Bryn Greenwood
@bryngreenwood.bsky.social
Writer, even on the days I'm not writing. NYT bestselling author of some books. Grumpy. She/her. Putting the i back in bitch.
Oh look GiveSendGo is bragging about how they have Luigi’s fundraiser, but are weirdly quiet about how they’ve also got that racist woman’s fundraiser.
May 5, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Oh look GiveSendGo is bragging about how they have Luigi’s fundraiser, but are weirdly quiet about how they’ve also got that racist woman’s fundraiser.
I once had a boxer who had to have both ACLs repaired. It was heartbreaking having to force her to rest in her kennel in the initial stages, but she got so many great years out the surgeries. But you can see how powerful her sad-eye was.
March 10, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I once had a boxer who had to have both ACLs repaired. It was heartbreaking having to force her to rest in her kennel in the initial stages, but she got so many great years out the surgeries. But you can see how powerful her sad-eye was.
This remake of Red Dawn is very different.
March 5, 2025 at 12:30 PM
This remake of Red Dawn is very different.
That’s how you know the asteroid is a Democrat. So disappointing.
March 4, 2025 at 3:35 PM
That’s how you know the asteroid is a Democrat. So disappointing.
I find that I still can’t get over this. Imagine going on television to clarify that absolutely no country should ever enter a nuclear disarmament deal with the US, because afterwards we will not protect you. Instead we’ll try to shake you down for natural resources & hand you over to an aggressor.
March 4, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I find that I still can’t get over this. Imagine going on television to clarify that absolutely no country should ever enter a nuclear disarmament deal with the US, because afterwards we will not protect you. Instead we’ll try to shake you down for natural resources & hand you over to an aggressor.
I could not agree more.
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February 2, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I could not agree more.
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The bar for Republicans is so low and yet they still disappoint.
January 28, 2025 at 9:27 PM
The bar for Republicans is so low and yet they still disappoint.
Imagine thinking it’s a good idea to try to start a trade war with Colombia.
January 27, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Imagine thinking it’s a good idea to try to start a trade war with Colombia.
In preparation for the inauguration and the next four years (at the very least), here’s a handy tutorial on girding your loins.
January 16, 2025 at 4:55 PM
In preparation for the inauguration and the next four years (at the very least), here’s a handy tutorial on girding your loins.
Same, little “I voted” sticker. Same.
November 23, 2024 at 4:33 AM
Same, little “I voted” sticker. Same.
The only Christmas music I am willing to listen to is this. And only once per year.
November 21, 2024 at 9:43 PM
The only Christmas music I am willing to listen to is this. And only once per year.
The most surprising thing I learned from visiting the First Infantry Division Museum at Fort Riley is that the Army once conducted a field exercise in which the aggressor force used the Esperanto language. 🤔
November 11, 2024 at 9:28 PM
The most surprising thing I learned from visiting the First Infantry Division Museum at Fort Riley is that the Army once conducted a field exercise in which the aggressor force used the Esperanto language. 🤔
I left Xitter quite a while ago, but now I’m seriously considering extricating myself from all the Fuckerberg social media sites. I guess that means slithering back in here. It’s nice to see so more people. I mean in so far as I ever want to see people. Here, have some pups.
November 8, 2024 at 12:03 PM
I left Xitter quite a while ago, but now I’m seriously considering extricating myself from all the Fuckerberg social media sites. I guess that means slithering back in here. It’s nice to see so more people. I mean in so far as I ever want to see people. Here, have some pups.
Please tell me how is it that Dalí hasn’t been adopted?
December 23, 2023 at 3:52 AM
Please tell me how is it that Dalí hasn’t been adopted?
Idk. Literally every house I’ve ever lived in has had a floor vent in the bathroom, except the two houses that had radiators. And that’s Florida, Kansas, Arkansas, Oklahoma, Colorado, New Mexico. Hate this fucker.
October 5, 2023 at 12:08 AM
Idk. Literally every house I’ve ever lived in has had a floor vent in the bathroom, except the two houses that had radiators. And that’s Florida, Kansas, Arkansas, Oklahoma, Colorado, New Mexico. Hate this fucker.
Omg I can’t believed I missed this opportunity to post a pic of the late great Biggie Bigs!
October 4, 2023 at 2:50 PM
Omg I can’t believed I missed this opportunity to post a pic of the late great Biggie Bigs!
Have you seen the freaky graphics on their widget? 😱 Like what is happening here? How do I even write an alt text for this image?
September 21, 2023 at 3:55 PM
Have you seen the freaky graphics on their widget? 😱 Like what is happening here? How do I even write an alt text for this image?
I’ve had worse vacations.
September 14, 2023 at 3:53 PM
I’ve had worse vacations.
Peaches all day long. Kinda want to just grab a spoon & start eating, but these go in the freezer for the winter.
September 10, 2023 at 8:02 PM
Peaches all day long. Kinda want to just grab a spoon & start eating, but these go in the freezer for the winter.
The only one more excited than me about the 20 lbs of Colorado peaches I just bought is this little goober.
September 9, 2023 at 4:05 PM
The only one more excited than me about the 20 lbs of Colorado peaches I just bought is this little goober.
Schrödinger's Billionaire and OCD: what's it like having intrusive thoughts about dying in small spaces.
https://bryngreenwood.wordpress.com/2023/06/21/schrodingers-billionaire-and-ocd/
https://bryngreenwood.wordpress.com/2023/06/21/schrodingers-billionaire-and-ocd/
June 22, 2023 at 12:02 AM
Schrödinger's Billionaire and OCD: what's it like having intrusive thoughts about dying in small spaces.
https://bryngreenwood.wordpress.com/2023/06/21/schrodingers-billionaire-and-ocd/
https://bryngreenwood.wordpress.com/2023/06/21/schrodingers-billionaire-and-ocd/