but basically the govt said “if you’re poor you can starve lol” and as a result millions of Americans are coming together to say “I think the fuck not”

Well actually beach umbrellas are also extremely dangerous and very aggressive

Okay listen, I’m $5 short of matching you bc I’m budgeting for some medical expenses but I love your son he’s perfect